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Mordiceius posted:Part 1 Ok SIL was pretty gross for apparently making a mess on purpose just so the OP would have to clean it. But OP sounds a little unhinged talking about throwing away the bathroom trash bin because it touched a biohazard. And then stealing and selling multiple pieces of jewelry and a Switch to fund ... a replacement bathroom bin, that you can literally get at the dollar store?
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artsy fartsy posted:Unless he wants to, which it sounds like he doesn't, so that's fine; but some people are acting like she committed a heinous crime. And you probably weren't any smarter or more experienced at that age. Man you were a real poo poo at 22 if you could see someone who's been in the hospital for pain and still say "You are over-exaggerating."
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LOL and LMAO I (24M) am pretty sure my girlfriend (20F) Found out i cheated. How should i approach this? quote:Okay so my girlfriend(20F) and I (24M) have been dating for a year and we just recently moved in together. Its my apartment but when i found out i qualified for it I asked her to move in with me and she did. We built our home together and I love it but we argue over little things mainly about house chores, shes more of a clean person who cant stand the slightest bit of messiness while i really don’t care. One night we had the loudest argument because I didn’t clean the tub out, she continued to go on and on about how she was the only one who put in any effort for the house and she was right about that im always busy because im a student and a worker but i didnt want to admit it so i just left to wait for things to cool down but i wound up meeting a girl ill call Kay (22F) at this bar and we hooked up, i got her number and it became consistent, this was 2 months ago. Yesterday I came home to a literally empty house. Everything that my girlfriend had bought was gone, down to our little patio garden and bed. I wasn’t blocked though, Ive been calling her over and over just to get an explanation to no avail and I know shes okay because shes still posting on Instagram like nothings happened. Idk what to do and idk where she is, i talked to all our friends and none of them know, i tried her mom but she told me not to call her phone again and cursed at me she didnt even tell me WHY i was ghosted, i dont even wanna try her dad. I asked her best friend to give her a message for me but i got blocked. I dont even know how she would find out because there were no situations where i left my phone in the room with her, and there was no coldness literally the day before she left we were fine. I dont even have a bed to sleep on because she loving took it with no explanation, and she knows that i cannot afford to buy any of the things she took, i can barely afford all the bills without 2 incomes. I know i was wrong but shes even worse because who tf ghosts someone like this? leaving them without a bed to sleep on is insane. and then the nerve to actively post while I’m trying to reach her is driving me, like i said I KNOW im wrong if i never cheated she wouldnt have left and thats why im asking how can i logically approach this? I need to get in contact because i cant survive without her mentally AND physically i know it probably sounds like i hate her but i dont im just venting she really was my peace of mind despite the arguing and she provided so much for our home and i never acknowledged it until she left i suck for that and i really just need to talk this out so how should i talk to her? what do i do???? I really like her continuing to post on Instagram as if nothing in her life has changed.
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Apr 28, 2024 21:44
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I want closure from the person I cheated on. Also who is going to pay all these bills.
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Apr 28, 2024 21:50
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Shanghaied posted:Okay this has to be a joke: First poop knives, now a poop spear? How far will the poop arms race go? AITA for hiding the codes so my boyfriend won't set off his tactical poop nuke?
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Apr 28, 2024 21:53
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torgo posted:AITA for hiding the codes so my boyfriend won't set off his tactical poop nuke? They really do give you everything in Helldivers 2.
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torgo posted:First poop knives, now a poop spear? How far will the poop arms race go? Global Thermopooplear War
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Apr 28, 2024 21:57
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FMguru posted:LOL and LMAO I like to imagine she doesn't even know about the cheating and he just left the tub that fuckin dirty
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Midnight Voyager posted:Man you were a real poo poo at 22 if you could see someone who's been in the hospital for pain and still say "You are over-exaggerating." I never did that tho? Look we've moved onto poop implements, try to keep up
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Shanghaied posted:Okay this has to be a joke: Bubble, bubble, Toilet trouble JackSplater posted:Global Thermopooplear War Bikini Assholl
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Apr 28, 2024 22:04
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Title only: A male friend came onto me and then insulted me when I rejected him. My boyfriend attempted to beat him up and peed on his belongings. Am I wrong to NOT be flattered by his reaction?
