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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




HopperUK posted:

lmao leaping to the defense of loving Sparta of all civilisations

Hot take: Ancient Egypt is the only good ancient civilisation because the women had some righrs, compared to no rights in ancient Grece and Rome, and they had an entire holiday dedicated to getting as drunk as humanely possibly.

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Alhazred posted:

Hot take: Ancient Egypt is the only good ancient civilisation because the women had some righrs, compared to no rights in ancient Grece and Rome, and they had an entire holiday dedicated to getting as drunk as humanely possibly.

Cats, gods. Topic closed.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

pretty much every bronze age society had big swaths of the year dedicated to getting wasted. you don't have to hand it to any of them, though getting wasted is indeed fun.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Every holiday is an excuse to get wasted

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
sparta sucked and today it only has a population of 18,000 lol

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

sparta sucked and today it only has a population of 18,000 lol

this. is. sparta. (a kingdom the size of nantucket).

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Alhazred posted:

Hot take: Ancient Egypt is the only good ancient civilisation because the women had some righrs, compared to no rights in ancient Grece and Rome, and they had an entire holiday dedicated to getting as drunk as humanely possibly.

Most of Africa had or still has matriarchal societies

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

Alhazred posted:

Hot take: Ancient Egypt is the only good ancient civilisation because the women had some righrs, compared to no rights in ancient Grece and Rome, and they had an entire holiday dedicated to getting as drunk as humanely possibly.

There's a lot of ancient civilizations that arent just greeks and their colonies

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Kild posted:

There's a lot of ancient civilizations that arent just greeks and their colonies

Then why didn't we learn about them in school, tough guy

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Heath posted:

Then why didn't we learn about them in school, tough guy

I dunno Wakka, you tell me

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

disturbed - down with the blitzness

ohwakkawakka

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?


My image, it is broken

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ilmucche posted:



My image, it is broken

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

its really cool to see caesar and brutus make up and go on a fishing trip like this

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
All civilizations are mid

Smiling Knight
May 31, 2011

I think the Sparta Rules guy (who is also Aegisilaus of the eponymous smilie) briefly appeared in the lawyer thread claiming to be a prosecutor, and the idea of that nasty dipshit holding the lives of accused criminals in his hands is terrifying.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i don't think i believe them

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i don't think i believe them

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i don't think i believe them

you do, and you relish the thought

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i don't think i believe them

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Okay, I'll post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Smiling Knight posted:

I think the Sparta Rules guy (who is also Aegisilaus of the eponymous smilie) briefly appeared in the lawyer thread claiming to be a prosecutor, and the idea of that nasty dipshit holding the lives of accused criminals in his hands is terrifying.

He probably has a really low conviction rate because he won’t shut up about Aristotelian ethics in his cross examinations tbh

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The prosecution recommends that the defendant be left to die on the slopes of Mount Taygetos

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Fluffdaddy posted:

I dunno Wakka, you tell me

lmao, drat fluff.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Poke-Hokkaido is Sinnoh, you end up meeting God and He has a kickass theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXI7qcNsHQ

God being a Llama is one of the funnier things about Pokemon's setting imo

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012


drat that really takes me back. This poo poo is over 15 years old.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I'm gonna eat all the goddamned pokemon we're Delicious In Dungeon-ing this

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Danaru posted:

I'm gonna eat all the goddamned pokemon we're Delicious In Dungeon-ing this

mentally adding "yeehaw!" at the end of this post lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fajita Queen posted:

drat that really takes me back. This poo poo is over 15 years old.

I remember when it was new and, along with other memes, was shared between friends on DVD-RWs. You would get this thing, AMV Hell 4, the latest episode of House MD, and a handful of flash games ripped from Newgrounds. And that was your media for an entire week.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Pikachu might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know, cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

he's an electric rat he tastes like poprocks feel

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Pokémon all look like they would taste like playdoh. Pass.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

TheMightyBoops posted:

Pokémon all look like they would taste like playdoh. Pass.

playdoh is delicious, topic reopened.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Fajita Queen posted:

God being a Llama is one of the funnier things about Pokemon's setting imo

He's a giraffe and this is how he makes baby time and space gods to deposit into your pokemon inventory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi6WyRP6Cog

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i have no respect for giraffes

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i have no respect for giraffes

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i have no respect for giraffes

copy
Jul 26, 2007


lol

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Fluffdaddy posted:

Most of Africa had or still has matriarchal societies

The Haida too. They used to be big on slavery, but not so much any more. They've just had a big deal happen too!
https://www.haidanation.ca/stewardship/land/haida-title-land-agreement/

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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Male giraffes beat the poo poo out of each other and then gently caress.

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