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Apr 30, 2024 15:11
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TV volume has to be on 8 (or 4 at night) so this checks out...
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Apr 30, 2024 15:18
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It was an LF goon who made the var of piss insult and Akehurst taking it so seriously made it constantly the thing to threaten him with. Like even if that was a legit(ly spelled) threat where are you gonna get a vat of piss from? They're hardly on every street corner.
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Apr 30, 2024 15:21
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Tesseraction posted:
Thames water can probably sort you out.
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Apr 30, 2024 15:22
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The pissy poo poo river is slightly different to the spirit of the threat.
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Apr 30, 2024 15:22
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Yeah chucking someone in a british river is probably grounds for attempted murder E: Laurence Fox continuing to get owned: Laurence Fox owes me £90,000. This is how I’m going to spend his money quote:Speaking of money, I know you’re wondering what I’m going to do with the £90k. There were three original claimants in our case against Laurence Fox – myself, Simon Blake and Nicola Thorp – so we will be spitting the total £180k damages three ways despite only two of us being awarded them. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 30, 2024 |
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Apr 30, 2024 15:28
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NoneMoreNegative posted:ALDI do a very good Spicy Smashed Avocado tub for not expensive, I put it on a toasted Red Onion / Chive Bagel from the ASDA most mornings Did you recommend listening to the two Garth Meringue's audio books? If it was you then you are a genius, I have just finished listen to the first book for the second time, it's great stuff.
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Apr 30, 2024 16:20
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Tesseraction posted:It was an LF goon who made the var of piss insult and Akehurst taking it so seriously made it constantly the thing to threaten him with. Just want my country back when the tannery had a var of piss you could push luke akehurst into.
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Apr 30, 2024 17:11
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Reject tradition, embrace var
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Apr 30, 2024 17:15
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Failed Imagineer posted:Terry's Chocolate Avocado Waitrose did chocolate avocados.
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Apr 30, 2024 17:17
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Angrymog posted:Waitrose did chocolate avocados. Just googled and they look quality
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Apr 30, 2024 19:10
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Failed Imagineer posted:Re: Baby Reindeer. They should really be hunting down the tv exec that drugged and raped him, over the stalker that may require social care and additional support, instead all i hear about are joke posts of her coming into the local and getting a free cup of tea. We should also be getting Netflix to greenlight the wrestling show Richard Gadd was pushing in one episode too
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Apr 30, 2024 19:50
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Tesseraction posted:It was an LF goon who made the var of piss insult and Akehurst taking it so seriously made it constantly the thing to threaten him with. Maybe in Akehursts mind, he legitimately believed that a bunch of big, buff, burley men types would lift him off the streets, drag him to the basement of someone's house where there was a giant vat of piss capable of drowning someone in, like the most deranged Dick Tracey strip. Or perhaps he thought that a mad scientist type would jump out of a nearby alley, blast him with a shrink ray and then put him in a jar of piss like he was a My Little Pony toy. Who knows what lurks in the mind of Akehurst?
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Apr 30, 2024 22:39
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The Question IRL posted:Maybe in Akehursts mind, he legitimately believed that a bunch of big, buff, burley men types would lift him off the streets, drag him to the basement of someone's house where there was a giant vat of piss capable of drowning someone in, like the most deranged Dick Tracey strip. I do. It's a big empty void
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Apr 30, 2024 22:52
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Monty Panesar seems like a nice enough guy when he's sober, so to see him running for Galloway's gang of morons is a bit of a shame
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Apr 30, 2024 23:10
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He's weaponising the idea of online harrassment to pretend that the left wing are as bad as the right. When in fact there is a profound difference between armed right wing maniacs threatening to murder you or calling the cops to shoot your dog, and lefty shitposters pointing out the stupid thing you did or calling you fartlow on twitter.
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Apr 30, 2024 23:10
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The Question IRL posted:Who knows what lurks in the mind of Akehurst? 
