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but he needs it for his art!
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creating a committee to investigate worker complaints about grain production
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undersecretary of chess strategy, northeast region
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border guard inspecting incoming trucks for illegal levis
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lobster shirt posted:border guard inspecting incoming trucks for illegal levis Didn't find any Levi's, but went home after his shift with a new pair of Levi's
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The Leningrad oil fields are having production issues again. Probably won't hit our heating oil quotas for the year, let's see if we can't redirect some lumber production to firewood.
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RE: Ministry of Radio Technology Christmas Party 1963 Comrades, Minister Kalmykov has declared the theme of this year's Christmas party to be: potluck
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just do your best Michael Scott impression
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"When work is a pleasure, life is a joy. When work is duty, life is slavery. - Maxim Gorkiy" - Michael Scott
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"That's what she said" - earnestly affirming my capable female colleague
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after the communist takeover of society michael scott frantically googling how to say thats what she said in russian: https://russian.stackexchange.com/q...s-what-she-said
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wb pimp
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three page hand-written letter from a parent of a child in school no. 13 (named after Yu. A. Gagarin) in Magnitogorsk, concerning the quality of the meat in the school cafeteria's "sausages in dough" ( hotdogs)
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lobster shirt posted:border guard inspecting incoming trucks for illegal levis lol
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lobster shirt posted:border guard inspecting incoming trucks for illegal levis Soviet produced jeans are superior on every metric, but the people still clamor for labels
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Nix Panicus posted:Soviet produced jeans are superior on every metric, but the people still clamor for labels textiles comrade explaining how domestic jeans make the rear end look even better
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Apr 30, 2024 22:40
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AnimeIsTrash posted:rejecting comrade dimitri's request for a 500,000 sq ft vacation house Approving a new public park on the site of Comrade Dimitri's vacation dream home
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Ohtori Akio posted:textiles comrade explaining how domestic jeans make the rear end look even better planning meeting between state nutritionist and jeans designer to sculpt the fattest asses in the world 'we call them jeggings'
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Apr 30, 2024 22:43
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rear end guy at gosplan ordering triple the number of apple bottom jeans produced in the next year
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Apr 30, 2024 22:48
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they dont know i just play tetris all day. all this grain isnt going anywhere anyway
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I could not possibly eat another bite of wheat
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Well ok maybe one more
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ugh ate three glazed pierogi before lunch again
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lobster shirt posted:rear end guy at gosplan ordering triple the number of apple bottom jeans produced in the next year tits guy frantically calling his cousin in the KGB to find any kind of possible dirt on the rear end guy "you don't get it Piotr, the rear end faction is going to become too powerful it's going to be the end of communism!"
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January 6 Survivor posted:tits guy frantically calling his cousin in the KGB to find any kind of possible dirt on the rear end guy this is factionalism, stop it!
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I'm only looking out for the proletariat, if we're going to seize the means of production would you rather seize what produces delicious, nutritious milk or stinking poo poo?
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too many good comrades have died in the struggle over the party planning commitee
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intense argument at the russian language academy over whether shaurma or shaverma should be the standard
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just built a bus stop bathroom out of the finest marble and commissioned an intricate mural in Dzhirgatal’, Tajikistan, pop 600
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Once a year I take my scowling wife and three dour sons to the state constructed seaside resort on my vacation period. it is 18C and rains for the entire month we are there. we pass the time by smoking and reading, after which we return to the cyclopean apartment bloc in our oblast, for more smoking and reading. The last time I smiled was nine years ago, when a drunk on the bus told me a rude joke about Kazakhs. I possess a deeper and more profound happiness than any American will ever know.
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May 1, 2024 16:29
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dumb kid wants to take a gap year backpacking around mazar e sharif, trying to guilt me into letting her go because I got to walk all the way to berlin when I was her age
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May 1, 2024 16:36
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Another shift at the park in Stalingrad, everybody asking if they can gently caress the motherland statue. Comrade,
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:Once a year I take my scowling wife and three dour sons to the state constructed seaside resort on my vacation period. it is 18C and rains for the entire month we are there. we pass the time by smoking and reading, after which we return to the cyclopean apartment bloc in our oblast, for more smoking and reading. The last time I smiled was nine years ago, when a drunk on the bus told me a rude joke about Kazakhs. I possess a deeper and more profound happiness than any American will ever know.
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Fortaleza posted:Another shift at the park in Stalingrad, everybody asking if they can gently caress the motherland statue. Comrade,
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spending all day playing early alpha versions of Tetris instead of working
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another new years eve, another night to watch the irony of fate with my family
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"I've got the easiest job in the world..." - guy who counts the grain
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fell asleep during a screening of Come and See and now ive got to write a 150 word self crit or else they wont let me drink at work anymore
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:Once a year I take my scowling wife and three dour sons to the state constructed seaside resort on my vacation period. it is 18C and rains for the entire month we are there. we pass the time by smoking and reading, after which we return to the cyclopean apartment bloc in our oblast, for more smoking and reading. The last time I smiled was nine years ago, when a drunk on the bus told me a rude joke about Kazakhs. I possess a deeper and more profound happiness than any American will ever know.
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