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It’s good to know he’s out there, loving an Ewok for all us sinners…
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wanna bet on a guy fuckin' an ewok, money plane
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May 5, 2024 00:36
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sometimes that ewok, he looks right into ya. right into your eyes. y'know the thing about an ewok, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. when he comes on ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
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May 5, 2024 00:48
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Ewoks are people eating cannibals. How they got whitewashed via the Ewok cartoon is a travesty.
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May 5, 2024 00:52
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Nobody ever really mentions the Caravan of Courage but I think it was actually the first star wars thing I ever saw and it made me loving love those Ewok dudes
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May 5, 2024 01:00
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redshirt posted:Ewoks are people eating cannibals. How they got whitewashed via the Ewok cartoon is a travesty. That’s not cannibalism, humans are a whole other species!! It’s just eating what they kill, a good and noble pursuit.
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May 5, 2024 01:32
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theyre also cannibals
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May 5, 2024 01:34
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sure okay posted:theyre also cannibals Where do they eat other ewoks??
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May 5, 2024 01:36
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Gripweed posted:The Japanese Cube remake is very bad. I saw this recently, it stunk! Dead last in the cube rankings. Nice to know other countries foreign language remakes can be total trash as well.
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May 5, 2024 01:37
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priznat posted:Where do they eat other ewoks?? When times are tough in the southern continent....
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May 5, 2024 01:38
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Happy May the 4th
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May 5, 2024 01:43
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sharknado slashfic posted:I've returned (sorry). Just found out Fallout is out. I'm going to hate myself but I'm going to watch it. I appear to have been wrong about this
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May 5, 2024 01:54
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Sunk Dunk posted:do you guys think anyone has ever gotten road head in a monster truck? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_KhOj_8t9Y
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May 5, 2024 01:58
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Dr. Thoss posted:
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May 5, 2024 02:02
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Kingo Ligma posted:Because my monitor is off poisonpill posted:Turn on your monitor Thank you! There it was
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May 5, 2024 02:09
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do NOT post misinformation about ewoks itt you fucker
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May 5, 2024 02:13
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Cube is a product of Canadian culture, other cultures just don't *get* the themes involved in Cube.
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May 5, 2024 02:14
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they don't have cubes in canada natively, they're imported from the united states
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May 5, 2024 02:20
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Sunk Dunk posted:do you guys think anyone has ever gotten road head in a monster truck? That sounds like something frakes would say on an x rated beyond belief
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May 5, 2024 02:28
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Ewoks, not endemic to the forest moon of Endor, find times difficult on the large southern land mass dubbed "Starvania"
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May 5, 2024 02:31
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Heh, watching Jedi on TBS and just saw Carrie Fisher's coke fingernail.
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May 5, 2024 03:00
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We let ourselves get lazy and comfortable and now they're rebooting The god-damned Maze Runner
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May 5, 2024 03:11
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you want to bet on a guy loving an ewok? money plane.
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May 5, 2024 03:11
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Baronjutter posted:Cube is a product of Canadian culture, other cultures just don't *get* the themes involved in Cube. They didn't mention timmies once tho
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May 5, 2024 03:15
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Sir Lemming posted:We let ourselves get lazy and comfortable and now they're rebooting The god-damned Maze Runner We deserve to be punished as a society
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May 5, 2024 03:16
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i agree, ewoks are disgusting monsters
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May 5, 2024 03:21
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Sir Lemming posted:We let ourselves get lazy and comfortable and now they're rebooting The god-damned Maze Runner
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May 5, 2024 03:24
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Watching the Empire Strikes Back with my girlfriend who hasn't seen star wars movies (but has seen the family guy parodies of them). Something about the Hoth stuff got me thinking back to the sequels for the first time in ages, and how simple and straightforward the OT was. There's some goofy moments with C3PO and stuff, but it's all played seriously. I was flashing back to that stupid joke opening the second sequel one (can't even remember the damned name), and how much poo poo they shoved in the third. The originals concentrate so much tension through these small scale action set pieces, combined with setting up the big picture and overall scope with well composed establishing shots and dialogue. The prequels feel kinda halfway between the trilogies, still played mostly seriously, but also crammed with action scenes that have too much poo poo shoved in them, and having that damned kid yapping in the Phantom Menace (children should be neither seen nor heard), and then the next two have all the dialogue fed through the wooden Hayden Christensen (if you want to see a great Hayden Christensen movie, check out Shattered Glass, a movie about newspaper reporting and fraud). I remember the first new sequel one coming out and it was derivative of the originals for sure, but felt like they had a good feeling for the tone of the originals, and some glimmers of potential with things like John Boyega and Oscar Isaac. Then the next two just had so many silly things and trying to escalate the tension through quantity. Then again maybe I'm just an old man who liked the movies he saw as a kid and doesn't care for new ones because they're made for a new generation that has been built off the backs of it. I don't think that though, it's the children who are wrong.
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May 5, 2024 03:31
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I was just old enough to see ESB in theatres and I remember being really stressed out by the whole Hoth evacuation. It was tense and kind of scary, especially once the stormtroopers (snowtroopers?) started getting into the base. I can't remember anything tense like that in any of the prequels or sequels. Closest is probably ObiWan dodging the asteroids and giant bombs from jango fett in attack of the clones.
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May 5, 2024 03:46
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piratepilates posted:my girlfriend who hasn't seen star wars movies (but has seen the family guy parodies of them).
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May 5, 2024 03:47
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I hate Star Wars
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May 5, 2024 04:09
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i babu frik!
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May 5, 2024 04:12
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Blue Raider posted:I hate Star Wars I wish we could have some Star Peace
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May 5, 2024 04:13
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Yeah OK fine I love Star Wars again
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May 5, 2024 04:13
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mystes posted:They should just reboot it as a tv series where they never actually get out of the maze A modern tv series would never get to the maze.
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May 5, 2024 04:13
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Bar Crow posted:A modern tv series would never get to the maze.
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May 5, 2024 04:16
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Baronjutter posted:Cube is a product of Canadian culture, other cultures just don't *get* the themes involved in Cube. You're not wrong. It's a distinctly Canadian movie even if it doesn't look like it on the surface. It's the weirdest crossover of actors from Star Trek, Stargate and The Red Green Show you'll ever see.
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May 5, 2024 04:34
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Blue Raider posted:I hate Star Wars This is smart. Wars are like super bad. Why can't people just be good and kind to each other. 
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May 5, 2024 04:37
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Arc Hammer posted:You're not wrong. It's a distinctly Canadian movie even if it doesn't look like it on the surface. It's the weirdest crossover of actors from Star Trek, Stargate and The Red Green Show you'll ever see. also war of the worlds the tv series, and dan aykroyd's psi factor
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canada is like the cw of nations
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