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mystes posted:well that was dumb quote:used to be part of the medical work force before making some decisions i don't entirely agree with. Probably found out animals get vaccines too. Edit: Well that should teach me to refresh before posting. It won’t though.
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AITA for not hosting a party for my sisters baby sprinkle after my home was damaged by her gender reveal party?quote:AITA I 36 female have a sister 34 that is calling me selfish and rude for not allowing her to have her baby sprinkle at my home.
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3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 08:49 on May 3, 2024 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for not hosting a party for my sisters baby sprinkle after my home was damaged by her gender reveal party? Dear Reddit, my sister is an emotionally manipulative rear end in a top hat who's previous parties have damaged and disrespected my house. Am I an rear end in a top hat for not immediately bending over backwards for her again? Ps: what the gently caress is a "baby sprinkle"?
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# ? May 3, 2024 08:49 |
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Yeah, I wanna know what a sprinkle is,too.
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# ? May 3, 2024 08:50 |
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Its what happens when you run a test baby through the fire suppression system to make sure it all works
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Yeah, I wanna know what a sprinkle is,too. It's a baby shower when you're a beggar that can't afford to throw a proper one.
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# ? May 3, 2024 08:56 |
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How many baby parties do they have in the states? One is reasonable, yay baby! More than that is… yeah we know, you’re having a baby. We did this last month. Get back to me when you’ve had the baby and you’re ready to take the baby out and about, like the first birthday. (Unless it’s a particularly close friend/family baby, and they’ve had their first shots already)
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Dippin Tots
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:14 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Yeah, I wanna know what a sprinkle is,too. Shithouse Dave posted:How many baby parties do they have in the states?
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:15 |
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mystes posted:If they're specifically asking for the MIL to bake 1000+ cookies from scratch and she doesn't want to do it then they're the rear end in a top hat You do know that instead of saying "if" you could simply read the post that everybody else is talking about, right?
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:27 |
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A baby sprinkle is the first time a baby pisses on you, obviously
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:49 |
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Farg posted:you need to take marriage more seriously You need to have a day full of farts, so many farts. Marriage is a contract, only this one requires you to additionally swear before God with a minister which is some cultural baggage bullshit. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 11:41 on May 3, 2024 |
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Anyway, content: AITA for not going to another restaurant after my boyfriend refused to order from where I stopped? quote:Earlier today I asked my boyfriend to go with me to run some errands. When we finished I was hungry and picked a Mexican restaurant for lunch. It was more of an authentic place which I absolutely loved but my boyfriend said nothing looked appealing. He gave me money for my meal and said he was going to go to a place down the street. 10 minutes later he's back because the place had a really long wait time. Huh wtf guy, why don't you wanna eat Mexican food- commenter in the reddit thread posted:Which is how often [Ed: you are eating Mexican food]? Your response makes it seem like you usually invite him over to eat. And every time, it's Mexican food. OP posted:Probably 3-4 times a week counting our weekly meal out with my parents.
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# ? May 3, 2024 11:48 |
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I accidentally farted on a first date and she walked out in the middle of dinnerquote:I met this girl a couple of weeks ago and I’ve never hit it off with anyone like this. Extremely attractive, funny, we loved all the same things Everything was perfect. However, she kept mentioning all of her “pet peeves”…. Some of which are unforgivable and instant deal breakers Walked out in the middle of a first date because he farted and lied about it. quote:This is the other side of the story because my date posted his version here about a month ago and I just found out.
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artsy fartsy posted:I accidentally farted on a first date and she walked out in the middle of dinner This is like Rashomon
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Yeah, I wanna know what a sprinkle is,too. I'm pretty sure the first baby gets a shower. A sprinkle is just a smaller party for later siblings because the person likely doesn't need a new everything (high chair, car seat, sippy cups are already there) but some new clothes, diapers, etc. help.
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keep punching joe posted:This is like Rashomon I happened to be sitting behind the OP during this incident. His fart was so strong that it left ripples in my soup. And then he started scooting around like a dog with worms.
