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Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Secks Cauldron posted:

...I kind of like it. It has this kitschy late 80s/early 90s feel. I also appreciate how all the dudes have pec baring outfits

I mean, you could say some of these videos are construed to cater to specific fetishes. It's kinda sad that music videos aren't as big of a thing anymore.

Also also, this thread is improving my mood considerably. I guess I'm past the point of staring into the abyss, I have become the abyss.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Splorange posted:

I mean, you could say some of these videos are construed to cater to specific fetishes. It's kinda sad that music videos aren't as big of a thing anymore.

Also also, this thread is improving my mood considerably. I guess I'm past the point of staring into the abyss, I have become the abyss.

Once you look into it, yadda yaddda

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Chrpno posted:

What does worry me is that they took Taylor Swift to court about her melody that is the same as I'm Too Sexy, and it is, it passes the musicologist test of looking the same on the page. But "My Girl", from 1965, has the same drat melody, so why are they getting any credit at all??

What part of "I'm Too Sexy' matches the melody of "My Girl?"

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



This fuckin nightmare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SwDo0ecEk8

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Zero VGS posted:

I almost did when hearing "My Humps" for the first time.

Ah, but it gave us this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTVbtwe5-NA

Goddamn, Alanis.

Goddamn

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkfcNaaICE4

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqM3Z3rWlAI

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Mokotow posted:

Also, if youve been unlucky to live through the early 90s eurodance craze

https://youtu.be/r6FVk2k4qsM?si=WO5sYI19_xq2r8IN
Conversely, literally every time a 2 Unlimited song pops up on Sirius XM I find myself unable to respond in any way other than turning the volume all the way up and furiously bopping my head

I still remember when 2 Unlimited's "Twilight Zone" came on the radio the moment I started eating a milkshake and it really hit home that we truly have heaven right here on Earth

redshirt posted:

Hey Mickey - Toni Basil
And then one post later I agree hard. This song sucked when I was 5 years old and it sucks now

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

Brimful of Asha

(I love it)

There's dancing

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

wtf this rules

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Yea Cornershop is good. Brimful of Asha is fun as hell.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

no


























FORTY FIVE!

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Disco Pope posted:

I didn't know that was Dua Lipa, but yeah. I'm pretty sure the Whitetown song was built around a sample, but in a sense that there was some crate-digging and recontextualisation, where the Dua Lipa song just makes me think "lol, remember Whitetown? That was a catchy hook, huh?"

Todd in the Shadows breaks down Your Woman really well. You have no idea just how catchy that hook was.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
No eurodance belongs in this topic even if it's all embarrassing

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

The right answer is: "I took a pill in Ibiza."
To understand how pathetic that song is,
you need to go through a history of that song, the previous song,
and reviews of it to fully grasp the gravity of patheticness .


1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqWq_48LxWQ - the first hit
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnMIc8jNQo - the review
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foE1mO2yM04 - the remix
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQExHJHqc0 - the review
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GZVVcxQps - the actual song

I was originally agreeing with everyone else saying St. Anger, but no, its this. I remember hearing this back when it first came out and thought it was pretty catchy but I didnt understand some of the lyrics. This is the only song Ive heard from this guy, what does he mean he already blew his shot? I thought maybe there was another more famous Mike Posner who he reminded old people of, but I wasnt going to look it up because clearly he wasnt that famous.

Id forgotten all about him until I saw some update a few months ago on his instagram about how hes changed for the better since he first wrote it. He goes through the lyrics and compares them with his current life. Instead of driving a sports car to prove hes a baller and spending a million dollars on shoes he now drives a 4Runner, donated his Jordan collection, and only cares about proving himself to God. I remember thinking he sounded extremely lame but whatever, good for him I guess. I had no idea how lame and uncool he truly was though, until I read this. And listened to the original version, that is embarrassing on a level far above just a regular bad song.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C3TdwEHNgte/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Cartoons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFykQIrPCk

I THINK this was a European hit, but I'm not sure. From what I ever heard about the group they seemed to just have a gimmick and got popular with it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's Starships "We Built this City"

I went to see Starship at the height of this song. I was there for Night Ranger but you do what you need, right?

Starship opened with "We Built This City", they closed with "We Built This City", and they came out for this hilarious encore with "We Built This City" that no one asked for, I think in fact everyone was booing.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

cumpantry posted:

embarrassed to be posting among anti offspring cuckolds but regardless i present THE single worst "hit" ever produced; ai before ai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY

This is from way back on page 2 but holey poo poo I never knew this was an actual for real song. Always thought it was a lovely commercial jingle or some muzak crap.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Dr. Quarex posted:

I still remember when 2 Unlimited's "Twilight Zone" came on the radio the moment I started eating a milkshake

:dafuq:

JediTalentAgent posted:

Cartoons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFykQIrPCk

I THINK this was a European hit, but I'm not sure. From what I ever heard about the group they seemed to just have a gimmick and got popular with it.

From what I recall, the Cartoons only significant hit in Europe was a cover of Witch Doctor.

https://youtu.be/UNAr5tzZxdk?si=lTLTDUYOjsYg2ICJ

Poo In An Alleyway fucked around with this message at 10:46 on May 1, 2024

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

:dafuq:

From what I recall, the Cartoons’ only significant hit in Europe was a cover of ‘Witch Doctor’.

https://youtu.be/UNAr5tzZxdk?si=lTLTDUYOjsYg2ICJ

Welp, that does it. I regularly forget this song existed, but Witch Doctor has to be the winner of this topic, hands down. How could it not be? That 'song' is unbearably embarrassing, obnoxious, and problematic to boot.

