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Zesty posted:Twice a week? You can't expect miracles!
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kazil posted:Fellas you don't have to pretend to drop toothpaste on your dick. You are adults, you are allowed to purposely put toothpaste on your dick how else are you meant to brush your dicks teeth?
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kiminewt posted:I am coming in here to defend dropping toothpaste on your dick. Solution: Become fat.
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Philippe posted:Tommy Toilet sez: poo poo in my mouth! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qN5s_PQU7g
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Regular Wario posted:how else are you meant to brush your dicks teeth? Piñata dentata.
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Regular Wario posted:how else are you meant to brush your dicks teeth? With your mom’s tongue e: that was uncalled for
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What the gently caress is toilet paper?
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It's just a slang term for Anju's Letter to Kafei
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I had a friend who decided to sexy surprise her boyfriend with oral. The surprise was she put toothpaste on his dick before going down on him. She stated he was surprised, but not in a good way. Apparently it really ruins the mood (and made him paranoid about blowjobs). She brought this up randomly whilst in the pub one day - still don't know why.
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vdarknight posted:She brought this up randomly whilst in the pub one day - still don't know why. because that's absolutely the kind of chat that should be had at pubs
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Brushing your teeth with your boyfriend's dick is maybe the most nympho thing I've ever heard. If he hasn't shaved down there there's also some floss to use as well.
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vdarknight posted:I had a friend who decided to sexy surprise her boyfriend with oral. The surprise was she put toothpaste on his dick before going down on him. Tell your buddy to wash his dick
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No. 6 posted:Tell your buddy to wash his dick This could be embarrassing for the both of you. Just kindly wash your friend's dick for him
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just put a dog toothbrush on and slip it down his pants
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vdarknight posted:I had a friend who decided to sexy surprise her boyfriend with oral. The surprise was she put toothpaste on his dick before going down on him. That doesn't sound like it would be good for her either.
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Don't brush your teeth before oral fyi. Sure, it's good for mouth on mouth. That's the only place, though.
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vdarknight posted:I had a friend who decided to sexy surprise her boyfriend with oral. The surprise was she put toothpaste on his dick before going down on him. Solid plan to never have to blow her boyfriend ever again
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Why would you use toothpaste at any point during the process of giving a blowjob, wouldn't that just make the grapefruit taste even worse? 
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drat how bad did his dick taste that she had to mintify it
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Quorum posted:Why would you use toothpaste at any point during the process of giving a blowjob, wouldn't that just make the grapefruit taste even worse? Thanks for putting that sound in my head today
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:drat how bad did his dick taste that she had to mintify it Hard dicks are pretty appealing but soft ones? They're like sad, dehydrated elephants. They need a little something to jazz em up.
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How about wasabi It works for sashimi and the appearance is similar
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My mouth is alive with ants!
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A little over a decade ago when I was in drug rehab, there was a guy at the facility who refused to use toilet paper. They said he was using his hand instead, and just washing it after. We had to begin every morning's session by shaking everyone else's hand. It was a massive problem. We would find turds on the toilet seat, on the floor, in the shower. The guy was super religious, and he claimed to be Jewish but he also refused to talk about his religion. Some people said it was his religion that forbid him from using toilet paper, and this guy sort of seemed to acknowledge that, like it was some esoteric ancient Judaism-based cult, but he wouldn't talk about it. God dammit we tried so hard to reach some middle ground with the guy, somewhere where we could respect whatever religion he was practicing and also get him to wipe his loving rear end. He finally did it after he was being threatened with jail time, but it was only one day, and he had a breakdown after doing it and was sent off to jail. Just before finishing the program myself, like six months later, I saw he had returned. Good luck to the next group, I guess! Well anyway, that was the single time I'd ever encountered a person who didn't wipe their rear end and I don't believe there are many others. This guy had some intense religious stuff going on; nobody else leaves their asses unwiped unless they're fuckin nuts. I don't believe there are so many reddit boyfriends with unwiped assholes. Also: get a loving bidet you gross fucks, a wiped rear end in a top hat is not clean! edit: You're millenials for gently caress sake credburn has a new favorite as of 20:19 on May 2, 2024 |
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The lord works in mysterious ways indeed.
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I use a bidet and toilet paper. Neither one is sufficient on its own
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credburn posted:A little over a decade ago when I was in drug rehab, there was a guy at the facility who refused to use toilet paper. We had to begin every morning's session by shaking everyone else's hand. It was a massive problem. We would find turds on the toilet seat, on the floor, in the shower. The guy was super religious, and he claimed to be Jewish but he also refused to talk about his religion. Some people said it was his religion that forbid him from using toilet paper, and this guy sort of seemed to acknowledge that, like it was some esoteric ancient Judaism-based cult, but he wouldn't talk about it. God dammit we tried so hard to reach some middle ground with the guy, somewhere where we could respect whatever religion he was practicing and also get him to wipe his loving rear end. He finally did it after he was being threatened with jail time, but it was only one day, and he had a breakdown after doing it and was sent off to jail. Just before finishing the program myself, like six months later, I saw he had returned. Good luck to the next group, I guess! I have seen lots of patients who have complaints that will clearly require a rectal exam but yet come in with completely unmanaged rear end. Like “there’s no way this person cleaned their self in any way after they poo poo” levels. Usually otherwise normal-looking people. They exist, somehow.
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if the invigorating aura imparted by the good Doktor Bronner's soaps is too potent for you, perhaps you should DILUTE - OK!
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I make soap and it’s good
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kiimo posted:I use a bidet and toilet paper. Neither one is sufficient on its own Teaspoon of psyllium husk in a large glass of water twice a day will fix ya right up.
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voiceless anal fricative posted:Teaspoon of psyllium husk in a large glass of water twice a day will fix ya right up. Was gonna say. I’ve yet to have a tar-poo poo that a bidet was unable to take care of. The toilet paper is for drying my rear end more than anything else.
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credburn posted:A little over a decade ago when I was in drug rehab, there was a guy at the facility who refused to use toilet paper. They said he was using his hand instead, and just washing it after. We had to begin every morning's session by shaking everyone else's hand. It was a massive problem. We would find turds on the toilet seat, on the floor, in the shower. The guy was super religious, and he claimed to be Jewish but he also refused to talk about his religion. Some people said it was his religion that forbid him from using toilet paper, and this guy sort of seemed to acknowledge that, like it was some esoteric ancient Judaism-based cult, but he wouldn't talk about it. God dammit we tried so hard to reach some middle ground with the guy, somewhere where we could respect whatever religion he was practicing and also get him to wipe his loving rear end. He finally did it after he was being threatened with jail time, but it was only one day, and he had a breakdown after doing it and was sent off to jail. Just before finishing the program myself, like six months later, I saw he had returned. Good luck to the next group, I guess! Sounds like a job for... Pressure Washer Maaaaaaaaaan!!!!
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What makes toilet paper so bad is that it’s so wasteful. Nobody seems to realize that a sheet has two sides
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 oldpainless posted:What makes toilet paper so bad is that it’s so wasteful. Nobody seems to realize that a sheet has two sides Pfft. Buy 2 ply. Then you get 4 sides per sheet.
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MrYenko posted:The toilet paper is for drying my rear end more than anything else. exactly
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Tyler Durden posted:I make soap and it’s good
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freeedr posted:I make soap and it’s good Out of poop?
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You guys never heard of "wafflestomping"? I only poo poo in the shower, easy peasy.
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Philippe posted:Tommy Toilet sez: poo poo in my mouth!  Nazzadan posted:Gimme poo
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