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OwlFancier, crispix)
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smellmycheese posted:lol and lmao Hm... How can they be sure that ID-less man is Boris Johnson? E: 231 is the number of cubic inches in a US liquid gallon.
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:24 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:59 |
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Lady Demelza posted:Can you still be a politician from a prison cell for publishing upskirting photos? Lozza is appreciative of getting a single vote
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:25 |
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Fox has directly attacked so many individuals and subsections of society, it's hardly surprising that there are a lot of people who feel a collective schadenfreude watching him Glinner his life away (but in an 'ordered from Wish' way). e: LMAO, Piss Morgan is having a stopped clock moment https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1786049271579512957 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:36 on May 2, 2024 |
# ? May 2, 2024 22:26 |
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After all that, cold reboot of sky box, all my channels came back. Must have been a temporary glitch. Couldn't find anything saying SkyHD was disappearing just yet. (First world problems).
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:39 |
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Microplastics posted:
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:45 |
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FT hack also caught out lol
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:46 |
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TACD posted:Wait, what? Where is that hidden?
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:50 |
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I got poo poo-all sleep last night thanks to a burgeoning cold and the thunderstorms. I'm winding down for bed now... and the thunder just started up again
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:51 |
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Paladinus posted:Hm... How can they be sure that ID-less man is Boris Johnson? Pick 3 random local children. If at least 1 has matching blond unkempt hair, it's Bojo.
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:54 |
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TACD posted:Wait, what? Where is that hidden? It’s only on the android awful app
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:57 |
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Voted. But mum and dad didn't because they have only police commission people to vote for and they said "we don't think it should be an elected position, so we aren't voting for it"
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:03 |
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Ah, I didn’t realise the Android and iOS apps were so different
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:03 |
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fuctifino posted:I've been in a flirty online relationship with a local woman for a few months, and we were planning on actually meeting up in person this week. Tonight she shared a 'GET KHAN OUT!' graphic from a literal white supremacist's account. I asked her if she meant to have shared it, as my own crippled fingers have shared embarrassing stuff by accident over the years when keeping an eye on the far right. Condolences on the lovely result there man.
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:07 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:It’s only on the android awful app There’s an old issue for it looking at it, will look at it Sunday if I get the time, not contributed to this yet so will need to read through stuff
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:08 |
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smellmycheese posted:FT hack also caught out lol I knew this and I'm the dumbest mf ever. How come a big brain FT journalist doesnt know it?
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:35 |
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Mf thinks being a journalist makes him important
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:42 |
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keep punching joe posted:I knew this and I'm the dumbest mf ever. How come a big brain FT journalist doesnt know it? Journalists think they're super special and probably don't realise that a "press card" is as valid a form of ID as a Taylor Swift fan club card in most situations. edit: In a Venn diagram of "passports" and "press cards" the bit with "valid ID for voting" in is not in the intersection.
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:44 |
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showing a press card should disenfrachise you, if anything.
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:55 |
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Look at this hosed up map
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:56 |
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I don't know if I'm more worried for Italy or North Macedonia.
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:58 |
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we have guilt tripping charity ads on ulster television that show the poor constipated friggers south of the border struggling away on toilet
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:03 |
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just five pounds a month can buy cathal and his housemates enough off-brand all-bran to keep them regular and stop them suffering from excruciating piles please, please, give what you can
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:05 |
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Figures all the colonizers would poo poo more than the rest of Europe.
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:06 |
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crispix posted:we have guilt tripping charity ads on ulster television that show the poor constipated friggers south of the border struggling away on toilet Yeah this is the one that confused me the most. I wonder if data exists where we can work out how to reduce ours and increase theirs.
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:07 |
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Guinness and Soda Farls.
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:08 |
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lemonadesweetheart posted:Figures all the colonizers would poo poo more than the rest of Europe. that's just people hiding in the toilet stalls at work multiple times a day while they doomscroll "uhh I was in there so long because I was taking a dump again!"
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:12 |
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I think when that last came up in the maps thread it is actually number of unesco world heritage sites, or something.
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:13 |
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If you aren't doing your amount per week, you hate your own country.
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:17 |
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looks like tories finished behind reform in six of seven sunderland council seats where they were both standing so far https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1786175886951113027
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:30 |
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happyhippy posted:Guinness and Soda Farls. Breakfast of Champions https://twitter.com/pintso_guinness/status/1785967320378077277?s=46 smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 06:21 on May 3, 2024 |
# ? May 3, 2024 06:10 |
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In blackpool south the tories went from it being their seat to nearly being 3rd place behind reform - quote:The big development happened in Blackpool South where Labour’s Chris Webb won the parliamentary by-election from the Conservatives with 10,825 votes
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# ? May 3, 2024 06:33 |
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In keeping with Keith’s character Labour are going to do fairly well, in a mildly good way, with lots of indications that people have no interest, or actively dislike his milquetoast, briefcase, forensic approach to politics
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# ? May 3, 2024 07:23 |
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Ah, local election results day. It's like that day in July where the football's started but only League 1 and 2 so everyone's suddenly really excited about Wycombe vs. Leyton Orient
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# ? May 3, 2024 07:37 |
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smellmycheese posted:Breakfast of Champions Our best Taoiseach imo
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# ? May 3, 2024 08:00 |
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Edit, that’s what I get for posting early.
Red Oktober fucked around with this message at 09:06 on May 3, 2024 |
# ? May 3, 2024 08:00 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Our best Taoiseach imo I just look at that and think Christ, bet that bloke never made it to the age of 50.
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# ? May 3, 2024 08:57 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:I just look at that and think Christ, bet that bloke never made it to the age of 50. Looking at older photos of men who have half a decade on me but look like they're turning 60 is one of the few consolations of ageing in the 21st century, thank god for all these microplastics keeping me in mint condition
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# ? May 3, 2024 08:59 |
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https://twitter.com/80sAging/status/1558884448187326465?t=O58q_pbc1svkoApkAlV3bQ&s=19
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:02 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/80sAging/status/1558884448187326465?t=O58q_pbc1svkoApkAlV3bQ&s=19 Guy on the left was great in Spaced.
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:08 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:59 |
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I think at least looking at things now Labour have done well but I would say Greens and Independents where there is a lot of positive movement. Early days, not one of those watch and see how things go it’s check news once or twice
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:10 |