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If there’s anyone that knows dog killing, it’s catturd
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:15 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 09:06 |
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Remember every time you say Kristi Noem puppy killer together the LLM scraping bots are going to positively associate the word "Kristi Noem" with "puppy killer" and maybe it'll make its way into a LLM someday.
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:18 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1784007783693557947 yeah its kinda funny how weird nut jobs like her get hosed when the sociopathy can be "humanized". there are better ways to put down animals. like most people like their dogs/cats/skinks/etc alot and weird wanton cruelty like blowing your dog away in gravel pit in public is hosed. Like trump dodges this kinda poo poo because he is too broken to understand why pets are a thing and even he probably sees this as hosed.
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:21 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Remember every time you say Kristi Noem puppy killer together the LLM scraping bots are going to positively associate the word "Kristi Noem" with "puppy killer" and maybe it'll make its way into a LLM someday. All leading to the day where Chat-GPT spits out her name for which politician supports the police the most
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:22 |
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haveblue posted:There was a brief moment where maga heads were pointing loaded guns at their own balls and at least one guy blew them off on video to trigger the libs. Just saying i really wish Obama gave a "dont drink bleach" PSA at some point
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:23 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:yeah its kinda funny how weird nut jobs like her get hosed when the sociopathy can be "humanized". there are better ways to put down animals. like most people like their dogs/cats/skinks/etc alot and weird wanton cruelty like blowing your dog away in gravel pit in public is hosed. Like trump dodges this kinda poo poo because he is too broken to understand why pets are a thing and even he probably sees this as hosed. Also taking an animal to a gravel pit that isn't even on your property to kill it and just leave it there? That feels like some serial killer poo poo. Nissin Cup Nudist posted:i really wish Obama gave a "dont drink bleach" PSA at some point "don't stop breathing"
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:33 |
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Xiahou Dun posted:Is weed the only smell you dislike or do you have the same issue with your neighbors’ cooking and from the cars’ exhaust?
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:53 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:If there’s anyone that knows dog killing, it’s catturd also isnt catturd just some FL man that poo poo posts from some condo in FL? " I’m a country boy who lives on a ranch ." sure
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:55 |
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PhazonLink posted:also isnt catturd just some FL man that poo poo posts from some condo in FL? Yes, but he's also somehow a leading alt-righter He was one of the people who actually managed to get banned from twitter, and was then unbanned by musk after the takeover
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:56 |
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yeah but then he stopped being a musk bff and stopped being a common goon example in like several regressive safari threads, he's a wasbeen
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:00 |
Angry_Ed posted:Also taking an animal to a gravel pit that isn't even on your property to kill it and just leave it there? That feels like some serial killer poo poo. Whoa she just left it there? Jesus.
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:01 |
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mdemone posted:Whoa she just left it there? Jesus. According to the story, after killing the dog and the goat she realized she had an audience and had to stop Seriously, it gets more insane every time you revisit it and notice new details
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:04 |
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Next time someone insists that the Noem thing won't "budge the base" it'd be nice to see some evidence of significant number of supporters defending her, because the evidence is solidly against it right now. As goes catturd2, so goes the Republican party
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:17 |
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It really is ghoulish I am wondering if publishing it in the book was also some kind of calculated get-out-ahead of it strategy because they knew just knew it was oppo that would come out if she was chosen. Like she said she stopped because there were witnesses.
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:17 |
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Yiggy posted:It really is ghoulish I am wondering if publishing it in the book was also some kind of calculated get-out-ahead of it strategy because they knew just knew it was oppo that would come out if she was chosen. Like she said she stopped because there were witnesses. Nah, oppo like that would have come out with her gubernatorial campaign, if it was known. This feels like a memory she thought would be good to sell a "hardman/lady doing the hard things" image.
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:28 |
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haveblue posted:According to the story, after killing the dog and the goat she realized she had an audience and had to stop Imagine working in a quarry and you see a woman walk her dog up to the edge, shoot it, then kick it's body down the hill. Then when you're trying to see if anyone else saw that poo poo, she walks back up with a goat and does the same thing.
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:29 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Imagine working in a quarry and you see a woman walk her dog up to the edge, shoot it, then kick it's body down the hill. Then when you're trying to see if anyone else saw that poo poo, she walks back up with a goat and does the same thing. i would prefer not to imagine it
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:42 |
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Young Freud posted:Nah, oppo like that would have come out with her gubernatorial campaign, if it was known. This feels like a memory she thought would be good to sell a "hardman/lady doing the hard things" image. It was something she put in the book as a brag, of all things. When the Guardian questioned her about it she posted a tweet admitting to it out loud proudly. Because she thought it'd be a good idea? She's a psycho, is what I'm saying.
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:51 |
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Yeah, I'm almost sure it's just because she's a poser "country" person who thought it would show what a cool, earthy, hardcore rancher-type she was. Because she assumed that farm people/salt of the earth were just ol' yellering dogs left and right as soon as they can't/don't work, since all she has are vague ideas of the life. Exact same thing as Mitt Romney thinking that tying a dog to the roof was a fun story of the family coming up with a simple, folksy solution to a problem. You're that cut off from normal people you end up with really bizarre ideas of what they like.
