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Liquid Chicken posted:Pack a decoy lunch - Fish sandwiches in McD's bag spiked with laxatives. Eat spicy food until you've developed a tolerance to it, then load the decoy sandwich with the hottest sauce you can tolerate. You either get an entertaining show or a delicious spicy sandwich, and any meetings with HR amount to "I brought a sandwich for lunch, they stole it, why am I here?"
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May 6, 2024 18:21
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Is this you?
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May 6, 2024 18:23
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pixaal posted:This is why you always put a tooth pick in the middle of the sandwich so you have to open it and disarm the trap before eating. You will find the thief when they yelp. if you work in north america it's usually enough to pack something spicy or remotely foreign looking
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May 6, 2024 18:24
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FMguru posted:Kennedy 2024 endorsement train just keeps chugging along: Would actually be a clever grift; pay to not be endorsed by Kevin Spacey. RFK forgot to pay the monthly fee
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May 6, 2024 18:25
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So Elon recently unbanned Nick Fuentes from Twitter. There was a Spaces and George Santos asked if Nick was gay. Fuentes gets upset and leaves the Spaces without answering https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1787474398204530851 
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May 6, 2024 18:25
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kazil posted:So Elon recently unbanned Nick Fuentes from Twitter. There was a Spaces and George Santos asked if Nick was gay. Fuentes gets upset and leaves the Spaces without answering He ragequit because his "I'm not gay, YOU'RE gay!" defense doesn't work on George Santos
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May 6, 2024 18:28
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Oh lord, please let George Santos driving Nick Fuentes off of Twitter be an actual thing. 
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May 6, 2024 18:28
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Serious_Cyclone posted:(Trump rounds the bases in a golf cart) Have you ever heard of a Bullpen Car? Edit: They used to drive the relief pitchers from the bullpen to the mound in one of these.  Edit2: Apparently they are still a thing in NPB, and somewhat over the top take on a Bullpen Cart. 
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May 6, 2024 18:30
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Anderson Koopa posted:Have you ever heard of a Bullpen Car? It's spelled Ballpoint Pen, and yes I'm aware of it
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May 6, 2024 18:30
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May 6, 2024 18:33
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Ah, there's my favorite congressman of all time- glad to see he's down but not out.
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May 6, 2024 18:35
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Anderson Koopa posted:Have you ever heard of a Bullpen Car? I put up with the Designated Hitter invading both leagues but poo poo's just getting silly now
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May 6, 2024 18:35
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kazil posted:So Elon recently unbanned Nick Fuentes from Twitter. There was a Spaces and George Santos asked if Nick was gay. Fuentes gets upset and leaves the Spaces without answering i dont know who any of those talking heads are. are they all mt rushmore candidates that will save civilization?
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May 6, 2024 18:36
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Squiggle posted:Direct/cross/redirect sounds stupid, they should call it crisscross examination criss, cross, apple, and sauce
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May 6, 2024 18:37
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kazil posted:So Elon recently unbanned Nick Fuentes from Twitter. There was a Spaces and George Santos asked if Nick was gay. Fuentes gets upset and leaves the Spaces without answering who listens to this poo poo?
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May 6, 2024 18:39
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Saw this guy today This dude just doesn't want teachers to take care of the massive lice infestation on his children. Absolutely no grooming!
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May 6, 2024 18:39
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X spaces calls get all of the speakers who couldn't land a gig on the latest CPAC or TPUSA tour
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May 6, 2024 18:39
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big nipples big life posted:who listens to this poo poo? Oakleys in a truck dudes and guys like Vivek
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May 6, 2024 18:41
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Toxic Mental posted:I could never serve on a jury like this because I would just fall asleep every single day like TRUMP! does Have you ever gone to a baseball game? Jury duty is like that but with way more excitement.
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May 6, 2024 18:45
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but you can drink expensive mass market adjunct beer(and maybe use edibles) at sports events and buy over priced junk food.
