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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I honestly think people are just lying. Boomer Republicans are picking up the phone and answering "I'm a gay black 20 year old voting for Trump and I cheated in the last election"

yeah I can't imagine just admitting to a crime to a random polling person. seems really dumb but, you know...*waves at everything going on in the world*. Or maybe it was a very leading question, who knows

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ragnarokette
Oct 7, 2021

Apraxin posted:

not any more, that was one of the changes the new management made

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/03/08/rasmussen-538-polling/


I see, thanks. They still have a score and entry in the list but I guess if they don't have any star ratings they aren't included? I haven't followed them at all in the last couple of years.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

kazil posted:

CBS also has polls out today


After Biden stood at the picket line? I'll honestly be surprised if Biden doesn't win Michigan by a clean margin.

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here’s a huge both :wtf: and :lol: poll from our friends at Rasmussen




That poll was authored by "The Heartland Institute's Socialism Research Center Director"

which is apparently a "think tank" that pumps out conspiracy theories about climate change, the great reset, and george soros 24/7. they also work with tucker carlson and glenn beck. fun

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

ragnarokette posted:

I see, thanks. They still have a score and entry in the list but I guess if they don't have any star ratings they aren't included? I haven't followed them at all in the last couple of years.
if you mean this



then it's the guy who founded them but hasn't worked there the last few cycles

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002
this is the kind of stuff you find when you start searching for the authors behind poo poo propaganda like rasmussen or the heartland institute

lol at evil bill gates

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I and millions of my fellow Sorosbot poll stuffers have successfully kept mum about our devious actions for lo these past four years, weathering all the accusations of Trumpers through all their lawsuits and a righteous insurrection that saw thousands of them put unjustly in prison for speaking out against us

But then Rasmussen called us and we were like "lol yeah we stole 2020"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


You may know the phrase "You are not immune to propaganda".

Well, luckily I am immune to propaganda, I can tell what is real and fake. And that poll from earlier is propaganda. You're welcy

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
By this point I am a little worried about these polls but they’re always gonna have a republican lean due to the fact that older folks answer them more than anyone else.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Going to shart on Trump if he wins the election.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Polls only exist to keep pollsters with a job, it's that easy.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005


I too support putting Trump in the brazen bull in 2024.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1784247793848127753

lol what the gently caress? This is so strange, I dont think I can describe it accurately but he's just kind of standing there and pacing a bit while the video of trump plays behind him. No commentary, no insight, just...staring intently because it's all very serious I guess. What is the point of making a video like this? I just kept waiting for him to do something, anything, to justify making this but nope. I can only assume it's a sex thing and he gets off looking at himself while trump is speaking or something

edit; keep in mind this is one of the great legal scholars trump keeps talking about

it makes more sense if you play this over top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ&t=13s

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Trump's been rambling on TV for about 5 minutes, luckily I can't hear him.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mulaney Power Move posted:

History repeats itself. It's like the 60s. Communist infiltrators are agitating and causing the protests and now the police are getting called in to bust some heads. Let's hope it doesn't end up with the national guard showing up.

Communist agitators? I think a Vault opened up and you just stumbled out.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

ragnarokette posted:

campaign stuff

yeah thats my experience too. lol at piece of poo poo dumb rear end brick voters.

"derrr leave me alone"

*later*

"but why didnt they call, email, or canvass?!?"

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

If Trump wins I'll be bummed for endless reasons but I'll also lament the exposure that debates are a waste of time. Watching R candidates try to out-crazy each other was my entertainment tradition. The final Republican nominee we'll ever have with a glimmer of sanity, Mitt Romney, tried to make waves by declaring he'd double gitmo.

All of those moments lost, like tears in the rain.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Fishmasher posted:

this is the kind of stuff you find when you start searching for the authors behind poo poo propaganda like rasmussen or the heartland institute

lol at evil bill gates



I preferred MGS3 personally, I could never get into the games where you play as Punished Biden

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

He's still talking, Fox viewers are getting pure uncut Trump. Usually at the rallies they cut away once he starts going unhinged.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nervous about these poll numbers? What are you doing specifically to help? Are you donating money? Are you making calls/donating time? Are you working with a campaign?

Do something!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

redshirt posted:

Nervous about these poll numbers? What are you doing specifically to help? Are you donating money? Are you making calls/donating time? Are you working with a campaign?

Do something!

