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Safety Dance posted:I vaguely remember having a bottle of something like this at one point. I thought it was pretty okay. basically just tastes like chocolate milk with a fruity after taste
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Vakal posted:basically just tastes like chocolate milk with a fruity after taste Sounds bad, Todd
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Wow, it's like somebody bottled my migraine!
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May 1, 2024 03:02
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The real curse is its calorie content
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Vakal posted:The real curse is its calorie content Curse? Or simple, delicious way to get my calories for the day?
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May 1, 2024 03:15
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Chocolate Malōrt fountain 
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TotalLossBrain posted:Chocolate Malōrt fountain 
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Chocolate Balute
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Bald Stalin posted:A not complete 700ml 14% made you puke? Must be a cheap night when you go out drinking Nah it's just disgusting.
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some goons exploding violently from both ends immediately upon exposure to some mediocre flavored wine for occasional drinkers. other goons delighting in the malort fountain. all of them posting through it
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Literally A Person posted:Someone gave a bottle of this to my wife and I as a gift. I'm not quite sure how to tell you this this, but: they purposely gave you a gift wrong, as a joke.
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May 1, 2024 04:32
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thepopmonster posted:I'm not quite sure how to tell you this this, but: they purposely gave you a gift wrong, as a joke. Those rapscallions! 
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May 1, 2024 04:49
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No, Gift means Poison in German, it still tracks
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Scanners classic brain blow up NSFW https://i.imgur.com/aZ74V8j.gif
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Captain Hygiene posted:Curse? Or simple, delicious way to get my calories for the day? 10 servings before you hit the gym
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redshirt posted:Scanners classic brain blow up NSFW yo wtf did that guy die?
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flubber nuts posted:yo wtf did that guy die? Prognosis: Yes
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Captain Hygiene posted:Curse? Or simple, delicious way to get my calories for the day? Alcohol is not good calories. Your body can't use them for anything and they're actively detrimental to both muscle development and healthy weight loss.
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Maybe not, with that attitude
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Dutch Chocolate I've never seen Dutch chocolate used as a marketing hook, maybe they thought people would confuse it for Belgian. Now the reasons why Belgium became such a big name in cocoa, that's some real cursed history right there.
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It is made in a dutch oven.
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ReelBigLizard posted:Dutch Chocolate I finally read the Wikipedia article on what happened in Congo and it is truly, truly heinous. Europeans literally created a market for severed human hands because they wanted more rubber/chocolate?? Slaves sold openly for eating, including white men eating children, humans with their ankles broken tied to stakes immersed in the river up to their necks for 4 days to make them "plump" before slaughter...
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redshirt posted:Scanners classic brain blow up NSFW I miss head explosions in movies. They’re so rare these days and when they do show up now it’s always lovely CGI and blood plugins that looks terrible from the moment you see it. This though looks amazing even 40+ years removed from the day the movie was released.
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that's a bigger red flag than pom bears and werther's originals
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I. M. Gei posted:Alcohol is not good calories. Your body can't use them for anything
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They built the pyramids on beer and pub cheese and pita chips
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I. M. Gei posted:Alcohol is not good calories. Your body can't use them for anything and they're actively detrimental to both muscle development and healthy weight loss. If your body can’t use the calories how are they detrimental for weight loss?
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ReelBigLizard posted:Dutch Chocolate Dutch in Dutch chocolate is a process, not a country, as in the chocolate that is dutched at the factory is a significantly different product than non-dutched chocolate. Natural cocoa is lighter in color and more chocolaty in flavor. Dutched cocoa is darker, sometimes much darker like in an Oreo, and less chocolatey in flavor. Iirc dutching takes some fat out of the chocolate, so you are generally left with crispier chocolate products when the recipe uses dutched chocolate, like crispy cookies. Natural has more cocoa fat and thus produces squishier products, like brownies or gooey lava cakes. I know there is a difference in crispiness but I might have them reversed. Edit: here watch this to learn about dutched vs non-dutched chocolate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-59aMuG92Q That wine looks vile. BigHead fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 1, 2024 |
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I've heard red wine and coca cola is a drink some people like. I'm tempted to try it.
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computer angel posted:I've heard red wine and coca cola is a drink some people like. I'm tempted to try it. spain’s third greatest sin
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alcohol isn't good for you imo. out of all the things ive had to get clean/sober from booze was the one i didn't miss at all. but that red wine chocolate poo poo looks like satan ate a bunch of wine moms and poo poo right into the bottle
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R.L. Stine posted:alcohol isn't good for you imo. wait, what?!?
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computer angel posted:I've heard red wine and coca cola is a drink some people like. I'm tempted to try it.
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Montague Tigg posted:wait, what?!? that's what i said too. but those are the facts
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:If your body can’t use the calories how are they detrimental for weight loss? Alcohol is not bad for weight loss per se, but when you drink alcohol you also eat entire bags of cheese and ranch dressing, which is bad for weight loss.
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computer angel posted:I've heard red wine and coca cola is a drink some people like. I'm tempted to try it. Weird but tbf our go-to summer beverage is rioja+ginger ale on ice. loving so drat good.
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i got a bottle of that chocolate wine stuff for my wedding and it gave me one of the weirdest hangovers I’ve ever experienced
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Alcohol can help you poo poo and piss some weight away. just not in a pleasant of healthy way..
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:If your body can’t use the calories how are they detrimental for weight loss? Alcohol is preferentially metabolized meaning that other sources of nutrition get stored as fat.
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Ergo best weight loss diet is alcoholism ala Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.
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