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keep punching joe posted:This is like Rashomon More like Rashobum
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aardwolf posted:You do know that instead of saying "if" you could simply read the post that everybody else is talking about, right? But I can post the comment where op explained that that's what the fiance said she meant even though that may not be the normal cookie table tradition again for like the 10th time if you can't be bothered to actually read mystes fucked around with this message at 12:59 on May 3, 2024 |
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artsy fartsy posted:I accidentally farted on a first date and she walked out in the middle of dinner Not gonna lie I went to the grauniad website to see if this was from there
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[quote=""StrangersInTheNight" post="] I hope your day is full of farts, and your evening too.⁶ [/quote] An evening full of fartssounds like a jolly fun time to me
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Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I madequote:I (20 F) lost my virginity to my boyfriend (35 M) a couple days ago. I knew that going in I was going to be nervous and clumsy. The sex was pretty awkward and sometimes it hurt so I had to ask him to stop a bit. He did cum but I couldn't cum probably due to nerves. Anyway the next day I woke up to a text from him basically listing the things I did wrong during sex. This is the text:
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# ? May 3, 2024 14:49 |
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Kibayasu posted:Probably found out animals get vaccines too. If this is the reason why she ditched the vet tech training I will lol forever the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made
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the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made I almost posted this the other day but it made me too fuckin' mad. That age gap is so telling.
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the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made Don't ever have sex with this shitbag again, problem solved! Edit: Also "Let me try what I want. Not letting me ruins the mood" lmao. Feed this fucker into the woodchipper feet first.
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the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made Mansophere RooshV bullshit still running wild out there huh. On top of all the "let me do abuse" stuff, this fuckwit can't count past six.
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the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made this is awful and made me feel sad to read.
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the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made "Whether you want to engage in particular activities doesn't matter, and don't tell me if you object to something I'm doing" is certainly a take on consent. Most of the list is just fairly standard 'dude's an rear end in a top hat' stuff, but that bit should be extremely worrying to her.
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Yeah but this guy's rear end in a top hat, sparkling clean!
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:10 |
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I know the person wasn’t a minor but it’s still predatory behavior.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:"Whether you want to engage in particular activities doesn't matter, and don't tell me if you object to something I'm doing" is certainly a take on consent. Most of the list is just fairly standard 'dude's an rear end in a top hat' stuff, but that bit should be extremely worrying to her.
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:12 |
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Found a post that's almost assuredly bait, so I'm not gonna post the whole thing. But their fake setup is absolutely absurd.quote:I 26F just gave birth to my son two months ago. My Husband Devin (34M) and I have a prenup that dictates that I am to receive a gift upon the birth of a child that is biologically ours, called a "bump gift", it may seem a bit silly but a lot of his work friends also have this clause because "She does all the hard work building the baby, a whole 9 almost 10 months, that is worthy of a gift." To keep the legitimacy of the clause it requires a paternity test before it takes effect. My husband works in stock trading and makes very good money so I can afford to stay at home, though I do work remotely as a marketing and data analyst.
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"you're not a virgin anymore, so act like it" is getting me. Coupled with the rest of it, he just sees her as a sex doll whose job is to applaud him. She should send him a list.
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the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made Don’t tell a guy to stop? Girl, run.
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Kurieg posted:Found a post that's almost assuredly bait, so I'm not gonna post the whole thing. But their fake setup is absolutely absurd.
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DreamingofRoses posted:Don’t tell a guy to stop? Girl, run. Biggest red flag among a litany of them. She asked him to stop a bit (not even fully, though that would have been her right too obviously) because it hurt, and he has the temerity to tell her off for it? loving reprehensible.
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keep punching joe posted:This is like I Think You Should Leave
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the holy poopacy posted:Had sex for the first time ever with my boyfriend but he texted me the day after with a "list" of the mistakes I made Yeah, I think I saw this one on the twoXchromosomes subreddit and gently caress me running if every other post there isn't a variation of "my boyfriend did <legal textbook definition of violent sexual assault> to me, should I feel bad about maybe overreacting?" Maybe post less stories like this please. Stuff that's just on the 'relentlessly awful' side of the scale without registering on the 'particularly funny or interesting' side is just misery pornography.
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