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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Rudeboy Detective posted:

don't be so quick to jerk off elon reeve musk......................

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Zeriel posted:

Somebody told Elon Cisco is a software company, not hardware and he said hmm yes this is the same for Tesla then did another line of ketamine

He had the munchies and was actually asking about Sysco tho

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Trillhouse posted:

less cybertruck

more cyberduck



now this i could get on board with

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I wonder if he fired anyone on a special “Do NOT terminate, this would cost us millions” list like he did at Twitter.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011



that's right

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/MarvinDemon3/status/1785751847900189089 only the freest speech

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

CubanMissile posted:

I wonder if he fired anyone on a special “Do NOT terminate, this would cost us millions” list like he did at Twitter.

that guy was WAY to conciliatory though. he should have contacted an attorney and taken elon for a ride rather than being so agreeable

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

“This bike lock is from terrorism “

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
professional what, lockers?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Spergin Morlock posted:

she was fired despite sleeping on the floor, not because of it lol

:wrong: she was fired for sleeping on the floor WITHOUT elon musk, only woke sleep without having babies with their boss

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.




this is what winning looks like

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Spergin Morlock posted:

that guy was WAY to conciliatory though. he should have contacted an attorney and taken elon for a ride rather than being so agreeable

That was super disappointing coupled with the fact the Elon created the most slam dunk wrongful termination case for disability in history, live on twitter

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

CubanMissile posted:

That was super disappointing coupled with the fact the Elon created the most slam dunk wrongful termination case for disability in history, live on twitter

i appreciate that he's a genuinely good person but he acted like a doormat and elon wiped his feet on him

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

head of tesla HR just resigned

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

webcams for christ posted:

head of tesla HR just resigned

yeah like this morning. keep up. use X for your news.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The article talks about how teslas gone through a few cycles of musk firing a bunch of people and then hiring them back after finding out, no, we actually real need them. Question is these days who would actually still want to get hired back to tesla if you they have any other option. It's not like musk mign not just randomly fire you again two month down the line.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
at this point if you're working for tesla you either suck rear end at your job or make a shitload of money or both, so i can see those people having limited options outside of the elonverse

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
saying this before firing load bearing employees

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1510502229219938306

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
laid off? try X jobs, where all the jobs are!

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

moist turtleneck posted:

saying this before firing load bearing employees

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1510502229219938306

The fuxk is wrong with this guy

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

RBC posted:

The fuxk is wrong with this guy

He's ahead of his time

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

RBC posted:

The fuxk is wrong with this guy

he refused enter

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

also he wrote those tweets after berghain wouldn't let him in. he actually wanted in

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

RBC posted:

The fuxk is wrong with this guy

if you dont get it by now you may never understand

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

you will be able to drive your cybertruck by having sex with the steering wheel, something we have all dreamed of

Post the 16bb gif

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Spergin Morlock posted:

he refused enter

all his base belong to him

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

RBC posted:

The fuxk is wrong with this guy

he's retarded

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


elon musk

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Guys I'm scared. My Neuralink™️ fell out and now I want to spend time with my son again. What are my options?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Can't even play video games without a stupid controller

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

ben shapino posted:

he's retarded

He doesn't even ask for thanks and this is how you treat him

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

grittyreboot posted:

Guys I'm scared. My Neuralink™️ fell out and now I want to spend time with my son again. What are my options?

everything app

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://x.com/Justlooking_680/status/1785795890768138327

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

anyone with elon musk or a variation of in their name and a blue check is really elon and you should give them your credit card details immediately for a chance to win $1,000,000 in crypto

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://x.com/_mrpussy/status/1785854141643870686

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
it's beautiful

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
That there's an ai

You can tell by the hands

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i love how in every cybertruck accident the axles are just completely snapped. we need more wompy wheels

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

thathonkey posted:

i love how in every cybertruck accident the axles are just completely snapped. we need more wompy wheels

You see people always say the cybertruck doesn't have any crumple zones, but in typical musk brilliants it still does, they're just now in the axles and passenger spines, so no one has to see the crumpling!

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MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

what kind of stupid gently caress is attempting to send money to Elon Musk

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