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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Majorian posted:

The Iraq War architects are out in force tonight:

https://twitter.com/The8BitIdiot/status/1785504700797788460

:supaburn:




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Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Vim Fuego posted:

wrong part of the brain died

is there a part of the brain that if it dies it sends you straight to hell

that should’ve been the part

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Not being an electoralist is nihilism now. this is because the only political action possible is to vote. and you better vote blue or you’re anti democracy

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Like I just want to make sure I've got this straight. That's the current liberal response to "voting for Biden got us the exact thing Trump would do," right? I feel like that can't be right because I don't understand how a human brain can contain those thoughts at the same time

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
I mean. you should still vote. just so that when the history books talk about Biden’s defeat it mentions that the Green Party got 9% or the new people’s army got 3% and you can look at that and think “hell yeah”.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I really think Hillary's got this.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

DoubleDonut posted:

Not being an electoralist is nihilism now. this is because the only political action possible is to vote. and you better vote blue or you’re anti democracy

nihilism is believing that better things are possible, don't you know?

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Nichael posted:

I really think Hillary's got this.

its her turn

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1785553344041558236?t=-69OmYBmKDC1H4w9BymC_w&s=19

please please please just ignore the genocide and deepthroat the bloodied boot it's so good please bro just one more succ you'll like it please bro just shut up and succ bro please

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
also not true once he loses the presidency, they will yank the adrenochrome anphetamine plug out of him and he’ll hit the wall hard. he is held up by uppers and nothing else

Automata 10 Pack has issued a correction as of 07:43 on May 1, 2024

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

so if he doesn't care about winning then why's he running for president in the first place?

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer
You must vote for Joe so he is continued to be forced to endure his lovely presidency.

He longs for the sweet comfort of retirement.

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

StealthArcher posted:

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1785553344041558236?t=-69OmYBmKDC1H4w9BymC_w&s=19

please please please just ignore the genocide and deepthroat the bloodied boot it's so good please bro just one more succ you'll like it please bro just shut up and succ bro please

I don't care how Channel Awesome people think I should vote

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Nichael posted:

Gentleman..... BEHOLD!!!!


~uwu~ my son died :qq: :qq: 👉👈🥺




steve: but you gave him his cancer by voting for the iraq war


dr weird: I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Meltdown May starting off strong this year :cool:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

lmao

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

StealthArcher posted:

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1785553344041558236?t=-69OmYBmKDC1H4w9BymC_w&s=19

please please please just ignore the genocide and deepthroat the bloodied boot it's so good please bro just one more succ you'll like it please bro just shut up and succ bro please
he doesn't care about the vote, he doesn't care if he wins or loses, he is looking forward to retiring and dying
so we should vote for him????

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/BenzosIII/status/1785547506807357466?t=NjTQfqEcy7nCl4iunwHDgA&s=19

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Tzen posted:

he doesn't care about the vote, he doesn't care if he wins or loses, he is looking forward to retiring and dying
so we should vote for him????

his opponent (who's been accused of severe mental decline as well as sexual assault) might prosecute horrible, bloody massacres in foreign countries, use law enforcement to brutally crush dissent, and sacrifice huge amounts of the american public to a deadly plague in service of profit. so it's important to vote for the blue guy

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

president xi, please do the needful

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Please understand, this fucker, this absolute piece of poo poo, this unreconstructed maniac does not care if you live or die. So it is imperative that you, by any means necessary, vote for him.

man poo poo's gonna get wild well before november at this rate

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

StealthArcher posted:

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1785553344041558236?t=-69OmYBmKDC1H4w9BymC_w&s=19

please please please just ignore the genocide and deepthroat the bloodied boot it's so good please bro just one more succ you'll like it please bro just shut up and succ bro please

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1020408066368421888

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1785481654569427166?t=i0Ej-CgbAzpK5VLOzR2wTA&s=19

That's right.

Free them all.

