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Happy Landfill posted:I sneezed and threw my neck out I hosed my neck up for a good six months by turning to look at something. Not like it was a sudden movement either, just turned my head towards whatever it was. ledge has a new favorite as of 03:12 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Sometimes my left calf likes to cramp up for no reason while I'm laying down. Then after it calms down it still hurts for a couple of days.
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I threw my arms up in a dream and pulled a muscle in my shoulder in real life  which sucked because it was an otherwise pretty good dream too, from what I remember of it.
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Hippocrass posted:Sometimes my left calf likes to cramp up for no reason while I'm laying down. I was getting this for a while and my doctor suggested a multivitamin and that cleared the issue up for me. You probably have either a potassium or magnesium deficiency.
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Pinched 2 nerves in my bag moving a garbage bag that wasn't even heavy 2 feet to the left. Had to go to physical therapy for that and my back still isn't the same. Getting old sucks.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Pinched 2 nerves in my bag 
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Jesus Murphy goons are truly old, what a parade of misery happening itt
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Lmao. Remember when we used to post about pooping.
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Shageletic posted:Lmao. Remember when we used to post about pooping. Now, you're gonna get people posting about how they hurt themselves pooping. I, myself, will live forever and poop without issue.
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Shageletic posted:Lmao. Remember when we used to post about pooping. Then out of shame, now out of pride. I don't mean to toot my own horn but I got a 3 on like three different days last week 
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PYF Schadenfreude: what a parade of misery happening itt
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lol @ all the middle aged goons. Pulled mine while getting out of the car on the way to pick up something heavy.
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pulled mine reading this thread
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Sally posted:pulled mine reading this thread Keep your kinks to yourself
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Scratch Monkey posted:I no joke once hurt my back bending down to spit out toothpaste while brushing my teeth Bending? You're playing with fire buddy.
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Hippocrass posted:Sometimes my left calf likes to cramp up for no reason while I'm laying down. That wakes me up every so often and it's the worst. One time, both my calfs cramped at the same time, and I thought that was going to be my life forever from then on Edit: my roommate once hosed up his back real good by picking up a rather light tote full of Warhammer terrain
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I'm traveling through Central Europe at the moment and two days into my trip through the Swiss alps someone posted something about a person on my mobile service returning from a Swiss vacation to find a $100k phone bill due to internation roaming data charges. 5GB of data for that absurd amount. And obviously that stuck with me since I picked this provider for their international service. I had been using thr low speed service which was goos enough for navigation and posting photos but that was $10 per MB so even small things would add up fast. I tried to check the plan and data usage but their website didn't have helpful information that I could easily find. I also got a different international roaming notification when I crossed into Austria and Germany than I did when I entered Switzerland and that one specified how much data I could use and what the fees for calls was. Well, I got notified of my bill through yesterday this morning and it was bumped up by $3.25 for some calls I had to take for work. I really worked myself up into a panic over this, too...
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Shageletic posted:Lmao. Remember when we used to post about pooping. I sharted blood for 12 hours after hemorrhoid surgery
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Dillbag posted:I sharted blood for 12 hours after hemorrhoid surgery I guess that's technically better than sharting blood for 12 hours before hemorrhoid surgery?
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8one6 posted:I was getting this for a while and my doctor suggested a multivitamin and that cleared the issue up for me. You probably have either a potassium or magnesium deficiency. This thread is turning into a middle age support group.
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Hippocrass posted:Sometimes my left calf likes to cramp up for no reason while I'm laying down. eat something besides french fries and potato chips
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Potatoes are a good source of potassium.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I threw my arms up in a dream and pulled a muscle in my shoulder in real life I once fell asleep on my arm and when I rolled over I punched myself in the face with my dead arm as it flopped over.
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the aches and pains go away and you stop throwing your back out when you start to exercise with deadlifts or squats once or so a week. even your bones appreciate the loads
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Bottom Liner posted:eat something besides french fries and potato chips no
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KoRMaK posted:appreciate the loads God bless
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Platystemon posted:Potatoes are a good source of potassium. NOT IF YOU FRY IT ALL OUT drat IT! 
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madmatt112 posted:Jesus Murphy goons are truly old, what a parade of misery happening itt People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day.
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Bald Stalin posted:God bless
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Something very bad happened to my little toe a couple of months ago and it still hasn't recovered. After an intensive post-incident analysis our team believes the root cause was I *checks notes* slept on it funny.
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. liar
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. Yeah, my health and body have actually been doing better since I turned 30 because I started taking more care of it than I did when I was an idiot teenager who thought pizza for all of the day's meals was a varied and healthy diet that would certainly never catch up to me, and got a job that keeps me active and on my feet about eight hours a day.
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. I pretty much agree, use it or lose it as you get older. Although the other day I coughed at the wrong time while on my rowing machine and strained my ribs, hurts to cough rn.
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EoinCannon posted:I pretty much agree, use it or lose it as you get older. and it's never too late to improve. we got my 75 year old father to start exercising again as a new year's resolution and the improvement in his quality of life in just 4 months is obvious.
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Yeah, I'm 52 and I swim and cycle and take long walks and I feel fine.
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I'm nearly 40. I once hurt my neck/shoulder by having the temerity to wake up in the morning. (Actually, the physio said it was likely because I took sleeping tablets that night. Apparently they relax your muscles too, but your body naturally adjusts overnight to shift the weight around and deal with bits becoming uncomfortable, and the tablets prevented that). Also, not old man related, but I'm currently recovering from my first ever covid infection. Had a fever of 38.6°C that I was trying to just ride out, which apparently made me feel dogshit in other ways. Took some paracetamol for the fever and felt muuuuuch better. I'm sure it'd all be a lot worse if I wasn't vaccinated, too. Still, frustrating to be cooped up while I ride it out.
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Shageletic posted:Lmao. Remember when we used to post about pooping. Bringing it together, a friend of mine was in the process of sitting down to take a poo poo when his hamstring tore so badly it needed surgery to reattach it properly. He fell down the side of the toilet screaming, his flatmate had to call the ambulance, he poo poo himself from the pain. Huge drama. It's something that comes back into my head every time I go to the toilet after legs day.
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Man, this thread has me stressing about the Something Awful forums experience in twenty years time.
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