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mawarannahr posted:Yep. Look at this loving freak. why it lookin at me with them eyes
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3D Megadoodoo posted:One time I managed to really badly scare myself because I didn't recognize myself in the mirror and was too stupid to understand that that meant I was dreaming. Had this happen once but I was awake and simultaneously forgot a bunch of other stuff so I'm pretty sure I just got some of that post covid brain damage or something capitalism.txt part is it was like a month after I got laid off so I didn't have health insurance and haven't seen a doctor about it lol
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i am harry posted:it’s going to be a $20 fee to quote me you can send that through PayPal or Venmo Don't encourage number guy
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The only numbers guy who says anything worth listening to is 24601
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https://x.com/mu2myoc/status/1782755000105517241 I'm sure by the same standard he's offering free comprehensive 90 minute consultations to people who want to make sure he's up to snuff
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Owlbear Camus posted:https://x.com/mu2myoc/status/1782755000105517241 https://twitter.com/mu2myoc/status/1749893995654734174
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i'm not going to work for free and i'm not going to send in a cover letter or a thank you note for the interview
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bedpan posted:i'm not going to work for free and i'm not going to send in a cover letter or a thank you note for the interview Yeah most of the job application process just seems designed to make sure you'll do stupid busywork to soothe some jackass's ego
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When I applied for my current job I did do a cover letter and they said I was literally the only person who actually did that out of like 100 applicants and it made a great first impression. Also it takes 30 seconds to make one and you can just use a template (like I did). Thank-you follow up notes however, nah.
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Shame Boy posted:When I applied for my current job I did do a cover letter and they said I was literally the only person who actually did that out of like 100 applicants and it made a great first impression. Also it takes 30 seconds to make one and you can just use a template (like I did). I'm assuming 100 out of 100 applicants use chatGPT for that now.
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spechtie posted:I'm assuming 100 out of 100 applicants use chatGPT for that now. That would honestly take longer. You just swap a few sentences and buzzwords into a generic template, it ain't no thing
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ChatGPT hallucinated my cover letter and now I’m CEO.
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lmao cover letter gently caress you man *whips out dick* here’s all you need to know. yep and average work is what you’ll get. pig.
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spechtie posted:I'm assuming 100 out of 100 applicants use chatGPT for that now. This was like 8 months ago so ChatGPT was already an option and nobody was bothering with it 
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I've almost exclusively applied for public sector jobs (in Denmark), and they always require a cover letter. My version of this is one page of three short paragraphs selectively copied from my own previous applications, emphasizing and elaborating particular skills and experiences also mentioned on my résumé (which should never be more than two pages) and proclaiming their relevance to the open position. Based on the applications I've gotten to read from other people this is way way way more work than the average person puts into it. Like 90 % of applications were pure garbage; not even AI word salad, just barely edited but clearly human draft text from people with loving master's degrees.
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yes I made the robot write cover letters for me that I swap nouns around in no I shouldn't have to feel like this shouldn't be controversial in cspam of all places? (my actual hot take is that cover letters should be illegal because that sort of "cultural fit" "unwritten rules" poo poo is just applied racism)
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it's so context specific it's about as useful as "if your car is gray the insurance will be cheaper"
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They can't say it but they want you to affix a picture to the cover letter so they know they are hiring the right guy (male).
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 But what will become of your branding?https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1786141163822391319?s=19
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Oh no....rapacious capitalism might not take kindly to being anti genocide...
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Yes the future, one thing we know was looking bright before
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spechtie posted:I'm assuming 100 out of 100 applicants use chatGPT for that now. I used chat gpt to write the cover letter for my current job. Always had to edit them, but for vomiting up a big pile of useless corporate speak text that no one will read, it was great.
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The whole job recruitment process is dumb as poo poo, you really can't tell if you're getting a good employee before they've been there for a few months at least. Danish custom is to always have cover letters, which are more accurately translated as applications. Luckily there's a way to avoid them: nepotism and its friend "I know this guy". Really cool if you don't know any guys.
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Work on your handshake 
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Work on the company server's handshake to spoof it properly when you upload your CV to the accepted pile
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Panfilo posted:
Won't somebody think of the personal braaaaaands?!
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Do not oppose me, think about your future in the regime
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Oh no, my personal brand is associated with opposition to genocide!
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jeebus bob posted:I've almost exclusively applied for public sector jobs (in Denmark), and they always require a cover letter. most people apply for jobs when they're annoyed and desperate at their current job. it's just something you do to feel better sometimes.
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Shame Boy posted:When I applied for my current job I did do a cover letter and they said I was literally the only person who actually did that out of like 100 applicants and it made a great first impression. Also it takes 30 seconds to make one and you can just use a template (like I did). I think about this sometimes but I still refuse on principal to supply a cover letter
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spechtie posted:
 this is like the other side of the coin of restaurants losing massive amounts of business and having nearly empty dinning rooms despite having booked every table in reservations because people are reserving every table in popular places to then sell the reservations online
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:most people apply for jobs when they're annoyed and desperate at their current job. it's just something you do to feel better sometimes. But if that application is unlikely to get you an interview, what's the point? Do you derive satisfaction from the symbolic act of pressing send on a web form?
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jeebus bob posted:But if that application is unlikely to get you an interview, what's the point? Do you derive satisfaction from the symbolic act of pressing send on a web form? I do when the send buttons are called "post" or "reply"
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Ruffian Price posted:Do not oppose me, think about your future in the regime This only seems like a valid threat in an already bloated job field. Like sure, under capitalism nobody is indispensable but in the climate of 'nobody wants to work!' how many fields are actually gonna give a poo poo? Is some kid who got conked on the head by LAPD really gonna need to worry that Holden McBloodfeast III is totally throwing her resume in the trash? I see a lot of responses on Twitter about this, people saying "what's the point of covering up with masks the panopticon we're living in ensures they'll be identified and never have meaningful work again". Of course they're saying this wishfully, hoping the protestors receive a lifetime of punishment and suffering for their actions. I think it's also kind of a cope, since they'd assume people aren't going to do anything too extreme. After all, they have their CAREERS to think about! But if that's not a disincentive nor is violence then they have nothing to stop people from continuing to agitate for their causes.
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pro tip: just be tall and handsome and part of the ingroup, its super easy to get a job
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