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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



https://x.com/408sophon/status/1785121640164257852

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I didn't think it was physiologically or ontologically possible for me to not find Drew Barrymore attractive, but here we are.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





our politics are such a joke lol

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Kamala Harris

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Momala Marris

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Halloween Jack posted:

I didn't think it was physiologically or ontologically possible for me to not find Drew Barrymore attractive, but here we are.

didn’t she cross the picket line like a week before negotiations resolved?

she can gently caress off

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Kamala owns I hope whatever happens she gets a bigger role

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Good Citizen posted:

didn’t she cross the picket line like a week before negotiations resolved?

she can gently caress off

dont blame her, blame xanax

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
that entire clip should be sponsored by pfizer, everyone involved is like 4 bars deep at least

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Communist Thoughts posted:

Kamala owns I hope whatever happens she gets a bigger role

I can think of one thing that could happen

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I remember when I learned that Drew Barrymore is from a family of entertainers that goes back like 100 years. she's an op from day one.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

I remember when I learned that Drew Barrymore is from a family of entertainers that goes back like 100 years. she's an op from day one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

many such cases

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


i love how much kamala harris obviously hated that

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Bacon fat makes a fine moisturizer if you're into hacking life

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

i love how much kamala harris obviously hated that

of all the public figures i know, kamala harris seems like the one who hates her life and everything she does on a daily basis the most

i dont think ive ever seen her say something that felt authentic or happy or like it wasnt workshopped and coached fifty times before she said it, just like the world's most awkward and uncomfortable human in a series of situations she doesn't want to be in but is doing anyway because that's how you get the high score

very zuck-like actually, although you do see flashes of genuine happiness when zuck talks about his hosed up beef plantation or money

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

i will never get tired of the zuck story where he asked xi jinping to name his child
complete weirdo

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

i love how much kamala harris obviously hated that

lol it's so good

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


The Oldest Man posted:

of all the public figures i know, kamala harris seems like the one who hates her life and everything she does on a daily basis the most


Why are you complaining that she accurately represents the American experience?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

The Oldest Man posted:

of all the public figures i know, kamala harris seems like the one who hates her life and everything she does on a daily basis the most

i dont think ive ever seen her say something that felt authentic or happy or like it wasnt workshopped and coached fifty times before she said it, just like the world's most awkward and uncomfortable human in a series of situations she doesn't want to be in but is doing anyway because that's how you get the high score

very zuck-like actually, although you do see flashes of genuine happiness when zuck talks about his hosed up beef plantation or money

she seems happy enough idk what you mean

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
more Uncle Joseph, less Momala

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

The Oldest Man posted:

very zuck-like actually, although you do see flashes of genuine happiness when zuck talks about his hosed up beef plantation or money

If you want to see happy zucc find footage of any UFC where he is front row sitting next to his best friend Dana White.

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Doktor Avalanche posted:

i will never get tired of the zuck story where he asked xi jinping to name his child
complete weirdo

Classic CSPAMer

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
So did he?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no, xi declined because it was really weird.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Xi should have told him to name his child Dick Suckerberg.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Retromancer posted:

Xi should have told him to name his child Dick Suckerberg.

A_Druish_Princess
Jan 12, 2024

Retromancer posted:

Xi should have told him to name his child Dick Suckerberg.

How do you say that in mandarin?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

no, xi declined because it was really weird.

lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Yeah, I’ll name him. Name him ‘Xi’s Nuts’.”

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Platystemon posted:

“Yeah, I’ll name him. Name him ‘Xi’s Nuts’.”

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

为您的孩子命名迪克·萨克伯格

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
:rip:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1785728851017879598

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



https://x.com/Omarimidgette11/status/1785729630386671815
:ok:

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

https://x.com/LailaAlarian/status/1785725466998964654

it's over, joe

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

the denial is only going to make the crash funnier

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
New policy to win the youth vote: defered prosecution for college students

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Coolness Averted posted:

New policy to win the youth vote: defered prosecution for college students

Kamala Harris will only support this if the students fight wildfires for ten cents per day.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Good Citizen posted:

the denial is only going to make the crash funnier

they should do their own jan 6 if they lose the election

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

DoubleDonut posted:

they should do their own jan 6 if they lose the election

I would die laughing like the weasels in Roger rabbit

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