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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

RBC posted:

yeah i listen to this when im plowing your mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

SirPablo posted:

Wait is this trial unfair because it's keeping him off the campaign trail or unfair because it is moving too fast

it's unfair me boys

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
the sandworm dogfight scene was amazing.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

has anybody said free tenderjerk yet ? i didn't see it if somebody said it. but i think we should say it at least once. free that lil' fella. free tenderjerk. hell of a guy...

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

still slays

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1785409745299623940

:yooge: she named her cat va-gyna

This is most likely another dementia sign tbqh

why does this look like one of those animated ai things

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Lpzie posted:

has anybody said free tenderjerk yet ? i didn't see it if somebody said it. but i think we should say it at least once. free that lil' fella. free tenderjerk. hell of a guy...

peace thread said it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

the peace thread wasn't tenderjerks home. the trump thread was. all of you. and me too. all of us. you were and hopefully sitll are his friends., and me too. we're still his friends. it's hard for him. the waiting. i think it would boost his spirits if he read everyone in here wishing him well and wnating his freedom.

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
https://x.com/kaitlancollins/status/1785475756069695858

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Trump doesn't know who I am. Maybe he'll also give me 91 million dollar when he's president again.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
seems bad

https://x.com/adamcurtisbroll/status/1785481153127837942?s=46

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Here's a live stream of the NYPD currently using this siege contraption to enter the second level of the barricaded building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbSbZYvpLbI

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

MY BOY!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Lpzie posted:

the peace thread wasn't tenderjerks home. the trump thread was. all of you. and me too. all of us. you were and hopefully sitll are his friends., and me too. we're still his friends. it's hard for him. the waiting. i think it would boost his spirits if he read everyone in here wishing him well and wnating his freedom.

drat Lpzie, this is you pouring your heart out, and I for one am going to stand up beside you and say yes. YES. Free Tenderjerk. We may not all see eye-to-eye on everything, but this is a community.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Lpzie posted:

the peace thread wasn't tenderjerks home. the trump thread was. all of you. and me too. all of us. you were and hopefully sitll are his friends., and me too. we're still his friends. it's hard for him. the waiting. i think it would boost his spirits if he read everyone in here wishing him well and wnating his freedom.
In a way peace thread was where he vacationed. He come, blow off some steam, trash the place, and get booted out. Like a dive bar in the Florida keys

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
a free and very legal tenderjerk

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/_TylerTheTyler_/status/1785480360307949999

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Lpzie posted:

why is weed less dangerous now? woke growers I think

in his last act of inhumanity before leaving office biden will make all the weed mids and brick

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Lpzie, I've got a little bit of Dr Bronner's "Almond" I've been saving, for years I think, but I might pop the top for a little something tonight in honor of you and Tenderjerk, and for all of us

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the student radio station read out an email from the Columbia admin basically saying they told the NYPD to do whatever they want

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

insane clown pussy posted:

in his last act of inhumanity before leaving office biden will make all the weed mids and brick

if biden campaigned on bringing back mids i would vote for him.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Joementum posted:

the student radio station read out an email from the Columbia admin basically saying they told the NYPD to do whatever they want

very cool and very legal

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

emfive posted:

Lpzie, I've got a little bit of Dr Bronner's "Almond" I've been saving, for years I think, but I might pop the top for a little something tonight in honor of you and Tenderjerk, and for all of us

Crazy old man sneaking a pull from a vintage Dr bronners bottle

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


usta be you’d go home to your 17 year old
girlfriend

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

UFOTacoMan posted:

the interview:







And when america votes him in with a landslide he's got a mandate for all this

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Lpzie posted:

the peace thread wasn't tenderjerks home. the trump thread was. all of you. and me too. all of us. you were and hopefully sitll are his friends., and me too. we're still his friends. it's hard for him. the waiting. i think it would boost his spirits if he read everyone in here wishing him well and wnating his freedom.

He's gonna be so good at posting after a year off

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://x.com/cut4/status/1785487259304657254?s=46

Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.

PDP-1 posted:

pm me if you're anywhere near north florida, i got lots of woodworking and power tools to get rid of. also a car and a house.

gleaned wisdom from the internet is that if something isn't legally important or sentimental, you gotta sell/donate/trash it for an international move. working on a plan for the next few months now, i'll have to do my day job and then a second job of getting rid of all this junk. ohgodohfuck this is gonna be a big lift. start early, work steady, i'll get through this.

hiring a 5m long skip bin before my international move last year is hands down the best AU$500 I’ve ever spent.

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost
https://x.com/acyn/status/1785489342430875945?s=46&t=8eGAks3mGgDHUb4Mz4yNSw

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
The H works best with the A!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6peu2w_whhY

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

mistermojo posted:

I'm going to vote for Bart Simpson

he’s old enough to be president

legally, obviously not electable until he’s 75.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

the cops?

A_Druish_Princess
Jan 12, 2024
Yeah, gently caress them…what about them?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

no qualms with soap salad today. there's been enough war for today. let's post in peace.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Lpzie posted:

no qualms with soap salad today. there's been enough war for today. let's post in peace.

Agreed, my friend. In peace. For Tenderjerk.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



They said let’s damage this landmark. I said fine!

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

all bastards

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1785491180328776166

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