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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

So I asked mainly because of the rape part and then like 100 people posted about the “incest” part and glossed over the rape part, which is just as bugfuck mind-boggling as this trope existing in the first place. I don’t know man. It’s way hosed up to just casually throw out “oh no my step sibling is raping me” as a lighthearted joke but yet it has been happening on these forums for years and it’s almost like even with a spotlight shone on it the rape part isn’t registering as a problem to anyone. Also the impression I otherwise got from posts here is that porn sites don’t let anything rapey stay up for the sake of not encouraging it but they apparently let stepsibling rape fly no prob and am I in a parallel loving universe or something poo poo just never mind

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Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

freeedr posted:

So I asked mainly because of the rape part and then like 100 people posted about the “incest” part and glossed over the rape part, which is just as bugfuck mind-boggling as this trope existing in the first place. I don’t know man. It’s way hosed up to just casually throw out “oh no my step sibling is raping me” as a lighthearted joke but yet it has been happening on these forums for years and it’s almost like even with a spotlight shone on it the rape part isn’t registering as a problem to anyone. Also the impression I otherwise got from posts here is that porn sites don’t let anything rapey stay up for the sake of not encouraging it but they apparently let stepsibling rape fly no prob and am I in a parallel loving universe or something poo poo just never mind

The answer to your question is that you are living in the year 2024 and it's only gonna get weirder from here

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

getting "stuck" in dryers and under couch cushions is like the "baby it's cold outside" of 2024

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

dr_rat posted:

The person knelling down was drawn 7000 BCE than 5000 years later someone came by and improved it.

like those ancient people who found some Neanderthal cave art and decided it needed animal doodles



https://bradshawfoundation.com/news/cave_art_paintings.php?id=65000-year-old-Neanderthal-cave-art-with-Genevieve-von-Petzinger posted:

The ladder-shaped painting on this wall in the La Pasiega cave in Spain is older than 64,000 years. Scientists believe it was made by Neanderthals.
Animals, visible in a rendering made by Breuil in 1913, right, are thought to have been added later by modern humans. Image: C.D Standish, A.W.G. Pike and D.L. Hoffmann.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



I guess it doesn't register as a rape scenario because most of us have never seen the videos and assume the same cheesy plot as other porn videos:

:v: my what have we here
:j: help me out I'm somehow stuck in an aperture 3x my size
:v: I will touch your butt
:j: ohh what are you doing? *giggle*

Like the step ladder meme a page ago is very much playing to the male fantasy of "make the first move, they'll be flustered and coquettishly smile and nod".

Of course if we're being ethical porn consumers we should only read erotica and enjoy hentai, as some alarming % of live action porn has the rape happening when the camera is not rolling.

Funny pictures!











Oh nooo some videos slipped in

https://i.imgur.com/X1Ox9hW.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/JM994Rr.mp4

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Squatch Ambassador posted:

like those ancient people who found some Neanderthal cave art and decided it needed animal doodles



Is that a helicopter? Ancient Aliens are real

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
a friend is getting gas near whenever this is

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Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Empty Sandwich posted:

a friend is getting gas near whenever this is



Kumon logo is not impressed, as always.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I have been looking to get my reem cleaned for a while now

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

BrianBoitano posted:

It's the exact opposite. Don't have to sneak out of your house & into your beau's window at night if you live in the same house :v:

They dated from 14 to 16 I think?

E: I think the appeal is a few things:

1. Convenience / same house
2. Characters are the same age you were when your hormones first exploded
3. Fantasy of "gee what if, instead of being a pain in my rear end like my real sibling, my sibling was a ~pain in my rear end~"

I'm pretty sure it's still legally incest.

freeedr posted:

So I asked mainly because of the rape part and then like 100 people posted about the “incest” part and glossed over the rape part, which is just as bugfuck mind-boggling as this trope existing in the first place. I don’t know man. It’s way hosed up to just casually throw out “oh no my step sibling is raping me” as a lighthearted joke but yet it has been happening on these forums for years and it’s almost like even with a spotlight shone on it the rape part isn’t registering as a problem to anyone. Also the impression I otherwise got from posts here is that porn sites don’t let anything rapey stay up for the sake of not encouraging it but they apparently let stepsibling rape fly no prob and am I in a parallel loving universe or something poo poo just never mind

They're not ignoring rape. I think they just didn't realize you're so unfamiliar with porn tropes you didn't understand "oh no I'm stuck in the washing machine" is said with a wink.

