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She should send him a sex list. 1) get hosed
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:30 |
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Ensign Expendable posted:She should send him a sex list. 2) not by me
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:32 |
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I refuse to believe it's real because I don't want to lose my faith in humanity today. But that list reads like it could be summarized by "be like porn", which is pathetic.
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:41 |
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Ensign Expendable posted:She should send him a sex list.
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:42 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I refuse to believe it's real because I don't want to lose my faith in humanity today. That was why I referenced RooshV, it feels like someone following his playbook from a decade ago.
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:43 |
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Breetai posted:Yeah, I think I saw this one on the twoXchromosomes subreddit and gently caress me running if every other post there isn't a variation of "my boyfriend did <legal textbook definition of violent sexual assault> to me, should I feel bad about maybe overreacting?" When these stories come up, the thing that gets me the most is the possibility that we never hear from the OP definitively breaking up with and leaving their abusers.
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:51 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I refuse to believe it's real because I don't want to lose my faith in humanity today. That was my first thought too. Dude played too many hentai games where once the hymen is broken suddenly the virgin fucks like a pron star.
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:56 |
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hopefully we can just infer that happened off of reddit because the alternative is too heavy for your heart
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:56 |
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Everyone on Reddit is telling her to GTFO of there so maybe she’ll listen
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:04 |
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DoctorTristan posted:Not gonna lie I went to the grauniad website to see if this was from there
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:00 |
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I’ve (F25) found poo poo stains in my boyfriend’s (M28) underwear multiple times... how do I approach this without causing tension? quote:i (25 female) and my boyfriend (28) have been together for six years. over this past year our intimate life has severely declined. The main issue I’m having is his hygiene. I personally am an extremely hygienic person. I shower every single morning and every single night and I have a strategic body care and skin care routine. (Not saying i wash my hair twice a day- im talking about a quick rinse off in the shower) Gross
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:16 |
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Ensign Expendable posted:She should send him a sex list.
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:32 |
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When the title definitely tells you everything you need to know about the post: AITA for telling my husband I won't live with his mom? quote:I, 35F, have been with my husband, 38m, since 2017. In 2020 we bought a house, 3 bed/2 bath for us to live in. We had a baby in July 2023.
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:33 |
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quote:I confronted him about it and he doesn't believe it was cheating and it was done for the "thrill of the hunt." quote:I found out that the reason my husband turned off his location when driving back from his mom's house in Florida, was so he could crash the night at his ex-girlfriend's house in Georgia quote:My husband said I was "his enemy" and was "wasting his mom's money" by saying that I wanted her to find her own place. quote:I want this relationship to work out
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:37 |
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List Guy is probably on a list.
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:44 |
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Mordiceius posted:When the title definitely tells you everything you need to know about the post:
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:52 |
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Still better than any Adrian Chiles column
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:56 |
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mystes posted:It's so much worse than just the title though. It's at least 3 posts' worth of bad stuff. I don't understand why she hasn't already divorced him. Honestly. That post is a comedy of tragedies. My favourite part is the MIL's boyfriend ghosting her, probably saying "no take backs" and laughing as he rides into the sunset. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 3, 2024 |
# ? May 3, 2024 18:00 |
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It baffles me how people can write up stuff like that up and then say "I want this relationship to work out" without a single moment of reflection.
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:18 |
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For poop guy the black underwear is a solution I never considered. It's not a good one and is just hiding it, but I thought it was clever.
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:36 |
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Mordiceius posted:It baffles me how people can write up stuff like that up and then say "I want this relationship to work out" without a single moment of reflection. quote:35F, have been with my husband, 38m, since 2017 "If I can fix it, it means I didn't waste a quarter of my life and have a child with this failure of a man that I hate" is my guess.
