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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Or a cheesy sausage

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Drone_Fragger posted:

One of the medical companies that advertised at uni a decade ago had a rep who went into detail about how they had a calibrated machine to break the legs of sedated monkeys so they could work out both how much force their internal fixature thing they'd developed would need to resist in use then check if it actually worked on the broken legged monkies. Incredibly psychotic stuff and one of the reasons I didn't do medical mechanical engineering. Absolute ethical hell.

And you could probably hire willing human subjects who'd do it for the sedatives plus a little compensation. Not saying that it would be more ethical, but at least you'd skip the unethical animal testing part and go straight to the unethical human test part.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Counterpoint: the money spent paying them could instead be spent on more hookers and blow for the C-suite. Our hands are tied, orders from the top, send in Koko.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

I always love how the first reaction to situations like this is to try and catch or stop the 3000 lb vehicle

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

BiggerBoat posted:

I always love how the first reaction to situations like this is to try and catch or stop the 3000 lb vehicle

Listen, im 93% sure I could wrestle and beat a grizzly bear in a fight, I think I can handle one little jeep.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
https://i.imgur.com/PrhQIr3.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/eIdTDzq.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/tDuxnwI.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/69IzRum.mp4
Sound on this one
https://i.imgur.com/AKUKqLA.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Did I hear a paige no?

I was wondering how she got up there in the first place but then I saw the cans

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_scyrd3GQ521s1ddrj.mp4

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Megillah Gorilla posted:

It sounds so stupid, I thought I had to be understanding it wrong. But, no, that's exactly what it does.

Same idiot as last time puts larger and larger things in his trunk and counts how many times it takes to cut them in half:

https://twitter.com/jeremyjudkins_/status/1786446577965359598

the stains the oil and acid are going to leave on that finish. and you know the guy can't wash it or it'll void his warranty

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Boatload of trash dump trash in the ocean, get recorded. Now they’re getting ID’d and busted: https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/fwc-2-teens-surrender-face-felony-charges-after-video-of-boaters-dumping-trash-in-ocean-goes-viral/

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

KoRMaK posted:

the stains the oil and acid are going to leave on that finish. and you know the guy can't wash it or it'll void his warranty

The solution is simple, smear the whole truck in mayonnaise and salami grease to achieve an even patina

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I saw that video when it first came out and (1) why did they have so much trash on such a small boat? and (2) why not just leave it there and dump it in a big bin when they got back to land?

I just don't get people who litter, even less when there's no drat reason to be doing it in the first place.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I saw that video when it first came out and (1) why did they have so much trash on such a small boat? and (2) why not just leave it there and dump it in a big bin when they got back to land?

I just don't get people who litter, even less when there's no drat reason to be doing it in the first place.

(1) It's cool and fun to C O N S U M E

(2) gently caress it make it Poseidon's problem

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I saw that video when it first came out and (1) why did they have so much trash on such a small boat? and (2) why not just leave it there and dump it in a big bin when they got back to land?

I just don't get people who litter, even less when there's no drat reason to be doing it in the first place.

Pretty sure the discussion was that they were at a boat party where you all drive out to a point and meet up - between the party and the sandbar being notorious for wrecking idiot boaters, that's why they had pro quality drones following them.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



I follow a couple boat channels on Instagram and long ago came to the conclusion that boca raton is full of rich shitstains teaching their kids to become rich shitstains. I'm worried about the dude that filmed it, he's probably going to get some rich shitstain dads trying to retaliate.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

I know nobody else will have seen the unfrosted Jerry Seinfeld movie on Netflix, but John hamm and the silver fox guy show up as their characters from mad men and make a horny sales pitch for pop tarts.
It set a very strange tone e.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
Is that dandruff on the steering wheel?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

KoRMaK posted:

the stains the oil and acid are going to leave on that finish. and you know the guy can't wash it or it'll void his warranty

Prospective buyer: What are these sausage shaped stains on the frunk?

Me, sweating profusely: uuuuuhhhhhhhh........

St_Ides
May 19, 2008

mrfart posted:

Is that dandruff on the steering wheel?

Probably cigarette ash.

People who smoke in cars are the worst.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I saw that video when it first came out and (1) why did they have so much trash on such a small boat? and (2) why not just leave it there and dump it in a big bin when they got back to land?

I just don't get people who litter, even less when there's no drat reason to be doing it in the first place.

It's all beer cans and bottles, and the kids are teenagers, so they probably don't want to bring it back to where adults will see

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



They forgot one little thing...God a drone pilot is always watching

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_scyv4sXlM01qigfjt.mp4

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Street wine?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
wine made of street

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Like woods porn, but wine and on the street.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Tiggum posted:

Street wine?

It's like regular wine, except there's a 10% chance it'll make you blind or dead in addition to drunk.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Absinthe?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Enos Cabell posted:

French youtuber fills his bathtub with water beads and proceeds to get sued by the whole neighborhood after he flushes them and wrecks the sewer system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKg5fzIKeE

I don't think plumbing works like that

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
His plumbing sure don't work anymore, certainly.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Tunicate posted:

I don't think plumbing works like that

can never trust french plumbing

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Regular Wario posted:

can never trust french plumbing

That's-a right! :mario:

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Karate Bastard posted:

"Human In the Loop"

Mr. Elon is helping me close my frunk.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
This year the Utah legislature passed an anti-trans bathroom bill. It says that people must use the bathroom that corresponds to their birth sex in government buildings. It also mandated that the Utah Auditor's office investigate reports of violations of this law. An online reporting tool was created for people to submit alleged violations. It's going about as well as you'd expect.

tldr is: "We're lovely people who passed a lovely law and people are griefing it by submitting 4000 false complaints over a couple of days which the government is now required to investigate."

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



SubponticatePoster posted:

This year the Utah legislature passed an anti-trans bathroom bill. It says that people must use the bathroom that corresponds to their birth sex in government buildings. It also mandated that the Utah Auditor's office investigate reports of violations of this law. An online reporting tool was created for people to submit alleged violations. It's going about as well as you'd expect.

tldr is: "We're lovely people who passed a lovely law and people are griefing it by submitting 4000 false complaints over a couple of days which the government is now required to investigate."

Good!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Tiggum posted:

Street wine?

Pairs well with Street Beefs

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Spechtie, your posting is appreciated

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
https://i.imgur.com/TsoXGZo.mp4
Didn't see it coming

https://i.imgur.com/7gGzZfo.mp4
Didn't see it coming

https://i.imgur.com/GSFTGa5.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/QvCE61n.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/M417qSw.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/FjA3ooU.mp4

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna


can't spark there mate

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

caspergers posted:

Spechtie, your posting is appreciated
:glomp: i've had a poo poo day, so this is a very unironic glomp. <3

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pm5v7eaMgW1ufbwoc.mp4

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Nordick posted:

Mr. Elon is helping me close my frunk.

:hmmyes:

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