Lin-Manuel Turtle
Jul 12, 2023

Angelica:
I have never been the same.
Intelligent eyes in a hunger pain fame.
And when you said hi I forgot my dang name.
You set my heart aflame, every part aflame, this is not a game.


Hamilton:
You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

My thoughs are :
_ you are not supposed to give people reasons to vote for Trump if you fear his election that much
_if Hillary Clinton had promised to do the same when Biden wins, Biden would be leading by 40 points.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Toplowtech posted:

_if Hillary Clinton had promised to do the same when Biden wins, Biden would be leading by 40 points.

i MAY not be Alicia KEYS but this girl IS on fire!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1196482921680580610?t=5_GM3eiku6w184HjfN7hHg&s=19

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lol

https://twitter.com/AvivaKlompas/status/1785081569457172785

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Nichael posted:

I love my cat Beau.



I named him in a hurry because of his white splotch that like kind of looks like a bowtie. I wasn't going to keep him, but I was fostering his litter, when I noticed that his siblings mistook his penis for a nipple... which I guess is a thing. They broke his kitten dick and I had to rush him to the vet, and they needed a name.

Beau got succ'd off, no crack involved this time

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

StealthArcher posted:

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1785553344041558236?t=-69OmYBmKDC1H4w9BymC_w&s=19

please please please just ignore the genocide and deepthroat the bloodied boot it's so good please bro just one more succ you'll like it please bro just shut up and succ bro please

Can't wait to see what this guy is saying after election day. Definitely won't be having a three mile island moment.

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

The only way to save democracy is to create a massive police and surveillance state totally free of civilian accountability, and which will violently crack down on leftist protesters. This is how you stop fascism.

Eddy-Baby
Mar 8, 2006

₤₤LOADSA MONAY₤₤

How Darwinian posted:



Don't make a stink!
Vote for pink!

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Maximo Roboto posted:

feels like the coconut tree meme and clips like this are to meme Kamala into an adorkably halfway acceptable alternative who is too bumbling to be evil. and you know what, they are pretty funny regardless

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1785074492315693266

I loving hate this country

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Clip-On Fedora posted:

I don't care how Channel Awesome people think I should vote

I only vote how the lightbringer tells me to

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

DoubleDonut posted:

Like I just want to make sure I've got this straight. That's the current liberal response to "voting for Biden got us the exact thing Trump would do," right? I feel like that can't be right because I don't understand how a human brain can contain those thoughts at the same time

Trump would do the same horrible things that Biden is doing, but he would make rude tweets about it, which would make it infinity times worse because then the succs would have to take time out of their brunch to pretend to care.

Your Brain on Hugs
Aug 20, 2006
I saw one of those smug liberal messages a while ago about how you won't have any power if your message can't appeal to people, and just shouting at people just makes you a leftist extremist and not a serious person, and it clicked for me that that's the situation Biden is in right now. I think you could make a lot of liberals really mad if you flipped it around on them. If Biden wants power he needs to start being a sensible adult and appeal to young people and Muslims instead of being a crazy fringe extremist supporting Israel.

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

SgtMongoose posted:

At the DNC in Chicago, she's going to pause to grab a selfie with the protesters before she crosses the protest line to give her convention speech where she'll mention how seen and heard and valid the protestors are and that's why we need 4 more years of Joe Biden.

All of this except she's not going to allowed a speech at the convention

Despite her pathetic groveling and triangulating the party still hates her.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

StealthArcher posted:

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1785553344041558236?t=-69OmYBmKDC1H4w9BymC_w&s=19

please please please just ignore the genocide and deepthroat the bloodied boot it's so good please bro just one more succ you'll like it please bro just shut up and succ bro please

voting for Biden to punish him :hmmyes:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Every accusation is a confession. These fuckers are paid handsomely for their takes, and so they can't even imagine a world where people actually have a conscience and believe things for free.

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1785512606591049797?t=E_pgO0OdxY9gpZUQU3EYSw&s=19

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