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AlmightyBob posted:yeah tesla is done lol I wonder who's gonna buy the leftovers BYD probably.
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koshmar posted:Great truck design sir, perfect. lol you're all right, katie tightpussy
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May 1, 2024 19:11
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Krispy Wafer posted:Could it be he's trying to make himself indispensable by getting rid of literally anyone who could lead the company? A literal piece of dogshit would run it better than this metaphorical one.
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Sockser posted:In the past 3 days, Elon has killed: This is "bi-monthly curated basket of snacks" level of new direction he's taking the company in.
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:BYD probably. The only real buyer is if somebody thinks they can squeeze value from the name cause the rest of Tesla stuff is not super useful to actual car companies, especially if he tanks the supercharge network and other pieces. So by the time they're ready to be sold I assume BYD and others have no thirst for it.
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May 1, 2024 19:13
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Ok this is very funny so far but I'm told SpaceX actually does some Very Important Things For Us and uhhh are they going to let him stay in charge?
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ProperCauldron posted:Zip2? Is that more juvenile humor? Was he sneaking racial slurs into stuff even then? Pretty sure it's in the sense of moving quickly somewhere. I was under the impression Musk knew the robotaxi and robot stuff was horseshit - he had a dancer in a bodysuit on stage to announce it for fucks sake - and they'd keep putting out cars and chargers and poo poo but this is either him having some form of meltdown or he really buys the "we're a tech company" line. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 19:19 on May 1, 2024 |
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redshirt posted:I wonder what Whole Mars Catalog is doing today  stepping back from the ledge
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May 1, 2024 19:17
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shyduck posted:So it sounds like Elon just came back to Tesla after a good year of loving up Twitter is is now loving up Tesla
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May 1, 2024 19:19
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i forgot how much funnier it was that collins was the one that bought the onion. musk must be so mad
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May 1, 2024 19:27
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E the Shaggy posted:Did anyone see that DC Comics has turned Lex Luthor into Elon Musk? They drew Joe Rogan too healthy. Mistle posted:Dotcom Joel Robinson-looking motherfucker 
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May 1, 2024 19:28
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They all had to be offered something for not quitting before the earnings call
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Cathode Ray Tubes are 20th century. We will use LEDs from now i wonder if musk wanted the screen in the cybertruck to be a CRT he probably got triggered by the acronym
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May 1, 2024 19:28
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E the Shaggy posted:Did anyone see that DC Comics has turned Lex Luthor into Elon Musk? lmao
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May 1, 2024 19:30
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Musk couldn’t use Apache because the name disgusted him.
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May 1, 2024 19:30
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Didn't like that quip about Toby Flenderson I guess
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May 1, 2024 19:36
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i wonder how pissed off he is that he didn't invent nginx
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May 1, 2024 19:40
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R.L. Stine posted:i wonder how pissed off he is that he didn't invent nginx if he was capable of writing anything as good as nginx they wouldn't have ran his rear end out of paypal with his 'replace everything with windows because windows runs games good' plan
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May 1, 2024 19:44
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Krispy Wafer posted:Wall Street loves layoffs but not executive layoffs. THOSE ARE REAL PEOPLE, DAMNIT! That reminds me of this very lovely Elon anecdote. He still denies it but uhm I think he's kind of a liar so quote:Vance wrote that when Musk’s assistant of 12 years, Mary Beth Brown, asked for a raise, Musk told her to take two weeks off. Musk took on Brown’s duties, so the story goes, and when she returned from vacation, Musk let her go because he realized he didn’t need her.
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May 1, 2024 19:46
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quote:refute | rɪˈfjuːt | or | rəˈfyo͞ot | Return to tradition.
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May 1, 2024 19:52
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 better not be any caffeine in that diet coke mr doge
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May 1, 2024 19:53
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kazil posted:
a life so truly and deeply sad that X and diet coke is actually the best it will ever get for them and they think this is a flex
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May 1, 2024 19:54
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Wow, diet coke? What a wild and crazy guy!
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May 1, 2024 19:55
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i prefer diet ketamine
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kazil posted:
This smells like a Yacc tweet
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May 1, 2024 19:57
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anybody that uses the unicode X logo unironically should be put on a list
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May 1, 2024 19:59
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Platystemon posted:They drew Joe Rogan too healthy. Isn't the quote riffing on Alex Jones? I imagine it's a fantasy amalgam of the two.
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May 1, 2024 20:45
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kazil posted:
Its dead lmao I can't even compose a @dril style shortform shitpost rn, that is just like the death knell post right there.
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Speaking of new car designs https://twitter.com/Tazerface16/status/1785360555580305475
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May 1, 2024 21:20
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May 1, 2024 21:21
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hideous, but still less lame than the cybertruck
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golden bubble posted:Speaking of new car designs can it get wet? that might be a game changer.
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May 1, 2024 21:25
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DARPA posted:can it get wet? that might be a game changer. It kind of looks like a submarine
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May 1, 2024 21:25
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If the back was rounded out instead of the stupid Cybrtruk abrupt straight line it'd look like a badass minivan lol
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DARPA posted:can it get wet? that might be a game changer. Probably. This isn't a stainless steel body. It's a normal car body that's painted to look close to steel color.
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May 1, 2024 21:28
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It looks like it is actually painted and not just exposed steel, that should help
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May 1, 2024 21:29
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But wait a second, how many windshield wipers does it have?
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Make mine "Hello Cleveland!"
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holtemon posted:But wait a second, how many windshield wipers does it have? China has windshield lasers.
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redshirt posted:Make mine "Hello Cleveland!" i want mine to say "PULL OVER - - FEDERAL BIKINI INSPECTOR"
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