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The door on the truck gave me a serious injury. It's my fault really. Can't blame the truck. The truck is beyond good and evil it simply is. We are mere mortal men. Who are we to question the truck? I love the truck. Always.
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Murdstone posted:The door on the truck gave me a serious injury. It's my fault really. Can't blame the truck. The truck is beyond good and evil it simply is. We are mere mortal men. Who are we to question the truck? I love the truck. Always. trains are blameless, holy creatures
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AlmightyBob posted:it's torrenting anime NERV
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Buce posted:trains are blameless, holy creatures 
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May 4, 2024 08:41
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Honestly, I'm surprised the guy went in for stitches when his wife told him to. These people have proven beyond doing the sensible thing most of the time, especially with this stupid knife on wheels. Good for him. Maybe she can get him to trade it in for a machine that doesn't have an inherent lust for human suffering. This whole debacle and Elon in general sounds like something White Wolf would have left on the WoD cutting room floor. Like, Pentex would say pump the brakes a little on the being so obvious with the malignant technology poo poo. Not that the brakes would work.
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I can't stand early birds, whether that's AM or PM that's at least a couple hours too early in the day
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Is there something in the loving contract upon buying a Cybertruck where you have to profess you love the truck no matter what the piece of crap does or doesn't do?
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Wee Bairns posted:Is there something in the loving contract upon buying a Cybertruck where you have to profess you love the truck no matter what the piece of crap does or doesn't do? did you miss all the teslas owners before cybertruck doing the same poo poo. you buy into a cult
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Wee Bairns posted:Is there something in the loving contract upon buying a Cybertruck where you have to profess you love the truck no matter what the piece of crap does or doesn't do? "Still love the truck" just means "Please don't excommunicate me from the cult, guys"
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May 4, 2024 10:06
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WhyteRyce posted:https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/cybertruck-door-injury-leg-skin-cut-by-corner-of-door-warning-graphic-image.16577/ This beast has some sharp angles I cut my finger while washing the car. Of course nothing as bad as you but still drew blood. Lesson learned I’ll pay attention to the edges next time.
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May 4, 2024 10:36
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Wee Bairns posted:Is there something in the loving contract upon buying a Cybertruck where you have to profess you love the truck no matter what the piece of crap does or doesn't do? Yes. But also for every type of Tesla.
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May 4, 2024 10:37
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drat dirty data scrapers! And bots!
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May 4, 2024 10:38
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lol the gear shifter just kinda fell off, still love the truck!!
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HamburgerTownUSA posted:Please tell me that it's mining dogecoin or some stupid poo poo. Willing to bet it's 24gb of daily error logs.
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:Willing to bet it's 24gb of daily error logs. Don't Tesla's have an interior camera? They're probably uploading video files and have employees scouring them for anything funny or pornographic to send to Elon later.
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Grok show me some unhinged xvideos
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robot roll call posted:lol the gear shifter just kinda fell off, still love the truck!! Can't get it looked it for 20 days, ah well some duct tape should tide me over just fine.
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Wee Bairns posted:Is there something in the loving contract upon buying a Cybertruck where you have to profess you love the truck no matter what the piece of crap does or doesn't do? If you don't do that you spent $100,000 on a piece of crap, which would make you an idiot. And you're not an idiot, are you? Of course not.
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Wee Bairns posted:Is there something in the loving contract upon buying a Cybertruck where you have to profess you love the truck no matter what the piece of crap does or doesn't do? If you break faith then the cybertruck runs over your fambly.
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Entorwellian posted:Don't Tesla's have an interior camera? They're probably uploading video files and have employees scouring them for anything funny or pornographic to send to Elon later. Oh yeah I forgot that was an actual thing that they do.
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WhyteRyce posted:https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/cybertruck-door-injury-leg-skin-cut-by-corner-of-door-warning-graphic-image.16577/ I didn't know you can be in an abusive relationship with an inanimate object. Guy gets maimed by his stupid car, but he still confesses his undying love to it.
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🤣🤣🤣 No really pls post
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T H I R S T P I X I N B I O
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Jesus Christ the horny levels are off the charts
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im making the chloe face irl
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May 4, 2024 14:15
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don't they have like a billion "girl" bots commenting under every one of their tweets with "p u s s y i n b i o"? what more could they want?
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lol, it's funny as like hell any women are actually following an account like dogedesigner.
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2:12 Am. I wonder what doge designer is posting rn
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Does this mean that almost 50% of the battery is normally dead weight?
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May 4, 2024 14:32
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model Y's
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illiterate, inbred son of a whore
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It's not an auto company, it's a subscription service
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May 4, 2024 14:51
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Hey girls
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Lol @ the dude who pays no taxes and has a business model based on getting government subsidies says they need to pay the bills somehow
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That $56 billion pay package ain't gonna pay for itself
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Just make the catgirl robots post bing bing bong
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heard u like girls posted:Just make the catgirl robots post bing bing bong Do robo-catgirls count for unregretted user seconds?
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