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:36 |
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Estranged Parent story from five years ago. Mostly notable for the fact that the Missing Missing Reasons are all there in glowing neon letters, yet the terrible mom refuses to see them. Bonus: includes kid getting ignored while parents have endless date nights and couples' getaways, one of my favorite weasel phrases ("No parent is perfect"), and a zinger of a final sentence. My son cut contact due to his stepfather. quote:I divorced my ex husband when my son was 11 years old. We had 50/50 custody. I remarried to my current husband two years after that. My current husband and my son didn't get along to say the least. Even when I was dating him they remained aloof with each other. My son was anxious in interacting but was still respectful towards. My husband saw dealing with my son something he signed up for if he was going to continue to be in a relationship with him. My husband still kept his distance from my son. Things got worse after we got married My husband would avoid my son when he came to visit. He soon started criticizing him and became harsh with him. It could be occasismally getting a snack from the fridge without asking or sometimes forgetting the lights on of his room. He said I should cut down my visitations with my son. I asked him why does he hate him. He said he doesn't hate but dislikes him. He hates the fact that he's introverted and awkward. My husband said he it's already enough that he tolerates him. He kept antagonizing my son. He would say things like he should he get a job during high school cause he is going to be out of the house at 20 at best. I always stood for my son and admonished my husband in private and told my son not to take it seriously in the heat of the moment. My husband laid off my son when I got pregnant with our daughter five years ago. By that time my son felt alienated. I admit I always prioritized my relationship with my husband over my son. I made more effort in spending time with my husband than my son. Whether it be doing our daily Friday date nights going out as a couple only every other weekends. We did more couples only vacations in a year than family vacation la not including the occasional weekend getaways. I understood this made my son feel second place. But my son didn't understand that eventually start a life of his own but my partner is still going to be with me. Yes, I could have spent more time with him but no parent is perfect and it's always a struggle to keep a balance. My son was became distant from me and focused on his studies more. That paid off at least since he got a huge scholarship for our flagship state university. He relied on student loans to pay the rest of tuition. He cut me off the day he was supposed cone back from winter break. He cut me off by email. He wrote this:
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:41 |
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For once in my life I want to be a reddit mod, so I can ban the idiots who see a woman talking about her boyfriend's poop stains and decide she's too obsessive about cleanliness
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:44 |
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limp_cheese posted:For poop guy the black underwear is a solution I never considered. It's not a good one and is just hiding it, but I thought it was clever. Get him underwear with a picture of Batman in it. Then if he leaves a poop stain he will feel bad for letting down his hero, Batman
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:46 |
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FMguru posted:Estranged Parent story from five years ago. Mostly notable for the fact that the Missing Missing Reasons are all there in glowing neon letters, yet the terrible mom refuses to see them. Bonus: includes kid getting ignored while parents have endless date nights and couples' getaways, one of my favorite weasel phrases ("No parent is perfect"), and a zinger of a final sentence.
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:47 |
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FMguru posted:My son cut contact due to his stepfather. ...the alley cat
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:50 |
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mystes posted:I think my favorite line in there is "I always stood for my son and admonished my husband in private and told my son not to take it seriously in the heat of the moment" Yeah, it's my 'favourite' too. What a horrible POS mother.
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Mordiceius posted:It baffles me how people can write up stuff like that up and then say "I want this relationship to work out" without a single moment of reflection. My entire life is a mess of epic proportions and so was my one serious long-term relationship. I just didn't talk about my problems to anyone because I knew if I voiced them, people would (rightfully) judge me for remaining in the situation and ask why I wasn't doing things differently. If people confronted me I'd have to confront myself (or confront their judgment each time we met up if I let things keep going as they were) so I just kept things a secret. So my hope is that by posting reddit threads, the OPs are at least willing to admit something is very wrong and maybe just need a final push to acknowledge that things aren't working out. But then again I am a bit too self-aware and there are plenty of people out there going through life no thoughts head empty, so maybe not.
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:58 |
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limp_cheese posted:For poop guy the black underwear is a solution I never considered. It's not a good one and is just hiding it, but I thought it was clever. When my underwear gets a poop stain I simply turn them inside out and wear them again.
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:06 |
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mystes posted:I think my favorite line in there is "I always stood for my son and admonished my husband in private and told my son not to take it seriously in the heat of the moment" Not to mention the pretzel logic of ignoring your kid because you know they'll eventually just up and leave you and then being shocked/heartbroken that your kid...up and left you.
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:20 |
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I don't think I've ever had a "skid mark" in my life. Do people just not know how to wipe? They do a couple swipes, see they're still scraping peanutbutter down and there and just give up? I mean, after reading this thread for years I know the answer, but I don't want it to be true.
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:38 |
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AITA for asking my Canadian brother's American wife where she got the stripper blanket?quote:I live on Alberta. Here strippers / peelers / exotic dancers are allowed to get completely naked when they perform.
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:39 |
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Tobermory posted:AITA for asking my Canadian brother's American wife where she got the stripper blanket? ESH except the wife, maybe.
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:43 |
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Biplane posted:ESH except the wife, maybe. mystes fucked around with this message at 19:47 on May 3, 2024 |
# ? May 3, 2024 19:45 |
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The guy is an idiot who goes to strip clubs too much. I took it to mean it was one of those "Mexican tiger blankets". You'll find them all over, at least, lower-income shops and even people on the streets selling them. Cheap soft blankets usually with images on them like tigers. Amazon says san marcos blankets
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:50 |
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Fil5000 posted:this fuckwit can't count past six.
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:50 |
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It's true, when Canadians want to be sexy, we put on a slightly more revealing parka
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:51 |
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CoffeeBoofer posted:The guy is an idiot who goes to strip clubs too much. I took it to mean it was one of those "Mexican tiger blankets". You'll find them all over, at least, lower-income shops and even people on the streets selling them. Cheap soft blankets usually with images on them like tigers. Amazon says san marcos blankets But I don't know anything about what blankets strippers might use
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:53 |
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ive lived in alberta and never, ever heard anyone refer to a fleece blanket as a stripper blanket
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:59 |
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I pictured a nice fleecy cobija, which is a warm and wonderful thing. And gives me an excuse to post this
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