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redshirt posted:They used to call them "Sizzle Reels", in the Before Times.... *me looking up, and to the left* I don’t see a camera, am I not one of the attractive people?? tell me I’m at least the wacky sidekick then
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naem posted:*me looking up, and to the left* naem, there's no easy way to tell you this: All your friends and fans are dead.
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redshirt posted:naem, there's no easy way to tell you this: All your friends and fans are dead. oooooh ok, I’m either the Final Girl©️, or I’m the Already Famous Actor Past Their Prime who might show up in the sequel
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naem posted:oooooh ok, I’m either the Final Girl©️, or I’m the Already Famous Actor Past Their Prime who might show up in the sequel Ummm.....
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Thankfully I found another group of humans. I can let my guard down since zombies are the only danger in a zombie apocalypse.
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Yvershek posted:Thankfully I found another group of humans. I can let my guard down since zombies are the only danger in a zombie apocalypse. In the face of this implacable foe, humanity came together, united as never before.... FART
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my god...this zombie plague isn't caused by a mutated form of cordyceps....it's Brassica oleracea
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I always say steer clear of any grown-rear end man who entertains the idea of having a 'zombie apocalypse survival plan'. They are nine times out of ten dumbass CHUDs or people with CHUD tendencies who think that owning some guns and land in cottage country makes them 'survivalists'. Survival in the context of any sort of major upheaval is massively more complicated than that. Do you have maps, I mean physical paper maps? What about backup plans for when someone else squats in your cottage? Can you build a shelter in a safe spot in the woods without getting ratfucked by the elements or other 'survivalists'? Do you know to clean an animal carcass without tainting its edible meat? Can you repair a small engine, do you even have the parts laying around? Do you know how to get potable water out of the ground? What poison oak looks like? Anything about mycology? The difference between cover and concealment? No, it always starts and ends with some power fantasy, rampant North American individualism gone off the rails. Wasn't there a story floating around about some prepper types who tried to live off the grid but failed because they didn't have a can opener?
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Mister Speaker posted:I always say steer clear of any grown-rear end man who entertains the idea of having a 'zombie apocalypse survival plan'. They are nine times out of ten dumbass CHUDs or people with CHUD tendencies who think that owning some guns and land in cottage country makes them 'survivalists'. Survival in the context of any sort of major upheaval is massively more complicated than that. Do you have maps, I mean physical paper maps? What about backup plans for when someone else squats in your cottage? Can you build a shelter in a safe spot in the woods without getting ratfucked by the elements or other 'survivalists'? Do you know to clean an animal carcass without tainting its edible meat? Can you repair a small engine, do you even have the parts laying around? Do you know how to get potable water out of the ground? What poison oak looks like? Anything about mycology? The difference between cover and concealment? Yes yes no yes, yes yes yes, yes yes yes yes, yes, yes
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Mister Speaker posted:I always say steer clear of any grown-rear end man who entertains the idea of having a 'zombie apocalypse survival plan'. They are nine times out of ten dumbass CHUDs or people with CHUD tendencies who think that owning some guns and land in cottage country makes them 'survivalists'. Survival in the context of any sort of major upheaval is massively more complicated than that. Do you have maps, I mean physical paper maps? What about backup plans for when someone else squats in your cottage? Can you build a shelter in a safe spot in the woods without getting ratfucked by the elements or other 'survivalists'? Do you know to clean an animal carcass without tainting its edible meat? Can you repair a small engine, do you even have the parts laying around? Do you know how to get potable water out of the ground? What poison oak looks like? Anything about mycology? The difference between cover and concealment? Yeah like hundred percent Like I have anxieties re: natural disasters But like my area floods regularly and fires are a real concern, or atleast enough that I have been physically impacted by them. Edit: I mean BRAAAAAAAINS I have a small kit of just "useful" poo poo for what I figure is the most possible situations A: sheltering in place for 3 days with no utilities B: being stuck on a highway in a jam for 2-3 days Just having basic needs for me and mine,food, a nice multi tool , walky talkies etc etc Which I feel is an appropriate goal and the sort of thing that is most realistically possible to prepare for. The whole long term planning for society's downfall is such a power fantasy as you say and the kind of thing that probably does psychic damage to someone who thinks so iconoclasticly
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Look I know we did drugs but the zombies are real you gotta stop talking like this didn't happen. I knew this was a bad idea.