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Apr 30, 2024 23:13
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First deportation to Rwanda has taken place 
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Apr 30, 2024 23:40
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It's a long way to get Kigali, it's a long way to jol. It's a long way from off our Rights Act, but you can have yourself a ball.
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Apr 30, 2024 23:54
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Apparently that was a voluntary removal after a guy accepted £3000 to be deported there. Awfully suspicious timing though, 2 days before local elections. I wonder if they delayed his departure until now for maximum impact so the government could crow about "finally getting people deported to Rwanda (don't check the details)"
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Apr 30, 2024 23:58
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keep punching joe posted:First deportation to Rwanda has taken place I know a guy from Rwanda who is very in favor of the plan because if I understand correctly the UK is paying them (e: Rwanda) about as much as it would cost to get an asylum seeker settled in the UK, for the onerous job of accepting generally educated and/or otherwise skilled labor immigrants so good job on the Tories for giving back to former colonized nations 
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Apr 30, 2024 23:59
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Guavanaut posted:Joker Origin Story but it's a brewery var full of piss, obtained by way of the water from the rivers also being entirely piss. (Sigh) I guess I will fetch the Cricket-Bat signal to summon Jolyon Maugham
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May 1, 2024 00:00
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An entire flight for one guy? I'm not sure all conservative voters will be happy with that.
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May 1, 2024 00:00
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Paladinus posted:An entire flight for one guy? I'm not sure all conservative voters will be happy with that. I assume it was just a normal commercial flight to Kigali
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May 1, 2024 00:02
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Goatse James Bond posted:so good job on the Tories for giving back to former colonized nations
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May 1, 2024 00:07
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I know this is Rent-a-Tool talking about the Tool maker's son, but they're really going to change hardly anything aren't they.
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May 1, 2024 00:41
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I know this is Rent-a-Tool talking about the Tool maker's son, but they're really going to change hardly anything aren't they. Someone read this & decided that John Rent-a-Ghoul's source (which it quite clearly says is Andrew Marr) is Jeremy Corbyn, who loves the Sunak government. It's my fault for engaging with a stranger on Twitter.
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May 1, 2024 00:58
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kingturnip posted:Monty Panesar seems like a nice enough guy when he's sober, so to see him running for Galloway's gang of morons is a bit of a shame He'll fit right in, go look up his mastermind appearance Dumber than a bag of cricket balls
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May 1, 2024 01:17
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Microplastics posted:This chart is pinned up at my office today
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May 1, 2024 07:08
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Replace it with the 'They have played us for absolute fools' graphic.
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May 1, 2024 09:03
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Tesseraction posted:Like even if that was a legit(ly spelled) threat where are you gonna get a vat of piss from? They're hardly on every street corner. Ask Bob Mortimer, apparently you need to go to Dumfries & Galloway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5R2rrNnyA
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May 1, 2024 09:19
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Skarsnik posted:He'll fit right in, go look up his mastermind appearance Went to my local private school, so yeah that tracks. It didn't produce smart kids, it produced rich drug addicts.
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May 1, 2024 10:51
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Happy May Day! I don’t think the volunteer going to Rwanda would count for the bet that Piers Moron had.
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May 1, 2024 10:51
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"aww poo poo, I hosed up" https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1785618969321250845?t=Xdy24NY8TmjrBOWSmy1U4w&s=19
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May 1, 2024 11:42
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Guys guys hands up, it's on me, I hosed it.
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May 1, 2024 11:51
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disgusting country, just the loving worst
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May 1, 2024 11:52
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I didn't think they'd eat my face, shrugs faceless man who opened the leopard cage
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May 1, 2024 12:16
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Tesseraction posted:Went to my local private school, so yeah that tracks. It didn't produce smart kids, it produced rich drug addicts. That's my old school you're slagging off!!
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May 1, 2024 12:18
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Quiet druggy, I can see the weed lines emanating.
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May 1, 2024 12:20
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hm. turns out some of you are closer to me than hoped.
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