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My Spirit Otter posted:ive lived in alberta and never, ever heard anyone refer to a fleece blanket as a stripper blanket
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:02 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Anyway, content: That dude's guts must be absolutely wrecked, good lord
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:46 |
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Tobermory posted:AITA for asking my Canadian brother's American wife where she got the stripper blanket? I didn't know Iron Crowned was Canadian
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:52 |
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I was perusing boru and found a heartwarming one. Not sure if the first one got posted but I'm positive the update hasn't. I (15m) think my dad (38m) has a boyfriend, how do I support him quote:My mom died of covid in summer 2020 and it really messed my dad up. He was still working and taking care of me, but that was pretty much it, he wasn’t doing anything he used to like to do. And obviously he was busier because he had to take care of me all by himself, and he couldn’t go out because of covid, but still. Like, he used to like hockey and weird old action movies, but he stopped watching all that stuff. quote:This actually happened like two weeks ago, but I don't need advice I don't think so I didn't post anything, but then I remembered some of you seemed kinda invested in my dad's love life lol so here we go
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:54 |
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I think it is possible and probable that the blanket the husband got his wife was just a big blanket he found in a store or gas station he thought she would like, and the OP can only conceive of it as a "stripper blanket" because he is terminally stripper brained.
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:55 |
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major "that gamergate weirdo who was always namedropping his favorite stripper in every video" energy there for sure
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:09 |
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LOL at being so stuck on strip clubs that you think a common, mass-produced blanket that's sold all over the place is a 'stripper blanket' because some strippers use them in one location. I also think the husband just got a common blanket that wasn't ever used by a stripper to soak up "snail trails," calling them stripper blankets is about as sensible as calling the baggy sweats a bunch of my stripper friends would wear to and from work a 'stripper outfit'. I have seen the 'dad is dating Peter' story before and it's a great one to see again.
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:16 |
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Kurieg posted:I was perusing boru and found a heartwarming one. Not sure if the first one got posted but I'm positive the update hasn't. Aww. More poo poo like this, please.
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:20 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:That dude's guts must be absolutely wrecked, good lord Recently I found out there are over 100 million people that eat mexican food every day, not sure how they're even still alive at this point
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:21 |
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It's just food. What sort of gringo-rear end digestive systems do y'all have?
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:26 |
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Bruceski posted:It's just food. What sort of gringo-rear end digestive systems do y'all have? My digestive system is fine, as long as y'all don't serve me the spicy mayo (Hellman's).
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:35 |
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I am seriously baffled by people having GI problems from Mexican food
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:35 |
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remember that taco bell does not count as mexican food
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:37 |
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Just keep eating it you'll eventually build up a tolerance for it or you'll die of dehydration either way don't let that spicy food win
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:38 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I am seriously baffled by people having GI problems from Mexican food They are 1) lying, 2) racist
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:39 |
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OK, I found out what stripper games he's talking about and why he associates the blankets with them - in Alberta strip clubs they do a thing where strippers sit on blankets while patrons throw coins at their crotch. This doesn't really change the weirdness of calling the blanket a 'stripper blanket', but does at least explain what he's talking about. https://www.vice.com/en/article/nn9kdq/the-messed-up-story-behind-albertas-sad-tradition-of-throwing-loonies-at-strippers
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:39 |
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haveblue posted:remember that taco bell does not count as
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:40 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:OK, I found out what stripper games he's talking about and why he associates the blankets with them - in Alberta strip clubs they do a thing where strippers sit on blankets while patrons throw coins at their crotch. This doesn't really change the weirdness of calling the blanket a 'stripper blanket', but does at least explain what he's talking about. Imagine getting wanged on the clit with the loving edge of a Loonie 'cause of some stupid rear end tradition.
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:44 |
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r/relationships: Imagine getting wanged on the clit with the loving edge of a Loonie Also: Imagine four loonies at the edge of a clit...
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I am seriously baffled by people having GI problems from Mexican food Crohn’s Disease: 0/10, do not recommend
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I am seriously baffled by people having GI problems from Mexican food
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:OK, I found out what stripper games he's talking about and why he associates the blankets with them - in Alberta strip clubs they do a thing where strippers sit on blankets while patrons throw coins at their crotch. This doesn't really change the weirdness of calling the blanket a 'stripper blanket', but does at least explain what he's talking about. I heard about this from a bouncer in BC, and though they were joking. But I didn't know how disgusting this poo poo really was. gently caress you Alberta Modal Auxiliary posted:Also: Imagine four loonies at the edge of a clit...
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:57 |
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A shocking number of Americans get effectively zero fiber in their diet, so the beans hit hard.
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# ? May 3, 2024 21:59 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:OK, I found out what stripper games he's talking about and why he associates the blankets with them - in Alberta strip clubs they do a thing where strippers sit on blankets while patrons throw coins at their crotch. This doesn't really change the weirdness of calling the blanket a 'stripper blanket', but does at least explain what he's talking about. manitoba does this as well, its weird Batterypowered7 posted:Imagine getting wanged on the clit with the loving edge of a Loonie 'cause of some stupid rear end tradition. sometimes an rear end in a top hat will heat up their change with a lighter first.