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I told my girlfriend I needed to go to the hospital because I stabbed my balls with my poop spear but she thought I was joking
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FMguru posted:Title only: First it's "no bottles", now it's "not on strangers' belongings", I'm starting to feel overly controlled here
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Shanghaied posted:Okay this has to be a joke: the hunter approaches his unsuspecting prey stealthily, readying his poop spear to strike big black turnout posted:I told my girlfriend I needed to go to the hospital because I stabbed my balls with my poop spear but she thought I was joking serves you right for playing trigger discipline tiktok games with your poop spear idiotsavant fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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Apr 28, 2024 22:15
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Shanghaied posted:Okay this has to be a joke: What actually IS that thing, and what is its original intended purpose? It looks like a conductor's baton, but I've never seen one of those made of brass and I can't think of a reason why it would be.
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Apr 28, 2024 22:19
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Scathach posted:Like the kid isn't related to the OP, why the gently caress would she deal with all the drama to hang out with a baby? Shanghaied posted:
Hughlander posted:Gotta repost this one... Also Captain Hygiene posted:Reddit stories involving apartment locks always weird me out with how open everyone leaves their places. I remember multiple unrelated stories involving people randomly entering someone's apartment, and the discussion goes "well have you tried locking the door?" "no, I don't want to do that" People who boast about their neighbourhood being so safe they don't need to lock the door always weird me out. I don't care how safe you think it is, it's literally a twist of the wrist to take your house from "highly unlikely anyone will come in and steal my poo poo in the middle of the night" to "literally impossible for anyone to do that". No matter how safe you feel, why not just... make 100% sure that you are?
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I would love to hear the son’s side of the story. My son [19M] filed harrassment charges against me and my husband because we were making him go to college quote:Me and my son moved to US last year. I was a single mom for 16 yrs before I met and then married my husband. I saved up money so he can go to college. Where I came from, college is very important. We moved to a small town and my son found new friends. These friends in my opinion were not a good influence. I am used to polite and academically oriented kids back home. These new friends of his make fun of his books and his plans of going to college.
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Apr 28, 2024 22:24
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FMguru posted:I (24M) am pretty sure my girlfriend (20F) Found out i cheated. How should i approach this?
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Apr 28, 2024 22:25
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FMguru posted:LOL and LMAO She was my peace of mind (because she did all the cleaning and paid half the bills)! All I did was gently caress around on her for several months with no intention of stopping, how dare she ghost me??
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I. M. Gei posted:What actually IS that thing, and what is its original intended purpose? It looks like a conductor's baton, but I've never seen one of those made of brass and I can't think of a reason why it would be. Looks like a pointer (like the thing a teacher would use), but with the tip missing. But yeah, the ones I've seen while teaching have all been aluminium or plastic coated steel. A brass one would be both heavy and expensive.
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Apr 28, 2024 22:28
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Shanghaied posted:Looks like a pointer (like the thing a teacher would use), but with the tip missing. But yeah, the ones I've seen while teaching have all been aluminium or plastic coated steel. A brass one would be both heavy and expensive.
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Apr 28, 2024 22:30
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AITA for accepting money from my parents for my wedding then eloping.quote:My parents gave each of my brothers $50,000 when they graduated from university as a downpayment on their home. When I graduated they did not do the same for me. I asked about it and they said my husband should provide. I wasn't married. I still lived at home.
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Shanghaied posted:Umbilical Pilonidal Sinus Before I forget, I just want to say thank you THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for posting this! I dealt with that poo poo for probably 10 or 11 years, from seventh grade until well into college, and I never knew what it was or what it was called. It has been bugging me so much for so long not knowing the name of it, looking on google and wikipedia and turning up nothing. Even the doctor who treated me didn't tell me what it was; he just did a culture swab in my navel and gave me a prescription for some medicated cream. Now I finally know what the gently caress it is that was wrong with me after all these years! Thank you! EDIT: lol no wonder I never figured out what it was called. Apparently it's extremely rare! quote:The disease generally occurs in the sacrococcygeal region but has also been reported in other locations in which an anatomical cleft facilitates an accumulation of hair, including the axilla, between the breasts, the perineum, and the penile shaft, or in spaces between the fingers (in particular, in the case of barbers). A negative pressure is created during body movements at the above-mentioned sites, leading to penetration of the hair shafts into the skin with a resultant foreign body reaction and development of a sinus lined by granulation tissue. An umbilical pilonidal sinus is the rarest variant accounting for only up to 0.6% of cases. (4) The first case of an umbilical pilonidal sinus was reported in 1956 by Patey and Williams, (3) and since then, only a few hundred cases have been reported in medical literature. Yaaaaay, I'm special! 
