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greazeball posted:Florida + tech = crypto Ah yes, of course. My steam-cooled mining farm in the Everglades is secured with gators.
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I feel like a lot of these Cunning Plans seem to revolve around the assumption that everyone else involved is also an idiot drama elemental looking for an excuse to go off like a roman candle at the first provocation, and stall at any other reaction, like being remotely reasonable.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I feel like a lot of these Cunning Plans seem to revolve around the assumption that everyone else involved is also an idiot drama elemental looking for an excuse to go off like a roman candle at the first provocation, and stall at any other reaction, like being remotely reasonable. not necessarily, sometimes they're just super manipulative or even straight up sociopathic! you just reminded me -- years ago i was out with a couple work colleagues and one of them was venting about how she loves her current boyfriend, but misses sex with her ex boyfriend. then explains in careful detail over like 10 minutes how he's coming here soon on holiday, and so she's going to convince him to move to our city for her so they can gently caress, meanwhile she'll work on convincing her current boyfriend to open up their relationship because she knows he loves her and won't sleep with other people and she knows exactly how to manipulate him etc to make that happen, so she can still hook up with the ex and i guess anybody else she's had her eye on i just stare at her and go "holy poo poo, [name]. next girlfriend i get i'm going to introduce you to them, and if they like you, i'm breaking up with them immediately". i havent talked to her since, and avoided her when we met at a festival later on, but im hoping she was just engaging in idle horny fantasies, cos the way she was describing the exact methods she'd use to manipulate her loving boyfriend was cooold
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:11 |
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In which someone pulls off the "you hijacked my big event, so I'll hijack yours" maneuver AITA for announcing my pregnancy at my best friend’s wedding quote:I (24F) recently discovered that I’m expecting my first child. My best friend, we’ll call her "Laura," (23F) and I have shared every significant life moment since we met in college. I got married two years ago to Laura’s brother, and at my wedding Laura announced her engagement to my brother during the reception. I was genuinely thrilled for her, I’ve always thought of Laura as a sister and now we truly were and I really didn’t mind at all that she shared her big news; it felt like our joys were intertwined.
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Weddings should be illegal. Just get married at the magistrate and gently caress off home or the pub like normal people so there'll be no god drat stupid-rear end drama.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Weddings should be illegal. Just get married at the magistrate and gently caress off home or the pub like normal people so there'll be no god drat stupid-rear end drama. Sign the papers and have a party with your friends
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Does anyone have a legitimate reason to do this other than working in national security or regularly attending protests? my wife does this with everything not just texts, it's personal emails, work emails, whatsapp convos and standard SMS's She just cannot stand to have things she's dealt with already hanging around, and no, it's nothing to do with cheating, it's just how she is. She even throws boxes away! perfectly good boxes and boxes for electronics
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:57 |
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A former boss of mine deleted all work emails after they "finished them" and was flabbergasted that apparently this might be a crime???
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:59 |
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Why wouldn't I delete texts Usually I delete them before even reading them because if it had been important, they would've written a letter or something.
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Debated posting this here or in the Bad With Money thread... AITA for giving my fiance my ring back because he closed on a house without telling me? quote:I (44F) have been with my fiance (46M) for 13 years, and we have been engaged for 4, and have 3 kids (10F, 8F, 3F) together. Comments make the post of course... quote:He said it's due to my bankruptcy and the fact that I hadn't cleared up my Chexsystems issues ( it had to do with a sudden overdraft that caused my account to go under by $400 due to a rogue creditor). Long story short, he values money over the relationship we had and cares more about a mortgage broker thinking my history is " sordid" than building a future together. If we could figure out a way of turning entitlement into electricity we'd solve the worlds energy issues.