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:00 |
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i used to go to strip clubs in oregon and never saw "stripper blankets" sounds like alberta's just hosed up
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:08 |
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Mordiceius posted:When the title definitely tells you everything you need to know about the post:
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:11 |
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I'm the stripper snail trail in the OP
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:31 |
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Stripper Snail Trial sounds like someone from FYAD that got banned 10 years ago
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:38 |
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Stripper snail sounds like a pretty offensive way to describe slugs
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:40 |
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Am I the rear end in a top hat for choosing to keep the kittens over my boyfriend What? Of course not, never give in to a "me or your pet" ultimatum. Oh, wait ... what's this now? quote:32 F and BF 33M, I recently went to the shelter and adopted 4 kittens. I was only able to bring one home but the other 3 which are all sisters could not come home with me just yet. I had to go back for them because they weren't ready. When I came home with the first cat my bf said in a low tone "no, I'm allergic. I don't like cats" I told him "you never told me you were allergic! I've been with you for 3 years. I've told you for over a year that I want a cat and I will get one sooner rather than later. In all those conversations you never mentioned this." He said he sneezes. But nothing happened when the first cat was home. No sneezing, no allergies, no rash, nothing. So I left the first and later came home with the other 3 cats. He blew up when I came home. He said I had to return the other 3. I told him no. I saved them and I will not return them. He yelled and said I had to choose. Either him or the cats I rescued. The cats have been playing all over the couch and rugs and his clothes. Nothing happened to him. I mentioned all this to him and he says the allergies will show up. He sleep on the couch where the cats were and the clothes. The next day nothing still happened. He still fought and said I had to chose. I told he just doesn't like cats. There's no symptoms. He told me the wedding is off if I chose the kittens. So I took off my ring and gave it to him. Left it in the table. He started to pack and grab his stuff. I asked if he wanted his clothes as well. He said yes. So I pulled all his clothes and left them on the rug next to him. Where the cats had been playing. He left. And called later to ask again if I would get rid of the kittens. I said no. Again no symptoms showing. So now I'm crying because I really did love him but I don't want the kittens to be separated and not have a safe home. I feel as though he's being childish. I apologize for not speaking with him first. I told him I wanted it to be a surprise and I've been talking about adopting for over a year and he never said anything. Never disputed and never mentioned allergies. It hurts but these kittens are helpless. They need a good home. Am I the rear end in a top hat for not agreeing to his ultimatum. "But I told him I was eventually going to get a cat, or maybe even two if they're bonded!" Randomly brings home 4 kittens with no immediate discussion or forewarning
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Troublemaker posted:Am I the rear end in a top hat for choosing to keep the kittens over my boyfriend
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Troublemaker posted:Am I the rear end in a top hat for choosing to keep the kittens over my boyfriend ESH, also don't just... have no input on your GF talking about how she is going to get cats for a year and then last minute say you have allergies and cats are a no.
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:56 |
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She's clearly set on steamrolling anything he has to say on this, so enjoy the four cats I guess.
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:02 |
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house of the dad posted:She's clearly set on steamrolling anything he has to say on this, so enjoy the four cats I guess. Oh yeah, she's clearly a giant rear end in a top hat about it. He should leave. But just not talking about it as a problem kinda sucks too. When your GF starts talking about wanting a cat, that's when you say "I'm allergic" or "I do not want a cat at all." I love how she thinks "working with him" is getting a cat and hoping he decided he liked it. That doesn't feel like compromise...
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:06 |
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Sounds like those strippers need to unionize. j
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:15 |
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mystes posted:Stripper snail sounds like a pretty offensive way to describe slugs My wife had never seen a slug before coming to the US. She was excited to tell her friends about the "naked snail" she found. That's what we call them now, among ourselves.
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:29 |
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deoju posted:Sounds like those strippers need to unionize. j Make the club cover the massive blanket costs.
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:31 |
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Like, she can be an rear end in a top hat for getting four with no warning, but she only brought home the one at first. He didn't go weird for four, he weirded out for one.
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:33 |
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AITA for telling my dad and his wife I don't know what her daughter is into?quote:My dad got married 3 years ago to Josie. My sisters (15f and 13f) and I live with full time because our mom died. I (17m) kind of stepped up because dad was never the most involved parent and after mom died he still wasn't great with parenting stuff. He got married again 4 years after mom died. Josie and her daughter (15f) moved in with us. So her plan for the last three years was to outsource parenting to her teenage stepson? As sad as this is, it's kinda funny just how moronic the dad and Josie are being here.
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Qylvaran posted:My wife had never seen a slug before coming to the US. She was excited to tell her friends about the "naked snail" she found. That's what we call them now, among ourselves. Is she from Antarctica? Where else has no slugs?
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