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Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Infinitum posted:

Imagine if you're a juror and had to pass judgement on a guy that constantly falls asleep during his own court case

“This guy is so confident of his innocence he’s able to sleep during his own trial! Not only am I voting not guilty, I’m going to send him money!”

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Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

No Truths during the lunch break :sad:

Threat of jail has Trump spooked

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

kazil posted:

No Truths during the lunch break :sad:

Threat of jail has Trump spooked

what a cuck

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

No Truths during the lunch break :sad:

Threat of jail has Trump spooked

No hallway chat either?

Man maybe this would work

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Next witness: More boring poo poo!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Dang how'd the ghost of kenny rogers get wrapped up in all this?

Michael McDonald is alive and well t:mad:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Just heard a clip of trump outside the courtroom, and I just feel the visceral need to reiterate what we all know:
goddamn, trump is a whiny diaper baby.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

kazil posted:

No Truths during the lunch break :sad:

Threat of jail has Trump spooked

Nah, absolutely not. Someone swapped his phone with some burgers.

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

PhazonLink posted:

are there any articles about jury duty during the worst parts of Covid?

like I did pre selection stuff on Zoom. 2 days of sitting in a literally virtual line to get excused and them being semi serious about having your cam on and to take this "seriously"

I was selected for jury duty during covid.

It amounted to a day of me on zoom with the phone mounted in a way that I was on camera the whole time while I played video games and was excused by 3pm and was done.

kazil posted:

No Truths during the lunch break :sad:

Threat of jail has Trump spooked

It will come soon enough. The lols need time to cook.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Trump will be all for a jail stunt until they make it clear he won't have access to his daily pampering regimen

he knows its over if he returns to court in an orange jumpsuit looking like a deathly pale Slimer with a single strand of hair extending from his mangled scalp to the floor

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Just get Trump on the stand already, he'll simply confess to the crime easily and/or perjure himself. Who cares about accounting!!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

STORMY DANIELS WHEN

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Toxic Mental posted:

Just get Trump on the stand already, he'll simply confess to the crime easily and/or perjure himself. Who cares about accounting!!!

the dang constitution getting in the way of that!

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

kazil posted:

So Elon recently unbanned Nick Fuentes from Twitter. There was a Spaces and George Santos asked if Nick was gay. Fuentes gets upset and leaves the Spaces without answering
https://twitter.com/MrSantosNY/status/1787474398204530851


Can you imagine being Fuentes's parents? "Was that your boy on the internet saying Mossad is forcing him to be a virgin?"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

kazil posted:

the dang constitution getting in the way of that!

Just tell him it will be the biggest, most watched ratings bonanza since The Apprentice and he'll eagerly agree to it

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Deborah just keep letting me know Trump had dealings with Vigo.

If I was Kristi Noem, I'd be making GBS threads myself.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Monica Bellucci posted:

Deborah just keep letting me know Trump had dealings with Vigo.

If I was Kristi Noem, I'd be making GBS threads myself.
The Carpathian?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

kazil posted:

the dang constitution getting in the way of that!

Tell Trump that all the cameras in the room will be pointed at him and he can give a riveting, powerful speech on his TOTAL EXONERATION and he’ll be punching Bailiffs and clawing his way up to the witness stand.

Doesn’t matter that there are no cameras in the courtroom, he doesn’t know that since he’s been sleeping and farting up a storm the entire trial so far.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Lol @ Nick Fuentes getting LOOMERED by George Anthony Kitara Ravache Devolder Santos

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Nessus posted:

The Carpathian?

Deborah Tarasoff/ Vigo Tarasov.

Vigo's son hosed poo poo up. Or Kristi.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



MrQwerty posted:

STORMY DANIELS WHEN

MICHAEL COHEN WHEN

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Probably not today as there are only about 90 minutes left

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Durf posted:

Trump will be all for a jail stunt until they make it clear he won't have access to his daily pampering regimen

he knows its over if he returns to court in an orange jumpsuit looking like a deathly pale Slimer with a single strand of hair extending from his mangled scalp to the floor

I feel pity for the secret service guy who will have to watch and make sure Trump doesn't get shanked in the Riker's Island showers. Not much pity, but some.

kazil posted:

the dang constitution getting in the way of that!

Trump has volunteered to testify and the constitution says that you can't be made to self-incriminate, not that you can't do it all on your own.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 20:02 on May 6, 2024

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nessus posted:

The Carpathian?

That's how I read it

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

STORMY DANIELS WHEN
end of season 3

greazeball posted:

MICHAEL COHEN WHEN
next season

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Edit: Old news, ignore.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

MrQwerty posted:

STORMY DANIELS WHEN

She’ll come at the appropriate time.

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

Random Stranger posted:

I feel pity for the secret service guy who will have to watch and make sure Trump doesn't get shanked in the Riker's Island showers. Not much pity, but some.

Now there’s a disturbing thought - do the secret service guys get to stand guard outside of the prison shower, or do they have to lather up beside TRUMP?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


lol if you sign everything in black sharpie

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Stoatbringer posted:

She’ll come at the appropriate time.

Phrasing!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Stoatbringer posted:

She’ll come at the appropriate time.

It's Trump, she won't be coming at all

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

FuturePastNow posted:

lol if you sign everything in black sharpie

Why wouldn't you?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
lol

Noem being asked for the thousandth time about the dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCUseHPDUvo

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BrideOfUglycat
Oct 30, 2000

Why the gently caress are the Krassenstein brothers participating in a Nick Fuentes thing. I thought they were leftists?

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