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Uthor posted:Looking at the image on my phone far away: looks fine to control volume. Volume is the rocker on the other side of the steering wheel. Right?! 
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Volume is the rocker on the other side of the steering wheel.
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Fingat saved by panel gap.
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Krakkles posted:It's the horizontal button below source. My eyes I swear that wasn't a speaker icon the first time 😄 But why wouldn't you have those the other way around?
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Safety Dance posted:Good to know my penith is safe if I slam it in the Cybertruck frunk because the panel gaps are so large if you owned a CYBERTRUKK it was safe anyway on account of it not being long enough to stick into the panel gap
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hey so the lead cybertruck engineer (note tesla logo in name) has weighed in on this     why "learning algorithm" my loving rear end, it's an if statement and a counter
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The truck understands your intention to commit suicide, it will continue to increase force until you are finally at peace
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Sagebrush posted:hey so the lead cybertruck engineer (note tesla logo in name) has weighed in on this Why would you design something like this? Just make the loving thing bounce back at the slightest resistance. People are stupid and will put appendages where they should not, but lmao lets let an AI decapitate an unsupervised child (because this is what the end result of this will be)
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Nitrox posted:The truck understands your intention to commit suicide, it will continue to increase force until you are finally at peace
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Sagebrush posted:hey so the lead cybertruck engineer (note tesla logo in name) has weighed in on this let me use a real-life example of why this is the dumbest loving thing. My car has a key fob that the car is capable of detecting, the usual. One time I was on a road trip and stopped for gas. Going back to my car I decided to put my jacket in the trunk, tried to close the trunk and it popped open. Tried again, popped open. Tried a third time and it popped open. That’s when I realized the key fob was in the jacket pocket and it wouldn’t allow you to close the trunk with the key fob in it. So I guess on a Tesla the car decides you know better and lets you lock the fob in the trunk leaving you with no way to get into the car.
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I don't want my car to have learning algorithms for anything, and not in an old man kind of way, we've just solved that stuff with driver profiles. I don't want the car to always try to open the sunroof on the highway on ramp just because my wife likes to do that and the car just assumes that the sunroof gets opened on those by default
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Wait. So if you repeatedly 'force' the frunk to close at what point does the motor burn out if it can't quite get there? I mean it's a learning algorithm and my guy just said it'll try because it thinks that's what you want.
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lmao at absolutely everything surrounding the cybertruck. There is nothing it has that isn't a perfectly written joke with perfect delivery, every time.
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Sagebrush posted:hey so the lead cybertruck engineer (note tesla logo in name) has weighed in on this *sigh* And you just know a bunch of other car makers are going to copy this stupidity
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Sagebrush posted:hey so the lead cybertruck engineer (note tesla logo in name) has weighed in on this Well we now have something infinitely funnier than a guillotine.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:So I guess on a Tesla the car decides you know better and lets you lock the fob in the trunk leaving you with no way to get into the car. note that this is also contrary to ol' musky's moronic personal precept that the user doesn't know what they want and their input is always wrong: 
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Frunk Pinch was the worst of the force powers
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It's almost like anyone talking for tesla is full of poo poo
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That is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
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BRB. Going to invent a cyber trukkkkkkkk frunk wood splitter attachment
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ili posted:That is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever seen. He's just projecting
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I told my car to go to the store in error. Thankfully it took me to the white pride march instead. Thanks Elon!
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pinchin big frunks
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How many shrimp will fit in the frunk? Will the frunk close harder and harder if I overpack the shrimp inside until it mushes them and the ice they're packed in into a goopy paste?
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So many shrimp, it'll get iodine poisoning.
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Sagebrush posted:note that this is also contrary to ol' musky's moronic personal precept that the user doesn't know what they want and their input is always wrong: famously this idiot almost killed himself driving a McLaren F1 without insurance imagine all the other alternate universes where this idiot succeeded
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OBAMNA PHONE posted:famously this idiot almost killed himself driving a McLaren F1 without insurance we are in the bad place
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OBAMNA PHONE posted:famously this idiot almost killed himself driving a McLaren F1 without insurance 
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wesleywillis posted:So many shrimp, it'll get iodine poisoning. Interior pachyderm hippopotamus My tesla drives into firetrucks autonomous
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maximum IT brain if support ticket, then label user error & close ticket
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orange juche posted:Why would you design something like this? Just make the loving thing bounce back at the slightest resistance. People are stupid and will put appendages where they should not, but lmao lets let an AI decapitate an unsupervised child (because this is what the end result of this will be) No but you see for some customers it’s very important for the trunk to be able to firmly close even if there is something yielding stuck between the panels Just trust me on this ok
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NoWake posted:Interior pachyderm hippopotamus 
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NoWake posted:Interior pachyderm hippopotamus What's the point of calling it autopilot if you have to have your hands on the wheel?
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orange juche posted:What's the point of calling it autopilot if you have to have your hands on the wheel? Marketing
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OBAMNA PHONE posted:famously this idiot almost killed himself driving a McLaren F1 without insurance
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Chris Knight posted:Almost killed himself and Peter Thiel A sentence I never thought I'd say unironically: goddamn seat belts.
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Chris Knight posted:Almost killed himself and Peter Thiel 
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Chris Knight posted:Almost killed himself and Peter Thiel serious mark against the existence of a benevolent god who intervenes in human affairs
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https://x.com/jermhimselfish/status/1786743776053985591?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg
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