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May 6, 2024 18:46
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Saw this guy today why does his truck look like he groomed all over it
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May 6, 2024 18:46
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Gonna get me some jury nachos and maybe some jury ice cream served in a little jury helmet
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May 6, 2024 18:47
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This is from Playbook PM but holy hell DC is so far up its own rear endquote:WELCOME TO THE WORLD — James Gelfand, president and CEO of the ERISA Industry Committee, and Tegan Gelfand, head of federal affairs and public policy at Ferring Pharmaceuticals, welcomed Leonidas “Leo” Julius Gelfand on Friday. He joins big brother Ajax.
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May 6, 2024 18:51
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are there any articles about jury duty during the worst parts of Covid? like I did pre selection stuff on Zoom. 2 days of sitting in a literally virtual line to get excused and them being semi serious about having your cam on and to take this "seriously"
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May 6, 2024 18:53
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kazil posted:Gonna get me some jury nachos and maybe some jury ice cream served in a little jury helmet Ben and Jury's Tangerine Golden Ripple.
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May 6, 2024 18:53
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PhazonLink posted:are there any articles about jury duty during the worst parts of Covid? Not during Covid, but post Covid, I was selected for Jury duty. There are some random masks in the front of the room, and what I assume is an air purifier.
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May 6, 2024 18:54
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PhazonLink posted:are there any articles about jury duty during the worst parts of Covid? "Take this seriously" when you got this going on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH3Y_4wc0Ng
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May 6, 2024 18:54
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Nessus posted:Inshallah this will be loss.jpg making GBS threads your pants is often harder on the defendant than the legal team
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May 6, 2024 18:57
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Anderson Koopa posted:Not during Covid, but post Covid, I was selected for Jury duty. There are some random masks in the front of the room, and what I assume is an air purifier. Pre-covid, 1/5 of the room is coughing and sneezing. No air purifier or masks. Lots of newspapers.
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May 6, 2024 18:57
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kazil posted:So Elon recently unbanned Nick Fuentes from Twitter. There was a Spaces and George Santos asked if Nick was gay. Fuentes gets upset and leaves the Spaces without answering  Santos is the new Loomer?
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May 6, 2024 18:59
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This is from Playbook PM but holy hell DC is so far up its own rear end ...? The gently caress I miss?
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May 6, 2024 19:00
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Seth Pecksniff posted:"Take this seriously" when you got this going on I was wondering if this was the video of the lawyer making themselves a cat but instead it’s the other greatest Zoom trial involving “Buttfucker 3000”. Godspeed You, Buttfucker 3000!
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May 6, 2024 19:01
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nobodygetshurt posted:
Santos got elected to office, that puts him above Loom
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May 6, 2024 19:01
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PhazonLink posted:but you can drink expensive mass market adjunct beer(and maybe use edibles) at sports events and buy over priced junk food. Who said you couldn't do that at jury duty? You know LSD and its analogues are literally on a small piece of paper. Really get jury duty pumping
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May 6, 2024 19:03
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ManBoyChef posted:Who said you couldn't do that at jury duty? WOAH the defendant's nussy transforms into a dragon if I look at it like a magic eye!
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May 6, 2024 19:07
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PhazonLink posted:i dont know who any of those talking heads are. Just a venerable who's who of poo poo heads that really need to get the gently caress off the internet
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May 6, 2024 19:09
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Pre-covid, 1/5 of the room is coughing and sneezing. No air purifier or masks. Lots of newspapers. I was really hoping that wearing a mask when you are sick would catch on but you know how we are in the states....There is a large section of us that are straight up pieces of poo poo that care so little for anyone else that we desired our Applebees Boneless wings so much that we bitched and complained so much during a pandemic that the rightwing politicians made it a cultural touchpoint not to wear masks or believe a pandemic is going on. Who would think any of those fucktwits would wear a mask with the common cold. They got it. Everyone has to get it now. Chances are they didn't even need to leave the house but they had to go get something at the store and get all up on the service workers there.
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May 6, 2024 19:10
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Dang how'd the ghost of kenny rogers get wrapped up in all this?
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May 6, 2024 19:13
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:Dang how'd the ghost of kenny rogers get wrapped up in all this? He did not, in fact, know when to fold them
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May 6, 2024 19:14
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pretty sure applebee's and supercuts must always remain open is in the constitution. I haven't read it but I heard it on the radio.
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May 6, 2024 19:14
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