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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
There's also a non-zero chance Freddie Prinze Jr. is full of poo poo

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


My sources are telling me that, surprisingly, all of these jabronie marks have somehow managed to shoot themselves into a work.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Benne posted:

There's also a non-zero chance Freddie Prinze Jr. is full of poo poo

He probably got the meeting, it's not hard to get a meeting if you are him. Hell you can be much less famous and get meetings.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Can’t believe the network with an established 5 year relationship with a wrestling promotion passed on a startup wrestling promotion.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

wasn’t freddie going to base his entire promotion around bray wyatt? who has he got now

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

wasn’t freddie going to base his entire promotion around bray wyatt? who has he got now

His back up plan was Killer Kross.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

he pitched his "reality-based" wrestling fed to Discovery specifically didn't he

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

JUNGLE BOY posted:

wasn’t freddie going to base his entire promotion around bray wyatt? who has he got now

Ethan Page now! :haw:

MassRafTer posted:

His back up plan was Killer Kross.

So his main idea and his backup were both guys who absolutely 100% were gonna wind up back in WWE in due time.

He is either grifting, or very very bad at planning. (Or both!)

a dumb moron fucked around with this message at 19:28 on May 4, 2024

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/PeterThrasher11/status/1786548766767731028
https://twitter.com/sunmofo/status/1786560495102632284

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

These people know fuckall about anything

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006


thank god Jade had that essential wwe training to find the hard cam so production could not use the angle at all

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
That was worse than her AEW stuff which looked like she beating the poo poo out of people

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
So according to these people the entirety of WWE training is "do things facing this way"

I mean that can be tricky to adjust to but I suspect that's not everything

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


The "work to hard cam" meme has infected the indies as well to the point that I've seen production companies tell guys to knock it off

this kid is nuts
Mar 30, 2016
WWE style is when they do everything right and wrestle good and sell™. All other promotions I'm afraid just "do moves".

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
WWE style is having the referee direct you to the next spot and tell you what's next and if you mess it up then it's the referee's fault?

https://x.com/peps_wrestling/status/1786835247457296696?s=46

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Miching Mallecho posted:

WWE style is having the referee direct you to the next spot and tell you what's next and if you mess it up then it's the referee's fault?

https://x.com/peps_wrestling/status/1786835247457296696?s=46

She’s only been doing this for 3 years, cut her a break.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

WWE is art, it’s not about the moves you do - it’s the moves you DON’T do. And Jade just sports entertained the equivalent of the Sistine Chapel.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Miching Mallecho posted:

WWE style is having the referee direct you to the next spot and tell you what's next and if you mess it up then it's the referee's fault?

https://x.com/peps_wrestling/status/1786835247457296696?s=46

She's no Yuma Anzai, that's for sure. He's not even been doing this for 2 full years yet.

this kid is nuts
Mar 30, 2016
I'm not familiar with the lady, but the fact that WWE fans think the Performance Centre will teach her how to become a better wrestler than when she was being trained by Bryan Danielson is astonishing

dracula vladdy AF
May 6, 2011

Big Dave posted:

The "work to hard cam" meme has infected the indies as well to the point that I've seen production companies tell guys to knock it off

on the other hand it has granted us psycho mike hardcam bit so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

A Fancy Hat posted:

WWE is art, it’s not about the moves you do - it’s the moves you DON’T do.

and that's why brock only does two now

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/JasonKPargin/status/1786780451094368749

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Uh yeah dude Drake is doing this for the publicity. This can only help his image.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gumball Gumption posted:

Uh yeah dude Drake is doing this for the publicity. This can only help his image.
Cornering the Paedophile Market

FinnDiesel
Feb 13, 2013


Why are Brian Kendrick and JD Drake feuding?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Selachian posted:



Here's the flag of the town I -- and MJF -- grew up in. (Not at the same time.) Yes, we have seagulls.

And Billy Joel!

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

guy who doesn't watch or know anything about pro wrestling but says kayfabe and has to also make sure to mention pro wrestling in the same post

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


https://twitter.com/CodysNightmares/status/1785868508955279503?t=ue1-ahoJQ5e2K5p2TR1wPw&s=19

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

haven’t really been following the Drake/kendrick beef but it was funny to see Leslie Lee three declare his allegiance to Drake

Wrestling related silliness:

https://x.com/heyheyitsconrad/status/1786922592177131674?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I'm Airbudding this

No rule says bad takes be about wrestling!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ALeavelle/status/1786964464459207123

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Lid posted:

Cornering the Paedophile Market

Is he gonna be the Pope? Gonna be hard to beat the Catholic church

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Have any of the thread regulars been riding WWE for not having a video package to introduce Tanga Loa?

Or is it only bad when AEW do it?

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
I think you know the answer to that

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Miching Mallecho posted:

WWE style is having the referee direct you to the next spot and tell you what's next and if you mess it up then it's the referee's fault?

https://x.com/peps_wrestling/status/1786835247457296696?s=46

They're going to have to come up with a women's trios belt just so there's enough people in the ring to carry Jade through a match

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!


https://www.wrestlingdoneright.com/

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I really love how these people all seem to be stuck at least ten years in the past with their Meltzer complaints it's very funny

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
He only rates on a scale of W to WDR lol

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VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

This match has been rated Wrestling, the lowest score possible

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