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# ? May 2, 2024 09:10 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Weddings should be illegal. Just get married at the magistrate and gently caress off home or the pub like normal people so there'll be no god drat stupid-rear end drama. It's what I did, except we couldn't even go to the pub cause COVID
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Weddings should be illegal. Just get married at the magistrate and gently caress off home or the pub like normal people so there'll be no god drat stupid-rear end drama. one of the more annoying parts of my quick marriage in nyc was that I couldn't just go get the certificate and be done with it, you legally have to have a ceremony of some type where someone ordained to do so marries you & you sign the certificate in front of the world/god - basically, your witness you literally can't just get the license at the courthouse and be done with it, they've made having the ceremony an inherent part of it legally 'counting' as a marriage, ugh. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 10:00 on May 2, 2024 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:one of the more annoying parts of my quick marriage in nyc was that I couldn't just go get the certificate and be done with it, you legally have to have a ceremony of some type where someone ordained to do so marries you & you sign the certificate in front of the world/god - basically, your witness Sounds like a scam, OP
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Sounds like a scam, OP yeah it sure does but https://www.nycbar.org/get-legal-help/article/family-law/marriage-is-a-contract/ quote:In order to enter into a valid marriage in New York, you must obtain a marriage license and have the marriage ceremony conducted by a person who is allowed to perform such ceremonies. First, you must apply for and obtain a valid marriage license from a town or city clerk in New York. Then, you must deliver the license within 60 days to the clergy member or magistrate who will perform the marriage ceremony. so loving stupid they do offer allowing that ceremony at the city court house, but if you want to do it in one day, it means you have to get city clerk's office for the certificate early enough you can get through that line and then get into the second line for the ceremony process at the courthouse. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 10:02 on May 2, 2024 |
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Can't people get ordained as an evangelical minister with the power invested Yada Yada with an online course?
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My email account is so overrun with spam that I usually just go in and delete all the unread emails once a year without reading any of them.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Can't people get ordained as an evangelical minister with the power invested Yada Yada with an online course? nope - to officiate weddings in nyc, you have to register with the office of the city clerk to officiate weddings and pay a fee, and then you are granted a govt officiant number. granted, the fee is only $15, it's more that it's a hassle and obviously, it's not an immediate process like the on-line ones. so yea, in ny state you literally have to get a ceremony performed by someone who is registered in this system or the marriage is not considered legally valid. I was so incensed by learning that and it still pisses me off to this day. I ended up finding a registered officiant online paying them $200 to meet me and a couple of friends on a rooftop another friend had access to but really, I should not have had to. My partner & I should've been allowed to just sign the certificate at the city clerk's office and viola we're legally married. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 10:23 on May 2, 2024 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:one of the more annoying parts of my quick marriage in nyc was that I couldn't just go get the certificate and be done with it, you legally have to have a ceremony of some type where someone ordained to do so marries you & you sign the certificate in front of the world/god - basically, your witness Sounds unconstitutional.
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# ? May 2, 2024 10:22 |
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Oh what wait a minute of course a marriage has to be overseen by someone who is legally allowed to do so. That's what the loving magistrate is there for. A license is a license. Like, you don't get a car just because you have a license.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Weddings should be illegal. Just get married at the magistrate and gently caress off home or the pub like normal people so there'll be no god drat stupid-rear end drama. You vastly underestimate the occurrence of non-wedding drama. Or the fact that if a family/person/etc is dramatic enough that even a five minute ceremony at the courthouse can be interrupted.
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DreamingofRoses posted:You vastly underestimate the occurrence of non-wedding drama. Or the fact that if a family/person/etc is dramatic enough that even a five minute ceremony at the courthouse can be interrupted. Not if they aren't there.
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it doesn't have to be a magistrate who does it, just someone legally recognized by the magistrate. if all it takes to be able to officiate is the $15 form there's no reason they can't grant officiating powers to the people at the city clerk's offices who make the license and you can't just pay an additional fee to have them officiate right there with a witness you brought. buuut there's also a 24 hr waiting period after getting the certificate before you're allowed to be married, to make sure you can't rush to do both same day (you could get that waived by making your case to a judge, hence the courthouse line)
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Vegas is really the model we should all aim for really. Certificate and marriage all sorted out by someone dressed up as Elvis on site, available at 2am if needed
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Not if they aren't there. That’s assuming that they wouldn’t show up anyway. Or set people calling the couple or whatever of the other 500 lovely things that people do to others when weddings aren’t involved. Might as well ban any sort of family get togethers. Hughlander posted:Debated posting this here or in the Bad With Money thread... This woman is so bad with money and he is 100% right to keep their finances separate but the line: quote:I was furious, but instead of being sorry he said that if we wanted this to work, he needed me to verbally affirm that I understood and accept why he didn't involve me in this purchase. bothers me for some reason. And buying a house without telling your long term partner earlier in the process (before closing) seems kind of shady too. They both need to get away from each other and this woman needs a financial literacy course and better therapy.
