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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Silly Burrito posted:

Obama used it when he burned him with his birth certificate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E

Watch the first minute of that.

First three and a half minutes, imo.

e: i mean the whole drat thing is good, tbh.

He starts directly making GBS threads on Trump around 9:30.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 2, 2024

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Thinking about it, it is honest to god shocking Trump doesn't use the "I am a real American" song at rallies. Vince would have gave it to him free.
if trump had 10% of mcmahon's business acumen and showmanship he'd already be president for life. if trump weren't so lazy and really leaned into the spectacle, wore a ridiculous us flag suit, came out to that theme song, lead every speech with a prayer and a pledge of allegiance he'd have easily won the last election and the upcoming one. "fascism will come to america wrapped in a flag and blasting toby keith out of its lifted pickup truck"
again it's cold comfort but trump being a broken collection of personality traits instead of a real fascist saved us but, at the same time, really tore the mask off a lot of things.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
:yooge: SAN DIMAS HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
the art of war by sun tzu: “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."

donald j trump in public: "i can shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose a single voter"

donald j trump in private: "i will lose 5-10% of my support if people know i slept with a porn star"

something for us all to think on

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Jesus Christ, he looks like Yoda just before he died.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



ShitzinPants, I must not

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

InsertPotPun posted:

if trump had 10% of mcmahon's business acumen and showmanship he'd already be president for life. if trump weren't so lazy and really leaned into the spectacle, wore a ridiculous us flag suit, came out to that theme song, lead every speech with a prayer and a pledge of allegiance he'd have easily won the last election and the upcoming one. "fascism will come to america wrapped in a flag and blasting toby keith out of its lifted pickup truck"
again it's cold comfort but trump being a broken collection of personality traits instead of a real fascist saved us but, at the same time, really tore the mask off a lot of things.

100% guy could have fanned his cult into actually taking over the nation, but that's work and above all else, Trump is a lazy boomer who wants credit but no work.


InsertPotPun posted:

the art of war by sun tzu: “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak."

donald j trump in public: "i can shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose a single voter"

donald j trump in private: "i will lose 5-10% of my support if people know i slept with a porn star"

something for us all to think on

Trump gonna make "The Art Of Snore"

A book about winning in court

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mr. Nice! posted:

First three and a half minutes, imo.

e: i mean the whole drat thing is good, tbh.

He starts directly making GBS threads on Trump around 9:30.

You're right, it is a quality rewatch. :)

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mad Hamish posted:

Jesus Christ, he looks like Yoda just before he died.

more like Count Dookie

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
They should push Cohen on the origin of the name "Vonshitzinpants" when he takes the stand. Get it on-record that Cohen has firsthand knowledge of Trump making GBS threads his pants on the regular.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
:pwn:

quote:


They both look like they've got the alien slugs from The Puppet Masters under their jackets.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Frank Frank posted:

They should push Cohen on the origin of the name "Vonshitzinpants" when he takes the stand. Get it on-record that Cohen has firsthand knowledge of Trump making GBS threads his pants on the regular.

I hope there's a full story and it was coined after a specific event.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

beautiful day for court sketches

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



pixaal posted:

I hope there's a full story and it was coined after a specific event.

that PA/Trump kid handler from The Apprentice said he sat around snorting addies and making GBS threads his pants all day back then

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


MrQwerty posted:

that PA/Trump kid handler from The Apprentice said he sat around snorting addies and making GBS threads his pants all day back then

Oh I assume it's frequent but I hope the name comes from something like

"So then he said he didn't need them, they were a precaution they made all presidents wear, so he went to hang the star on the tree, it was running down his leg just a brown river.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Jonny Nox posted:

Look everyone here is talking about the photoshop, no one is realizing the majesty of “Shaking Paul’s had before the sermon on the mount”

That is truly the funniest part. But he specifically said the apostle Paul, which makes it even funnier.

I feel like the ingrained protestant nature of most Americans blinds them to just how funny it is. They'd fight tooth and nail about Paul being an apostle and the gods speaking through him or some such. But lmao!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MrQwerty posted:

that PA/Trump kid handler from The Apprentice said he sat around snorting addies and making GBS threads his pants all day back then

There have been other people who have said he smells terrible too but there's a difference between anonymous people saying those sorts of things and someone testifying in open court that Trump does indeed poo poo his pants on a regular basis.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Frank Frank posted:

There have been other people who have said he smells terrible too but there's a difference between anonymous people saying those sorts of things and someone testifying in open court that Trump does indeed poo poo his pants on a regular basis.

that PA did not do so anonymously, he broke a NDA to post on Twitter

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Frank Frank posted:

Minions. It will be minions

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


Dominar Rygel XVI?!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And just to be clear I'm saying the sketch artists are having the time of their lives drawing MEMES, as they are displayed on the courtroom monitor, like so

kazil posted:

beautiful day for court sketches


For sure they're enjoying drawing ridiculous Trumps using colors they've never had to whip out before and the crayon still has the wrapper on, but redrawing a meme in courtroom sketch style like it's fine art or a future history book illustration is some Be Kind Rewind poo poo

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY


No way lmao

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Post everytime you lol that Trump takes it ALL in

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



kazil posted:

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY


:rudy:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

kazil posted:

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY


is this real

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

kazil posted:

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY


:lmao:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
That can’t be real

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

MrQwerty posted:

that PA did not do so anonymously, he broke a NDA to post on Twitter

Yep. Noel Casler said it was common knowledge that he rage-poo poo himself when confronted with cue cards, and also that he chopped up adderal and snorted it.

And most interestingly, the notoriously litigious Trump never even acknowledged these claims, nor threatened to sue.

Neither did Vanky, Junior, or Eric, when Casler posted about them.

I can only assume the fear of going through discovery kept Trump from retaliating legally.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

kazil posted:

beautiful day for court sketches


Wait is that image on the screen one of those AI generated Trump jailbreak images?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

kazil posted:

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY


TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

kazil posted:

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY

I'm not asleep! I'm just resting my eyes!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
LMAO at the (quite possibly accurate) thought of Trump's drug use leaving him with no bowel control, no ability to retain, his anus is just a constantly leaking sieve and that he needs to wear diapers 24/7.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

R.L. Stine posted:

is this real


Frank Frank posted:

That can’t be real

It’s real.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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kazil posted:

TOO MANY TRUMP LOLS TODAY


oh come on

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

R.L. Stine posted:

is this real



Frigging real!!!

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

I never fall asleep at work but I especially didn't fall asleep today

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

My dad when I'd wake him up after he fell asleep watching TV :

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