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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Ok anyone talking about the I/P conflict, campus protests or the like takes the rest of the day off

If you want to debate those go to D&D. This is a lol politics thread, not a debate thread

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Also it's Sunday go outside and play or something

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Here's my polling numbers:

Biden 53 Trump 45

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1784589858998198423
I have the best stamina, the bigliest stamina in America - no, the whole world

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Such power, he can sit on his rear end all day and then go to a bodega

All New York is in awe

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1784589858998198423
I have the best stamina, the bigliest stamina in America - no, the whole world

He has not been to Michigan Pennsylvania or Ohio

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Just incredible stamina, farts himself back to life at the end of a long day listening to his crimes and then strings some unrelated words together in a nearby corner shop

ragnarokette
Oct 7, 2021

kazil posted:

He has not been to Michigan Pennsylvania or Ohio

Did he have something scheduled for last Wednesday and had to cancel last minute because of the gag order hearing? I might be having a brain fart, much like "TRUMP" farts in court.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Trump huffing his own farts

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Good, we've got some un-skewing going on, excellent,

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
To be fair it takes an incredible amount of stamina to go to Ohio and willingly stay there for any amount of time

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1784589858998198423
I have the best stamina, the bigliest stamina in America - no, the whole world

you think Stank and Chode didnt go to the dinner because the event security wouldmt let him have a backroom safe space to do a bunch of drugs?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ragnarokette posted:

Did he have something scheduled for last Wednesday and had to cancel last minute because of the gag order hearing? I might be having a brain fart, much like "TRUMP" farts in court.

He's got something for this Wednesday. Would have been a conflict with a gag order hearing but Merchan rescheduled it for Thursday.

Only thing he had last 2 weeks of this trial was a rally in NC that he cancelled

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

redshirt posted:

Trump huffing his own farts

It is by farts alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Butt that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by farts alone I set my mind in motion.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

kazil posted:

He has not been to Michigan Pennsylvania or Ohio

Please understand, Turnip is old, lazy, falls asleep all the time, and thinks people only have a fixed amount of energy to do everything with. But he can bigly tolerate being mocked and made fun of for being a pathetic clown and common criminal.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This is a lol politics thread, not a debate thread

I'm off to home depot. :hai:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Literally their golden calf, you can't make this poo poo up.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

is he fused with the bull? bursting out from within the bull?

Symphoric
Apr 20, 2005


zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1784589858998198423
I have the best stamina, the bigliest stamina in America - no, the whole world

I guarantee this doofus has used the word Bodega at least a dozen times a day since he first learned it about a week ago.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



:smugdon: : "We all love bodegas, don't we, people? Big beautiflurbib... was really great in that Star Wars movie, I love the Blacks."

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1784631051316232495?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

I’m no pollster but I’d say it’s a lol and a half to think that Kennedy could pull 16% of the national vote and then pull people from Biden instead of Trump at the same time.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

redshirt posted:

Voting Nader in Florida 2000 energy

Pokémon go to the polls energy. You don't court voters by shaming them.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1784631051316232495?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

I’m no pollster but I’d say it’s a lol and a half to think that Kennedy could pull 16% of the national vote and then pull people from Biden instead of Trump at the same time.


quote:

The CNN poll was conducted by SSRS from April 18-23 among a random national sample of 1,212 adults drawn from a probability-based panel, including 967 registered voters. Surveys were either conducted online or by telephone with a live interviewer.


:lol:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Very big data set, mhmmm.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
update lol

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Bullshit

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Taking the easy way out instead of properly training the dog. You still suck.

ragnarokette
Oct 7, 2021

Grey Cat posted:

Very big data set, mhmmm.

It actually is though, the Central Limit Theorem is incredibly powerful like that. I'm lazy and not going to waste my Sunday digging into it but the demographics of the underlying panel and/or the projection factors they are using is probably off.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Predictive polls may as well be crystal balls for all the good they did in the last couple of years

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

RIP Cricket Noem

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
I love polls. I need more polls. 2-6 at a time please

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


quote:

The CNN poll was conducted by SSRS from April 18-23 among a random national sample of 1,212 adults drawn from a probability-based panel, including 967 registered voters. Surveys were either conducted online or by telephone with a live interviewer.


lol they'd get more accurate polling by asking people in a psych ward

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

GokuGoesSSj69 posted:

Pokémon go to the polls energy. You don't court voters by shaming them.

lol yep that's my job, courting the young sensitive voters away from Pokemon.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

republican don't double down-challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

SonOfGhostDad posted:

I love polls. I need more polls. 2-6 at a time please



You know this poll is good because the way 56% of the country has been voting to outlaw abortions

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1784589858998198423
I have the best stamina, the bigliest stamina in America - no, the whole world

My stamina is so amazing that I :tootzzz: :fart:

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
She thinks people are livestock?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"The Money Honey" they once called her on the good NBC

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Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
I've met and interacted with people who view dogs as tools to be used rather than as companion animals, but even they would blanche at shooting a dog in the head rather than finding a way to give a better home

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