Honourable mention to the 'little polka dot bikini' song.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Botten Anna
Anything Gunther
Your Favorite Song Ever

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Pretty much anything Jet 'wrote' but most of all Roll Over DJ. loving lame rear end dollar store AC/DC pricks

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Dr. Quarex posted:

Conversely, literally every time a 2 Unlimited song pops up on Sirius XM I find myself unable to respond in any way other than turning the volume all the way up and furiously bopping my head

I still remember when 2 Unlimited's "Twilight Zone" came on the radio the moment I started eating a milkshake and it really hit home that we truly have heaven right here on Earth

And then one post later I agree hard. This song sucked when I was 5 years old and it sucks now

Early 90s Eurodance was exactly the time period I'd go to school discos in a tatty community centre, go loving nuts to 2 Unlimited in a dark room in a pair of LA Lights and Global Hypercolour t-shirt and emerge dripping in sweat and loving neck a 25p bottle of off-brand fruit punch. Absolutely great times.

I have a friend who was a rockabilly teen and he loving loved The Cartoons Witch Doctor - he just enjoyed that the song was in the public consciousness.

redshirt posted:

It's Starships "We Built this City"

I went to see Starship at the height of this song. I was there for Night Ranger but you do what you need, right?

Starship opened with "We Built This City", they closed with "We Built This City", and they came out for this hilarious encore with "We Built This City" that no one asked for, I think in fact everyone was booing.

I kind of like this song as a bit of 80s excess. It sounds like it's from Transformers: The Movie. I agree there's nothing Rock and Roll about it, but if it's 1985 and you aren't listening to like Dinosaur Jr and Husker Du and expecting good poo poo on the radio, that's on you.

Disco Pope fucked around with this message at 11:35 on May 1, 2024

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Disco Pope posted:

Early 90s Eurodance was exactly the time period I'd go to school discos in a tatty community centre, go loving nuts to 2 Unlimited in a dark room in a pair of LA Lights and Global Hypercolour t-shirt and emerge dripping in sweat and loving neck a 25p bottle of off-brand fruit punch. Absolutely great times.

I have a friend who was a rockabilly teen and he loving loved The Cartoons Witch Doctor - he just enjoyed that the song was in the public consciousness.

How does that happen? How does one become a rockabilly teen? I feel like this is something I've only ever seen happen in an episode of Daria but never seen in reality and have always assumed it was just something that happened on TV exclusively

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Anything electro swing. Not that it has ever been a hit song genre

gently caress do I hate that genre. It's the fedora of the music world

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

How does that happen? How does one become a rockabilly teen? I feel like this is something I've only ever seen happen in an episode of Daria but never seen in reality and have always assumed it was just something that happened on TV exclusively

He was always a super smart and curious guy, but basically, just like other teenagers get into sub-cultures: he was into rock music, but didn't fit in with the metalheads or grunge kids, got into bands like The Cramps, and from there compliations of garage rock, Northern Soul and rockabilly. His older brother is a musician with an interest in early rock and roll too, so he had a head start. He used to go to school with an empty cigarette packet rolled up in his sleeve because he didn't smoke and accepted an award for Academic achievement dressed like that.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

problematic beat oo wee oo aaa aahh

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Disco Pope posted:

He used to go to school with an empty cigarette packet rolled up in his sleeve because he didn't smoke and accepted an award for Academic achievement dressed like that.

This is an adorable mental picture

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

redshirt posted:

It's Starships "We Built this City"

I went to see Starship at the height of this song. I was there for Night Ranger but you do what you need, right?

Starship opened with "We Built This City", they closed with "We Built This City", and they came out for this hilarious encore with "We Built This City" that no one asked for, I think in fact everyone was booing.

That is perfect

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Its especially funny cuz it's not like starship was a one hit wonder, they have a bunch of classics in their back catalog

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



free hubcaps posted:

Its especially funny cuz it's not like starship was a one hit wonder, they have a bunch of classics in their back catalog

Great one I found recently through a vaporwave sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZnq5ZbP1w

The Deleter
May 22, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ0biK-ZgA

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

How does one become a rockabilly teen?

Ska kids wouldn't let you go to their lan parties

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
The 90s swing revival produced some pretty embarrassing stuff. This group also has an embarrassing name. This band did serve the function of making the 90s ska revival look cool in comparison. Like Lou Bega, I like to imagine that theyre all virgins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZm1krVKzBY

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

All from a freaking Gap ad. Remarkable.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

redshirt posted:

All from a freaking Gap ad. Remarkable.

all those quick shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Krustic posted:

The 90s swing revival produced some pretty embarrassing stuff. This group also has an embarrassing name. This band did serve the function of making the 90s ska revival look cool in comparison. Like Lou Bega, I like to imagine that theyre all virgins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZm1krVKzBY

The worst part is that the song is named after a real world event that the song is barely about.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

all those quick shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants.

I had to look it up. It's amusingly innocuous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knW1hGwmEXQ

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Cherry Poppin Daddies

:gonk:

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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Can you truly say you drink milkshakes

I wanted to be specifically accurate to the memory, and I was using a spoon since it had not melted enough to be easily drinkable yet!

webmeister posted:

Cherry Poppin Daddies

:gonk:
Thank you, I have hated that name for so long and it seems like nobody ever actually thinks about it when hearing/saying it

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