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# ? May 2, 2024 10:51 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:I was raised and tauggt that it was not rude, or untoward in any way to fart. So long as yo admitted it was you with a loud and clear "Pardon me" preceding your flatulence. BrigadierSensible posted:Yeah, when i hear the name "silas" I think of my brothers mate from primary school. Or that it sounds dickensian, and olde worlde posh. Is there any particular reason you’ve been posting as though you have an untreated head injury?
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# ? May 2, 2024 10:56 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is there any particular reason you’ve been posting as though you have an untreated head injury? Pardon them.
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# ? May 2, 2024 11:00 |
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Also from a while back now, but it goes without saying that a prenup that isn't boring and relatively fair is bound to be thrown out by a judge in five minutes if challenged, right?
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DreamingofRoses posted:This woman is so bad with money and he is 100% right to keep their finances separate but the line: No idea why he was seemingly still planning on getting married though. If you're at the point where you decide that you can't even trust her to have a reasonable adult discussion about it, why in the world were you going to get married and legally entwine your finances in (checks post) less than two months?
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Hughlander posted:Debated posting this here or in the Bad With Money thread... We need to set this financial genius up with Zaurg and get her a forums account
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DoctorTristan posted:We need to set this financial genius up with Zaurg and get her a forums account Plot twist: it's Zaurg.
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# ? May 2, 2024 11:59 |
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I'd understand if that lady was pissed that she got no input or say in choosing the house he'd buy and they would live in together. He should have brought her in on that process at least, but with the understanding that her financial record is so hosed that her name can't be on any documents. But she seems specifically pissed that she doesn't get the asset, likely stemming from her lifelong financial terror. Better therapy is right.
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AITA for not telling my roommates I am the landlord?quote:I (F28) got a job when I was 17 and lived at home saving as much as I could until I was 26, at which point I bought a small apartment for myself with a small mortgage. (that I could afford whether I rented or not).
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MagusofStars posted:My guess for the home-buying is that he knew that (1) putting her dog-poo poo finances as a co-owner on the loan application would kill his chances of getting a loan BUT (2) she'd flip her poo poo about not being included on the loan application in the exact way she's showing in the comments - "he should be happy to invest in a house with me", "love should trump finances", "why does he care more about his mortgage broker than me", and so forth. So he didn't tell her in the process because he suspected (correctly!) that she'd gently caress it up.
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Hughlander posted:Debated posting this here or in the Bad With Money thread... this woman literally doesn't understand what money is, she is like a five year old throwing a tantrum at the toy store. every comment is the same with the same emotional reaction. never should have had three kids
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mystes posted:Not involving her in the financial stuff is clearly justified but totally excluding her from the process of looking for a house and just suddenly saying "I bought a house" does not seem good Honestly, based on her reaction there was no way they would ever be able to get a house if she was involved at all. They should really just not be together and he needs to accept she's a nightmare person unable to take actual responsibility for her life.
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DreamingofRoses posted:AITA for not telling my roommates I am the landlord? If they thought they were subletting from OP they still thought she was their landlord so it makes no difference. Otherwise did she say she was collecting rent on behalf of the landlord or something? She still has to show them around when they were looking so I don't really understand how they could not at least see her as effectively the person on the lease they were subletting from
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DreamingofRoses posted:AITA for not telling my roommates I am the landlord? All Landlords Are Assholes and OP does sound neurotic, but the reaction was a bit overblown, let's keep reading... quote:Breaking the front door lock after using the wrong key and it needing replacing. Replacing their toaster because the wires were exposed and I was worried about a potential fire. Their habit of leaving the stove turned on with nothing on it. What the everfucking gently caress
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kdrudy posted:They should really just not be together Maybe he loves her. What if she has good vibes?
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DreamingofRoses posted:AITA for not telling my roommates I am the landlord? Automatically an rear end in a top hat because they're a landlord, but "I'm so overbearing that I have to lie about being the landlord for fear of my reputation" is pretty embarrassing. truly the lowest of the low, i do not believe them about the tenant
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Maybe he loves her. What if she has good vibes?
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