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FMguru posted:I (24M) am pretty sure my girlfriend (20F) Found out i cheated. How should i approach this? I really like the GF's response here. None of the weird stuff in other stories where someone does something bad and tries to get their partner to break up with them or brings in a group chat to hold relationship court, she just takes her poo poo, leaves, and moves on with her life. And the 'no explanation' is hilarious - he knows exactly what the explanation is, he doesn't actually need her to tell him that he just isn't as smart at covering his tracks as he thinks he is. Captain Hygiene posted:Reddit stories involving apartment locks always weird me out with how open everyone leaves their places. I remember multiple unrelated stories involving people randomly entering someone's apartment, and the discussion goes "well have you tried locking the door?" "no, I don't want to do that" I also don't understand deliberately not locking doors to a house, car, or especially apartments. It's just such an easy way to stop something bad from happening, including mistakes like 'drunk person goes down the wrong identical hall in an apartment building', and is just a basic part of life. FMguru posted:AITA for accepting money from my parents for my wedding then eloping. My favorite part in this is that the brothers also think the parents are being assholes, with the way these usually go I expected to hear that her brothers were blowing up her phone complaining about her being disrespectful. Pantaloon Pontiff fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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Shanghaied posted:Looks like a pointer (like the thing a teacher would use), but with the tip missing. But yeah, the ones I've seen while teaching have all been aluminium or plastic coated steel. A brass one would be both heavy and expensive. Wouldn't a brass pointer also scratch or damage most chalkboards and whiteboards if you tap them with it? poo poo, a conductor's baton costs less than $5 and does the exact same thing without damaging your board. And if you need people to see it better you can spraypaint it neon safety orange or something.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:My favorite part in this is that the brothers also think the parents are being assholes, with the way these usually go I expected to hear that her brothers were blowing up her phone complaining about her being disrespectful.
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Mama's boy receives a rude awakening My pregnant wife is mad and won’t speak to me. quote:I need some advice. My wife’s family owns a nice cabin in a mountain area. 2 hrs. From our city. This past summer my wife has allowed my family to come to the cabin with her a couple of times. My mom loves the area. My family always has a good time.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:I really like the GF's response here. None of the weird stuff in other stories where someone does something bad and tries to get their partner to break up with them or brings in a group chat to hold relationship court, she just takes her poo poo, leaves, and moves on with her life.
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AITA for letting my husband’s family name die out by insisting our daughter takes mine?quote:
But won’t you think of the long and proud history of the Cocksucka name?
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Hughlander posted:AITA for letting my husband’s family name die out by insisting our daughter takes mine? I think the obsession with preserving the family name is pretty dumb
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mystes posted:no, it's "their side" not "my side" I even went back to read it but somehow misread it twice, I guess it follows the usual pattern then.
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mystes posted:From the description I'm guessing the last name is Kunt or something like that Depussay
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FMguru posted:Mama's boy receives a rude awakening hahaha his wife calls his mom Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond apparently. Yeah that's not a compliment, buddy!
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A last name so terrible that babies are choosing to not be conceived in order to avoid getting burdened with it.
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JackSplater posted:Global Thermopooplear War I say we take off and poop the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Finally found a partner for all the men who don't wipe their asses!! I (M37) can often smell my girlfriend's (F35) butt during sex in doggy. It's been raised, but the situation remains the same. What am I to make of this? quote:My girlfriend and I have been together for over a decade, but this has always been a problem. If we have sex and I'm behind her, then I can smell her rear end. It basically smells like she's been to the toilet at some point and hasn't cleaned herself very well. There's nothing to see, it's just the smell. But it's unmissable and present without my face being anywhere near there. It's rare that this isn't the case. When it happens it takes me completely out of the moment. It actively upsets me to be honest, but I play it down generally. Because I love her, I don't want to upset her, and I do want a sexual connection with her. Top comment: quote:If someone told me ONE time my rear end stank … it would absolutely never happen again
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FMguru posted:Mama's boy receives a rude awakening "All of this over I didn’t tell my mom no. I feel like my wife should have told me that she was pregnant and given me a chance by re-doing our romantic get away." Dude I think the romantic get-away had a fairly important, time sensitive purpose!
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