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I would be a little bit reluctant to rent it out to Philadelphia area businesses.
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SilverSupernova posted:Is he even allowed to call the robot Optimus? I'm surprised Hasbro hasn't sicced their lawyers or the Pinkertons on him over that yet. Optimus is just a Latin word, I doubt owns copyright to it
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May 6, 2024 18:59
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Optimus Subprime
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searching the daily want ads for any companies looking to bring on a robot that can slowly put batteries into a tray
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Dwesa posted:Optimus is just a Latin word, I doubt owns copyright to it you cant own words mannnnnn. also you can use the same name/word as long as your in different industries or whatever and theres no reasonable way for consumers to confused things with each other. also you have better lawyers.
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May 6, 2024 19:04
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Captain Hygiene posted:Optimus Subprime
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May 6, 2024 19:06
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Optimus Prime is a living being with great honor . Teslas Optimus is a gimmick toy. No one will be confused
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Captain Hygiene posted:
How does this gently caress head think businesses would rent out people's personal robots even in this utopian world where they work like I robot. It's a one-time expense for a company they can write off. It would be the end of human employment but yeah using it to raise chickens in your back yard lol. Small comfort when you're starving on the street because you don't own property. Maybe your robot can build you a homeless encampment.
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May 6, 2024 19:08
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Captain Hygiene posted:Optimus Subprime
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euphronius posted:Optimus Prime is a living being with great honor . Teslas Optimus is a gimmick toy. No one will be confused im pretty sure some transformers nerd is going to drop some TF lore and even the most pathetic transformer is less cringe than musk and his stanns
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May 6, 2024 19:10
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If the robot has the degree of autonomy and effective as they imagine, they’d be people and it would be immoral to enslave them Alternatively the robot would just refuse to work
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May 6, 2024 19:10
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you know, I actually want to see this. put this robot in a field with a box of hatched chicks and a pallet of lumber and tell it to go raise chickens. best case scenario is that anything is left alive when it's done.
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May 6, 2024 19:12
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Anderson Koopa posted:I would be a little bit reluctant to rent it out to Philadelphia area businesses. quote:HitchBOT then attempted to cross the United States from Boston to San Francisco starting on July 17, 2015. After two weeks, on August 1, 2015 however, a photo was tweeted,[12] showing that the robot had been stripped "beyond repair" and decapitated in Philadelphia.[13] The robot was located by some people who had been following its progress on its website.[13] The head was never found.[5] Frauke Zeller, co-creator of hitchBOT, was quoted as saying: "We can see on all our data that the tablet and battery and everything shut off at the same time so it must have been when they vandalised the bot."[13]
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May 6, 2024 19:13
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lol my man out there thinking you're gonna make passive income with your sexbot when, even at $20k, companies are just gonna buy them because why wouldn't they (I mean they won't because it'll never work but in his little fantasy world how does he see thing working?).
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May 6, 2024 19:14
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Tech bros are literally so loving dumb oh my god
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May 6, 2024 19:19
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is elon just going to keep firing people, thinking that if he does that tesla stock will just keep going up?
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May 6, 2024 19:19
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He has optimuses now. They can make the CT
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Vire posted:How does this gently caress head think businesses would rent out people's personal robots even in this utopian world where they work like I robot. It's a one-time expense for a company they can write off. It would be the end of human employment but yeah using it to raise chickens in your back yard lol. Small comfort when you're starving on the street because you don't own property. Maybe your robot can build you a homeless encampment. The bots will build the encampment sure, but when you then have the bot rented out on Tesla's Bot Rental app, the cops will use their free credits to have the bots tear it down again.
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Strong Sauce posted:is elon just going to keep firing people, thinking that if he does that tesla stock will just keep going up? Elon's gonna hire all the Optimus bots people buy to replace them, that way those people can pay them off and farm chickens or something I wasn't really paying attention anymore at that point but chickens were definitely involved
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Gatta love how the concept of farming always starts with "you don't work. you don't eat" to "Automate farming, so I can be lazy."
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May 6, 2024 19:23
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Optimus will be an expert at beheading but it's definitely going to mistake humans for chickens
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elon lay the eggs
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Optimus will be an expert at beheading but it's definitely going to mistake humans for chickens Optimus better "be heading" down to the factory to pick up some shifts and make me some money
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Optimus will be an expert at beheading but it's definitely going to mistake humans for chickens Beheading is too much work. Just pack humans into a single room and give them heat stroke. https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23963820/bird-flu-surge-us-ventilation-shutdown-veterinarians
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May 6, 2024 19:25
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Starting a chicken coop in my apartment, anyone wanna loan me 20k so it can slowly stumble and fall over while it raises my chickens for me?
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May 6, 2024 19:25
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Why chickens though? Surely tomatoes would be vastly more profitable
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May 6, 2024 19:27
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kazil posted:Why chickens though? Surely tomatoes would be vastly more profitable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Can we bring back slavery, specifically to enslave that guy and no one else? I think he's earned a lifetime of uncompensated chicken farming.
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May 6, 2024 19:32
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Also lol that the most wondrous and miraculous invention in human history would be $20k and someone would use it to farm eggs
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the future of optimus https://twitter.com/AndreaWBZ/status/627627830520770560
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kazil posted:Why chickens though? Surely tomatoes would be vastly more profitable I still don't understand scale Nick
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brb, planting 6,250 tomato plants in my back yard
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kazil posted:Why chickens though? Surely tomatoes would be vastly more profitable Is this guy serious or is he having a piss on robo chicken guy I cant tell and I don't know who he is? Also who the gently caress buys a tomato for a dollar wtf you can get like a whole vine for like 3 bucks?
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morningdrew posted:brb, planting 6,250 tomato plants in my back yard Sure let me pick the fruit off of my 6,250 tomato plants in my backyard by myself
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May 6, 2024 19:57
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Harvesting, planting, and taking care of tomatoes is zero effort it just happens, they even come off the vine in little plastic bins!
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Sure let me pick the fruit off of my 6,250 tomato plants in my backyard by myself You won't care when hornworms take down your entire crop in hours
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May 6, 2024 19:58
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How many tomatoes can the Cybertruck hold?
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I'm sure Tesla robots walking around in dirt and dust and rain and mud on a farm will last long enough to pay for themselves in eggs and tomatos
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:How many tomatoes can the Cybertruck hold? near infinite
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:How many tomatoes can the Cybertruck hold?
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