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 18:36 on May 6, 2024

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

PYF Funny Pictures:

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm pretty sure it's still legally incest.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

freeedr posted:

So I asked mainly because of the rape part and then like 100 people posted about the “incest” part and glossed over the rape part

I'm pretty sure you're the only one talking about rape here dude, the jokes are making fun of the ubiquity of the step brother/sister trope in porn these days, which while incredibly weird also overwhelmingly end up being very vanilla porn just with some ridiculous setup (of which the 'oh no help me I'm stuck wink wink' is another trope that has existed for years, long before the faux incest poo poo really took off)

Butterfly Valley has a new favorite as of 18:47 on May 6, 2024

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Modal Auxiliary posted:

Kumon logo is not impressed, as always.

The next generation method of tutoring a kid

tutor: "C'mon!" :byodood:
kid: :geno:

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm pretty sure it's still legally incest.

They're not ignoring rape. I think they just didn't realize you're so unfamiliar with porn tropes you didn't understand "oh no I'm stuck in the washing machine" is said with a wink.

Yeah, it's like how "oh no, I don't have enough money to pay for the large sausage pizza" isn't an exploration of poverty.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

or "what am I gonna do with all these grapes?"

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Redneck Coppotype Harry Dubois

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

What is legality vis-à-vis lemon stealing whores?

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.

kazil posted:

Is that a helicopter? Ancient Aliens are real

Pfft, helicopters are primitive technology when compared with the Neanderthal's Nokia 3210.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

what a funny guy

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Kantesu posted:

what a funny guy

funny how?

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=56EsDMTnvkI

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I think everyone is completely skipping over the most confusing part about all these "step-sibling stuck in a thing" porn.

How does anyone get stuck in a washer or dryer? Like...the logistics of it don't make any sense. Just...get out? The opening of a washer or dryer won't magically shrink, and besides that, who puts more than just their arms in one?

Sloppy writing.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
They have vertigo and are also drunk and are also very very stupid

hot

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks

DrBouvenstein posted:

I think everyone is completely skipping over the most confusing part about all these "step-sibling stuck in a thing" porn.

How does anyone get stuck in a washer or dryer? Like...the logistics of it don't make any sense. Just...get out? The opening of a washer or dryer won't magically shrink, and besides that, who puts more than just their arms in one?

Sloppy writing.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

DrBouvenstein posted:

I think everyone is completely skipping over the most confusing part about all these "step-sibling stuck in a thing" porn.

How does anyone get stuck in a washer or dryer? Like...the logistics of it don't make any sense. Just...get out? The opening of a washer or dryer won't magically shrink, and besides that, who puts more than just their arms in one?

Sloppy writing.

In the original novel it was a top loader, but the movie production team made changes to script.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Seemed like a bottom to me

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Data Graham posted:

The next generation method of tutoring a kid

tutor: "C'mon!" :byodood:
kid: :geno:

A friend of mine was made to take after-school tutoring at a Kumon, and he swears that the logo is accurate to what being in those lessons feels like. Just sitting there with your capacity for joy or any other emotion save existential despair switched off.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Lemniscate Blue posted:

A friend of mine was made to take after-school tutoring at a Kumon, and he swears that the logo is accurate to what being in those lessons feels like. Just sitting there with your capacity for joy or any other emotion save existential despair switched off.

So it's school.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.
I was friends with a pretty well-known indie porn star for several years. She didn’t like taboo - the industry word for it - but she crunched the numbers and realized she’d be out more than a third of some of her revenue streams if she ignored it, so she looked at it as a necessary concession to the market.

There’s not a joke there, and it’s not all because of one weird guy at Pornhub, it’s just capitalism.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
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CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




dr_rat posted:

Oh yeah, archaeologist, well known for making people less horny :rolleyes:



He has no time for love!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Nenonen posted:

In the original novel it was a top loader, but the movie production team made changes to script.
The third book in the series where it was a dishwasher is where they really lost me.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Shut up about porn.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Funny mental picture: a squirrel in a little silly hat :)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Step-HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Shut up about porn.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Shut up about porn.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
DPAPH

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Caption: "Our power flickered overnight. Woke up to this"

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