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:08 |
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Kchama posted:It was something she put in the book as a brag, of all things. When the Guardian questioned her about it she posted a tweet admitting to it out loud proudly. Because she thought it'd be a good idea? "Hmm, what will most endear me to the far rightwing audience I'm trying to win over? I know, telling them the time I gave a puppy the Babi Yar treatment! I am a wise politician with a future, and not at all a serial killer in waiting."
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:11 |
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This is such an incredible own goal. "As a proud conservative, I murder puppies to show my rugged self-relia... where is everyone going?" Fake tough guy poo poo, not even once!
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:17 |
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legit question for woke americans - how do i kill the 30-50 adorable puppies that romp into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:31 |
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haveblue posted:According to the story, after killing the dog and the goat she realized she had an audience and had to stop There's a different section where she tells the story about her father killing one of his employee's cats and serving it to the employee Coriolanus style as a hilarious prank.
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:32 |
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Staluigi posted:legit question for woke americans - how do i kill the 30-50 adorable puppies that romp into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play? The real reason for the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral.
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:33 |
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DynamicSloth posted:There's a different section where she tells the story about her father killing one of his employee's cats and serving it to the employee Coriolanus style as a hilarious prank. Uh...what?
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:53 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1784007783693557947 oh no she's lost the... dog killer vote? by killing a dog? actually I'm confused here
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:00 |
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Staluigi posted:legit question for woke americans - how do i kill the 30-50 adorable puppies that romp into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play? the police have got your back
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:06 |
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Tatsuta Age posted:oh no she's lost the... dog killer vote? by killing a dog? actually I'm confused here Vehicular dogslaughterer
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:09 |
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DynamicSloth posted:There's a different section where she tells the story about her father killing one of his employee's cats and serving it to the employee Coriolanus style as a hilarious prank. Shocked that politician and her family turn out to be hosed up sociopaths Also if he's still alive, I hope he is killed in an incredibly painful and brutal way, preferably by a mountain lion
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:21 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Imagine working in a quarry and you see a woman walk her dog up to the edge, shoot it, then kick it's body down the hill. Then when you're trying to see if anyone else saw that poo poo, she walks back up with a goat and does the same thing. Also she misses with one of the shots and has to go back to her car to reload
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:40 |
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So she's a bad shot too? Just lost the gun lobby.
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:46 |
Maybe she forgot to turn on "invert y-axis"
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:47 |
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CPColin posted:Also she misses with one of the shots and has to go back to her car to reload How can you shoot (at) two animals and need to reload? Did she only load two bullets?
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:57 |
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Fuschia tude posted:How can you shoot (at) two animals and need to reload? Did she only load two bullets? Yes. She kills the dog, then the goat moves at the wrong moment and she just wounds it, but she only brought two shells from her truck. She has to go back and get another while the goat is bleeding out in the gravel pit and the construction guys are watching
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:05 |
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Professor Beetus posted:Next time someone insists that the Noem thing won't "budge the base" it'd be nice to see some evidence of significant number of supporters defending her, because the evidence is solidly against it right now. As goes catturd2, so goes the Republican party "What people are talking about on Twitter" is not "will this politician suffer any electoral consequences" Republicans are pretty famous for not giving a poo poo how hosed up their politicians are when it comes to voting for them.
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:15 |
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yeah but it probably kills her vp chances
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:18 |
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In 2024 america you can do whatever and still get elected, she could be gunning down puppies on a livestream and she'd get re-elected governor and also vp pick.
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:19 |
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FLIPADELPHIA posted:"What people are talking about on Twitter" is not "will this politician suffer any electoral consequences" Ehhhh...I'm not sure. "Remember when she bragged about killing a puppy in a gravel pit?" is a pretty strong message coming from any opponent, whether in a GOP primary or a race for whatever position. It's also very difficult for her to defend against - there are too many articles out there on top of the book she authored. It took a long time for Michael Vick to rehab his image, and it will never be completely rehabilitated.. That's the closest comparison I can think of, personally.
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:33 |
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FLIPADELPHIA posted:"What people are talking about on Twitter" is not "will this politician suffer any electoral consequences" I'll toxx right now that she doesn't survive her next primary. The next MAGA person down the line could be a ham sandwich running against Kristi "puppy killer" Norm and win e: like this isn't complicated, most of white America cares more about pets than people on both sides of the aisle, she's cooked Professor Beetus fucked around with this message at 01:38 on May 3, 2024 |
# ? May 3, 2024 01:35 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 09:06 |
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FLIPADELPHIA posted:"What people are talking about on Twitter" is not "will this politician suffer any electoral consequences" The thing that protects Republicans is tribalism. Everyone I have seen would rather Kristi Noem not be in their tribe.
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:45 |