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Mister Speaker posted:I always say steer clear of any grown-rear end man who entertains the idea of having a 'zombie apocalypse survival plan'. They are nine times out of ten dumbass CHUDs or people with CHUD tendencies who think that owning some guns and land in cottage country makes them 'survivalists'. Survival in the context of any sort of major upheaval is massively more complicated than that. Do you have maps, I mean physical paper maps? What about backup plans for when someone else squats in your cottage? Can you build a shelter in a safe spot in the woods without getting ratfucked by the elements or other 'survivalists'? Do you know to clean an animal carcass without tainting its edible meat? Can you repair a small engine, do you even have the parts laying around? Do you know how to get potable water out of the ground? What poison oak looks like? Anything about mycology? The difference between cover and concealment? Ok so when this guy's done complaining we throw him to the zombies and make a break for it. *15 minutes later Let's just go now.
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Guys it looks like the biteys are developing rudimentary culture and a social hierarchy I'm sure this isn't portentous
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Jestery posted:Guys it looks like the biteys are developing rudimentary culture and a social hierarchy don't you going naming a bitey. That's how things go wrong
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Señor Bitey
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redshirt posted:Señor Bitey already ate they lobster
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Now ye see I call that fucker over there in the old crooner suit "three olives" and that one stuck in the locked 3rd floor office building Jeffery.
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Jestery posted:Now ye see I call that fucker over there in the old crooner suit "three olives" and that one stuck in the locked 3rd floor office building Jeffery. Is the office building called Jeffery?
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In my mind's eye we are standing on top of a building and there is a sky scraper opposite, and one guy turned into a bite and the room was locked with them in it so they just pace around
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Jestery posted:In my mind's eye we are standing on top of a building and there is a sky scraper opposite, and one guy turned into a bite and the room was locked with them in it so they just pace around and what do you do?
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Jestery posted:In my mind's eye we are standing on top of a building and there is a sky scraper opposite, and one guy turned into a bite and the room was locked with them in it so they just pace around redshirt posted:So many Incels forever doomed to their 1 Bedroom Apartments... lol. redshirt just called you an incel. you gonna take that?
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I just got the ring camera up and running and don't be alarmed but outside the bolted door is this. 
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pixaal posted:I just got the ring camera up and running and don't be alarmed but outside the bolted door is this. No worries. as long as you are know for selling crack cocaine, this is the expected result from your ring.
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pixaal posted:I just got the ring camera up and running and don't be alarmed but outside the bolted door is this. Looking good sir!
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Harry_Potato posted:Spare a little BRAINZ? you up for a brain swap? you nibble on mine and i nibble on yours?
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redshirt posted:Tammy Tanaka: And our last story for the evening comes from The Entertainment Desk, about a new dance craze sweeping the globe. The kids call it "The Bitey" It's Bitey Bobby Pickett's time to shine! I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight... HE DID THE MASH! He did the Bitey Mash!
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I did system design, sales, and tech support for off-grid battery based solar systems for a number of years. Most customers were pretty normal people living in remote areas. Survivalists were bread and butter, just building their "compound" (I'd pull up their address on google maps while talking and its just a house sitting on 5 acres). I'd say 1 out of 20 would kind of fish, mentioning they were prepping for "You know, when things go bad..." Oh, you mean like an economic collapse? "Well, that and when viruses break out and people turn". I literally had the conversation a few dozen times. People watch too much TV. I didn't care at all. As long as I could spec out a system and get the sale I didn't care what insane poo poo they believed in. Heck, some folks would tell me, un-prompted, what guns they owned, and ask what I had ready. I'd entertain them; anything to get a good sale.
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Internetjack posted:I did system design, sales, and tech support for off-grid battery based solar systems for a number of years. Most customers were pretty normal people living in remote areas. Survivalists were bread and butter, just building their "compound" (I'd pull up their address on google maps while talking and its just a house sitting on 5 acres). That's great and all, Internetjack, but can you go back to shooting this horde that is overtaking the gates?
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Internetjack posted:I did system design, sales, and tech support for off-grid battery based solar systems for a number of years. Most customers were pretty normal people living in remote areas. Survivalists were bread and butter, just building their "compound" (I'd pull up their address on google maps while talking and its just a house sitting on 5 acres). Can you hook me up? I had a salesman come over once to see about getting solar. He said something about loving El*n M*sk, which turned me off immediately. He later told me I had a good poker face. Long story short, I am not ready for when viruses break out and people turn into Biteys.
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my Mark Zuckerberg Hawaii bunker would have had a skull shaped volcano island personally Zuck really missed the mark imo why not go full skull island
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