I’m in the middle of a solid red county working full time and struggling to survive, so can I get a pass?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I'm poo poo posting

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

emSparkly posted:

I’m in the middle of a solid red county working full time and struggling to survive, so can I get a pass?

You can still make calls/donate to a national campaign.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

redshirt posted:

Do something!

The spell doesn't work until you capitalize those letters.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




P:lol:ls and all, but Greens have never gotten 3% of the vote, there’s no way that Stein plus West exceed <3% :jerkbag:

It’s the same pool of voters.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Since we are putting moratoriums on certain subjects, can we stop all poll talk until after the conventions?

Please.

It's not funny. It derails everything. And it's completely useless and irrelevant at this time.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Waltzing Along posted:

Since we are putting moratoriums on certain subjects, can we stop all poll talk until after the conventions?

Please.

It's not funny. It derails everything. And it's completely useless and irrelevant at this time.

Let’s have a poll about it, let the people decide

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Steadiman posted:

Let’s have a poll about it, let the people decide

Result:
40% Yes
40% No
20% RFK Jr.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I got a call from a mod on my landline. As a black gay Florida strongly conservative republican I vote to end all poll talk

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Scags McDouglas posted:

If Trump wins I'll be bummed for endless reasons but I'll also lament the exposure that debates are a waste of time. Watching R candidates try to out-crazy each other was my entertainment tradition. The final Republican nominee we'll ever have with a glimmer of sanity, Mitt Romney, tried to make waves by declaring he'd double gitmo.

All of those moments lost, like tears in the rain.

If trump wins there is a good chance it all goes to utter poo poo if you aren't cis white and not pregnant, poor or homeless.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

Since we are putting moratoriums on certain subjects, can we stop all poll talk until after the conventions?

Please.

It's not funny. It derails everything. And it's completely useless and irrelevant at this time.

I took a poll on your suggestion and here are the results
Abolish poll talk - 1%
:justpost: - 26%
goku - 71%
Undecided - 2%

The people have spoken

e:fb can't believe everyone else had the exact same dumb idea as me

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i can

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I told all the other ladies at Chik Fil A to Vote RFK

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Outpost22 posted:

Biden's farting worse than trump?!

Not a fart or gastroenterology expert, but I would guess Biden has gas from all the dairy in the ice cream he eats. Also Trup doesn't really fart, as his anus is blown out from all the party drugs he did back in the 70s and 80s, so it's more like rectal sighing, unless he's squeezing to keep stuff in, then it does the cheek-flappin' :fart:


QuarkJets posted:

I took a poll on your suggestion and here are the results
Abolish poll talk - 1%
:justpost: - 26%
goku - 71%
Undecided - 2%

The people have spoken

e:fb can't believe everyone else had the exact same dumb idea as me

I voted undecided because I couldn't decide between :orb: and :goku:

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
What needs to happen is that a totally unknown but actual good person needs to run on MAGA sensibilities. Appeal to the degenerates currently goose-stepping the right's ranks and adopt the current flock by whatever means necessary to propel themselves to victory.

Then once in office, do a complete 180 and enact the most liberal and progressive policies which have, to borrow an aphorism, never been seen before in this country and perhaps in history.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Accipiter posted:

What needs to happen is that a totally unknown but actual good person needs to run on MAGA sensibilities. Appeal to the degenerates currently goose-stepping the right's ranks and adopt the current flock by whatever means necessary to propel themselves to victory.

Then once in office, do a complete 180 and enact the most liberal and progressive policies which have, to borrow an aphorism, never been seen before in this country and perhaps in history.

I think that was a Star Trek episode, "Patterns of Force"

Spoiler: it did not go well

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Accipiter posted:

What needs to happen is that a totally unknown but actual good person needs to run on MAGA sensibilities. Appeal to the degenerates currently goose-stepping the right's ranks and adopt the current flock by whatever means necessary to propel themselves to victory.

Then once in office, do a complete 180 and enact the most liberal and progressive policies which have, to borrow an aphorism, never been seen before in this country and perhaps in history.

This will never happen because even if they don't become the mask, the left will never trust them or give them any credit. And the right might just murder them.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Neo_Crimson posted:

This will never happen because even if they don't become the mask, the left will never trust them or give them any credit. And the right might just murder them.

Also I don't know how they'd avoid breaking kayfabe and having the leopards instantly eat their face

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

jared kushner brought peace to the middle east and i can't believe that joe biden was able to undo it all so fast

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