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Silly Burrito posted:Obama used it when he burned him with his birth certificate First three and a half minutes, imo. e: i mean the whole drat thing is good, tbh. He starts directly making GBS threads on Trump around 9:30. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 2, 2024 |
# ? May 2, 2024 18:46 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Thinking about it, it is honest to god shocking Trump doesn't use the "I am a real American" song at rallies. Vince would have gave it to him free. again it's cold comfort but trump being a broken collection of personality traits instead of a real fascist saved us but, at the same time, really tore the mask off a lot of things.
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:48 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:49 |
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SAN DIMAS HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:51 |
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the art of war by sun tzu: “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." donald j trump in public: "i can shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose a single voter" donald j trump in private: "i will lose 5-10% of my support if people know i slept with a porn star" something for us all to think on
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:56 |
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Jesus Christ, he looks like Yoda just before he died.
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:56 |
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ShitzinPants, I must not
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:57 |
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InsertPotPun posted:if trump had 10% of mcmahon's business acumen and showmanship he'd already be president for life. if trump weren't so lazy and really leaned into the spectacle, wore a ridiculous us flag suit, came out to that theme song, lead every speech with a prayer and a pledge of allegiance he'd have easily won the last election and the upcoming one. "fascism will come to america wrapped in a flag and blasting toby keith out of its lifted pickup truck" 100% guy could have fanned his cult into actually taking over the nation, but that's work and above all else, Trump is a lazy boomer who wants credit but no work. InsertPotPun posted:the art of war by sun tzu: “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." Trump gonna make "The Art Of Snore" A book about winning in court
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:57 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:First three and a half minutes, imo. You're right, it is a quality rewatch.
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:58 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Jesus Christ, he looks like Yoda just before he died. more like Count Dookie
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# ? May 2, 2024 18:59 |
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They should push Cohen on the origin of the name "Vonshitzinpants" when he takes the stand. Get it on-record that Cohen has firsthand knowledge of Trump making GBS threads his pants on the regular.
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:04 |
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Frank Frank posted:They should push Cohen on the origin of the name "Vonshitzinpants" when he takes the stand. Get it on-record that Cohen has firsthand knowledge of Trump making GBS threads his pants on the regular. I hope there's a full story and it was coined after a specific event.
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:05 |
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beautiful day for court sketches
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:05 |
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pixaal posted:I hope there's a full story and it was coined after a specific event. that PA/Trump kid handler from The Apprentice said he sat around snorting addies and making GBS threads his pants all day back then
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:05 |
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MrQwerty posted:that PA/Trump kid handler from The Apprentice said he sat around snorting addies and making GBS threads his pants all day back then Oh I assume it's frequent but I hope the name comes from something like "So then he said he didn't need them, they were a precaution they made all presidents wear, so he went to hang the star on the tree, it was running down his leg just a brown river.
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:07 |
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Jonny Nox posted:Look everyone here is talking about the photoshop, no one is realizing the majesty of “Shaking Paul’s had before the sermon on the mount” That is truly the funniest part. But he specifically said the apostle Paul, which makes it even funnier. I feel like the ingrained protestant nature of most Americans blinds them to just how funny it is. They'd fight tooth and nail about Paul being an apostle and the gods speaking through him or some such. But lmao!
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:08 |
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MrQwerty posted:that PA/Trump kid handler from The Apprentice said he sat around snorting addies and making GBS threads his pants all day back then There have been other people who have said he smells terrible too but there's a difference between anonymous people saying those sorts of things and someone testifying in open court that Trump does indeed poo poo his pants on a regular basis.
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:09 |
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Frank Frank posted:There have been other people who have said he smells terrible too but there's a difference between anonymous people saying those sorts of things and someone testifying in open court that Trump does indeed poo poo his pants on a regular basis. that PA did not do so anonymously, he broke a NDA to post on Twitter
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:09 |
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Frank Frank posted:Minions. It will be minions
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Dominar Rygel XVI?!
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And just to be clear I'm saying the sketch artists are having the time of their lives drawing MEMES, as they are displayed on the courtroom monitor, like sokazil posted:beautiful day for court sketches For sure they're enjoying drawing ridiculous Trumps using colors they've never had to whip out before and the crayon still has the wrapper on, but redrawing a meme in courtroom sketch style like it's fine art or a future history book illustration is some Be Kind Rewind poo poo
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:12 |
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TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY No way lmao
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Post everytime you lol that Trump takes it ALL in
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:15 |
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY is this real
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY
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That can’t be real
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:15 |
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MrQwerty posted:that PA did not do so anonymously, he broke a NDA to post on Twitter Yep. Noel Casler said it was common knowledge that he rage-poo poo himself when confronted with cue cards, and also that he chopped up adderal and snorted it. And most interestingly, the notoriously litigious Trump never even acknowledged these claims, nor threatened to sue. Neither did Vanky, Junior, or Eric, when Casler posted about them. I can only assume the fear of going through discovery kept Trump from retaliating legally.
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:15 |
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kazil posted:beautiful day for court sketches Wait is that image on the screen one of those AI generated Trump jailbreak images?
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:15 |
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:17 |
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LMAO at the (quite possibly accurate) thought of Trump's drug use leaving him with no bowel control, no ability to retain, his anus is just a constantly leaking sieve and that he needs to wear diapers 24/7.
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:18 |
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R.L. Stine posted:is this real Frank Frank posted:That can’t be real It’s real.
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kazil posted:TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY oh come on
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R.L. Stine posted:is this real Frigging real!!!
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I never fall asleep at work but I especially didn't fall asleep today
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My dad when I'd wake him up after he fell asleep watching TV :
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