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deoju posted:Might not be a bad investment to keep it from rusting from bird poo poo or leaves.
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So I get to choose between hedonistic sex or a child? Cause then I'd probably go with the hedonistic sex. Seems much cheaper than raising a kid but it's nice that Elon gave me the choice
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Apr 29, 2024 19:13
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Oh you're not trying to make a baby? PULL IT OUT
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Apr 29, 2024 19:18
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Elon: MORE BABIES! LESS SEX!
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Apr 29, 2024 19:20
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Maybe if billionaires didn't horde wealth like dragons parenthood would be more viable.  Murdstone posted:The bad investment is buying the cybertruck in the first place. The extra money is protecting your poor decision from one specific known issue with said stupid, ugly car. 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Does anyone ever call him out on decimating Twitter's parental leave allowance when he goes on about his breeding fetish? (I know, it wouldn't matter if they did because it's just the top ten bluecheck replies on every post now. But I can dream) No, because they all think that parental leave is bad: women should be at home bringing up children, no need for parental leave when you’re a disconnected unemotional alpha father
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Apr 29, 2024 19:37
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It's not just lack of financial resources or even inflicting a dying world on a child. Perhaps some people don't want kids because jfc why would you do that to your life?
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I wanna have kids but I'm
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R.L. Stine posted:elon musk can look at a pussy if he wanted to but he chooses to look at the future of humanity and buisness It’s the same mirror.
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Scientastic posted:No, because they all think that parental leave is bad: women should be at home bringing up children, no need for parental leave when you’re a disconnected unemotional alpha father dont forget all those vacation experiences all these desk jocks pay to show how much of an alpha chad they are. Boris Galerkin posted:Being yelled at by a roided out guy and told you're a worthless piece of poo poo after paying $18,000 for it is the pinnacle of what it means to be a straight man. Sorry for the Reddit link I don't know how to copy the actual video url lol at toxic man-ness virtual signalling
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Apr 29, 2024 19:51
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Reminder that Elon has never had penetrative sex
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Apr 29, 2024 19:53
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It was 6 months ago this rear end in a top hat called this statement the "actual truth."quote:Jewish communties have been pushing the exact kind of dialectical hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them. And It's been 7 months since he threatened to sue the ADL because they pointed out that his website is a cesspool.
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Apr 29, 2024 19:54
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Population decrease plus all these new antisemitic libs holy crap the future looks bleak
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deoju posted:It was 6 months ago this rear end in a top hat called this statement the "actual truth." Truly proof that we are all capable of change and growth I am proud of you, Elon
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Apr 29, 2024 19:59
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redshirt posted:Elon: MORE BABIES! Help me Elon, I keep trying to have baby making sex, but I can't stop messing it up and having hedonistic sex instead.
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TelevisedInsanity posted:Why doesnt Elon just hire doge brownnoser to be his official meme lord for the low price of free. Because Elon reserves the title of Meme Lord and all variations of said title for himself, the true king of memes.
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Apr 29, 2024 20:24
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it's true. one of the new textbooks at my daughters school next year is 'how to spot a jew'
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Still simping for Taylor
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He's parroting an Andrew Tate thing that non-procreative sex is "gay."
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She wouldn't be where she is today without those ads on X better known as Twitter
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Apr 29, 2024 20:29
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taylor in congratulations i've sent you a vial of my sperm, it would be a shame to let that perfectly caucasian uterus go to waste before all your eggs fall out
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kazil posted:Still simping for Taylor when your simping gets in the way of the culture war don't you know she's a soros plant and those ratings are bought, Elon? Come on!!
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Apr 29, 2024 20:48
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lol at having 80 percent of your congrats tweet be about how much you don't care for the music
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Elviscat posted:Help me Elon, I keep trying to have baby making sex, but I can't stop messing it up and having hedonistic sex instead. You have to think of Elon while you are having sex.
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https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1784980694407561650
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Apr 29, 2024 20:56
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Can someone post Elon's insanely lovely Elden Ring build. Thanks
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Apr 29, 2024 20:57
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 Inferior design, you have to introduce debris to stick the pedal, the cybertruck is all-inclusive with the stuck accelerator-*listens to earpiece* I'm being told the ratio of sold units to recalled units for the go-kart and the total number of sales are LOL
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Apr 29, 2024 21:07
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Hedonistic X.
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Tesla FSD engineers and her got a lot in common and a lot to discuss tbch
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god the whole "the American left loves Hamas" thing is so maddening, I've not heard a single person say they support or identify or condone their actions at all, it's all "stop killing innocent kids"
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JAMOOOL posted:god the whole "the American left loves Hamas" thing is so maddening, I've not heard a single person say they support or identify or condone their actions at all, it's all "stop killing innocent kids" drat you sound like a typical liberal antisemite, anyway, here at musk industries 1488 division we love free speech and will defended it to the death of all trans people.
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JAMOOOL posted:god the whole "the American left loves Hamas" thing is so maddening, I've not heard a single person say they support or identify or condone their actions at all, it's all "stop killing innocent kids" All Muslims share collective responsibility and guilt for Hamas actions. Now, as I was saying before you so rudely interrupted me, not all men...
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JAMOOOL posted:god the whole "the American left loves Hamas" thing is so maddening, I've not heard a single person say they support or identify or condone their actions at all, it's all "stop killing innocent kids" It's quite easy to find examples of people saying genuinely stupid antisemitic or pro-hamas things, but they're also very clearly outliers and not remotely what any mass demonstrations are about. It's an intentional misrepresentation and it is indeed maddening
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I keep asking myself if the Doge guy is a true believer (which at this point seems like it'd require pretty severe brain damage) or if he's just sucking up to Musk in the vain hope that he'll toss a casual million or two his way. Because of course he would, right? Doge man has always been loyal and a million is nothing to Sir Musk!
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Thoughtless posted:I keep asking myself if the Doge guy is a true believer (which at this point seems like it'd require pretty severe brain damage) or if he's just sucking up to Musk in the vain hope that he'll toss a casual million or two his way. Because of course he would, right? Doge man has always been loyal and a million is nothing to Sir Musk! He's an off the books employee
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explosivo posted:Is there even a stated use case for 4 hour video uploads on Twitter that isn't pirated feature length movies played twice? Like, content creators who they presumably want on their platform are more than likely doing tight 10-15 minute videos they can host on YouTube and keep people watching the whole way through. I guess now Jordan Peterson can host a 4 hour diatribe on how woke is bad or something? Or a very short Quintin Reviews video. redshirt posted:lol Elon jumping on the "Casual Sex is wrong and bad" train A real-life Tony Stark indeed. Jelly posted:when your simping gets in the way of the culture war I do believe he is negging her. The Bible fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Apr 30, 2024 |
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kazil posted:He's an off the books employee He’s paid in horses.
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Thoughtless posted:I keep asking myself if the Doge guy is a true believer (which at this point seems like it'd require pretty severe brain damage) or if he's just sucking up to Musk in the vain hope that he'll toss a casual million or two his way. Because of course he would, right? Doge man has always been loyal and a million is nothing to Sir Musk! he’s just a linkedin poster who moved on to kissing rear end on twitter
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