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Lot of companies forgetting people need money to buy what they sell
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kazil posted:Why chickens though? Surely tomatoes would be vastly more profitable The best part of this plan is you blackmail people into buying your tomatoes or within five years you bury everyone on earth alive with them.
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May 6, 2024 20:07
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Rubber Chicken posted:I'm sure Tesla robots walking around in dirt and dust and rain and mud on a farm will last long enough to pay for themselves in eggs and tomatos My robot broke after three minutes in the sun with out sun-mode on. Love. The. Robot.
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May 6, 2024 20:08
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Keep loving that chicken farming robot
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May 6, 2024 20:10
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Optimus will pay for itself organizing your collection of commemorative plates and porcelain thimbles!
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May 6, 2024 20:11
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Slotducks posted:Tech bros are literally so loving dumb oh my god that logic is the same logic as the tomato techbro. "derrr buy a pack of 12 seeds for 1$ and then sell 1 tomato for a 1$, you have 11$ profit and you buy even more seeds and grow and sell even more. derrrr im am the first human in the history of the universe to think about this. beep boop what is linear costs of land, water, and other support chemicals and time??" efb: beaten on the tomato bro.
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May 6, 2024 20:12
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My robot turned my chicken into buffalo wings while they are delicious these did end up being very expensive wings as this was an egg laying chicken and it discarded the rest of the chicken. 4/5
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May 6, 2024 20:13
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kazil posted:Why chickens though? Surely tomatoes would be vastly more profitable This is how tomato bukkake gets to America, a lolloped misunderstood heffalump of a thing, a sad 90 degree downward quarter of a thing in a dingy warehouse on to a concrete floor. No celebration or joyousness of a thing, just half-hearted squirty dinge. Like Thomas Jane in Mutant Chronicles.
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May 6, 2024 20:20
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much dick. many sucke. shibe 
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May 6, 2024 20:21
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I use my Tesla brand Optimus robot to stomp grapes and shoe horses These people just want Westworld so they can do "simulated" rape and murder and slavery all day
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May 6, 2024 20:26
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IDEAL? IN MEMES!
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May 6, 2024 20:28
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Going off the rest of this account's content on bsky, it's parody. It has to be.
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May 6, 2024 20:30
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gschmidl posted:Going off the rest of this account's content on bsky, it's parody. It has to be. Or, and bear with me on this, they are mentally ill dumb bastards.
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May 6, 2024 20:32
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Monica Bellucci posted:Or, and bear with me on this, they are mentally ill dumb bastards. I refuse to believe this isn't parody. 
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May 6, 2024 20:34
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Waffle House posted:...what were these supposed to cost again? Like are they actually price-competitive with automation that performs the exact same task, or is this just optimism that humanoid robots with less industrially-efficient motion capabilities are going to replace all labor? In all seriousness, the secret to Tesla's success is they never bother with any sort of considerations like that. They just throw out some wacky demo and let everyone else fill in the gaps with imagionationland bullshit. Other companies would actually try to make a meaningful case for how this product would actually work or save anyone money. Tesla shows a video of a robot clearly being controlled by a guy in a helmet next to it to do something a person could do at 1/10th speed while another person helps them and the morons just fill in the gaps of "I will have a robot slave that does everything perfectly and never complains"
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May 6, 2024 20:36
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:Lot of companies forgetting people need money to buy what they sell Wait sa second you mean the US government doesn't just give everyone billions of free tax dollars to run their business?
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May 6, 2024 20:39
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Of each transaction to sell the 3.9 million tomatos took on average let’s say 10 mins to account for transport of the good and store upkeep and the actual transaction with the customer that would take …. 74 years to sell the tomatoes
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May 6, 2024 20:42
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euphronius posted:Of each transaction to sell the 3.9 million tomatos took on average let’s say 10 mins to account for transport of the good and store upkeep and the actual transaction with the customer that would take …. 74 years to sell the tomatoes No people just order them online and then they get shipped easy.... I have to package the toma.... oh my god.
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May 6, 2024 20:43
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Simply buy an Optimus for $20k and rent them out as a public school teacher for $50k. $30k profit that scales which each Optimus you buy and rent
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May 6, 2024 20:43
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That's uh...pretty abusive. Squeezing his own company to death on a second mortgage for every last cent towards a personal payout is ridiculous. He is 100% gutting it because it does not have enough money, in any combination of on-hand whatsoever, to cover his tantrum-rear end pay package. Sure is gonna float the stock price. kazil posted:Why chickens though? Surely tomatoes would be vastly more profitable Hang on, this is completely feasible! Why that farm (which someone would have generously donated to you, alongside all the supporting equipment and industry necessary to turn a profit) would only need to be 60 square miles !
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May 6, 2024 20:44
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pixaal posted:No people just order them online and then they get shipped easy.... I have to package the toma.... oh my god. Sell them as nfts so you don't have to actually ship them to the owners
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May 6, 2024 20:45
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steinrokkan posted:Sell them as nfts so you don't have to actually ship them to the owners nice fuckin' tomatoes
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May 6, 2024 20:46
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steinrokkan posted:Sell them as nfts so you don't have to actually ship them to the owners wait a minute why did we grow them if people will just pay for the concept of owning a tomato?
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May 6, 2024 20:50
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Captain Hygiene posted:Optimus Subprime
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May 6, 2024 20:50
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Holy poo poo. The gall of this fucker. Not only that but it seems unlikely employees would have all that much stock equity, usually it’s a tiny sliver of the overall pie. He must be pretty desperate and the vote is gonna be closer than we thought (lol!) All his suckups with large amounts of shares will probably ram it thru anyway.
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May 6, 2024 20:55
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priznat posted:Holy poo poo. The gall of this fucker. Idk Tesla's largest non-institutional investor is voting against it and he's a hardcore Tesla fanboy
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May 6, 2024 21:01
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it will be interesting to see how the big mutual fund companies vote on elon's absurd pay package. i know some index funds say they allow individuals to proxy vote somehow, but i've never seen that option pop up for any of the vanguard or fidelity funds i hold that invest in thousands of companies. seems like an impossible thing to keep up with. i assume they just vote all shares in the fund as one bloc, and most passive funds would probably just vote for whatever the board recommends, which will definitely be in favor of paying elon $50B since elon and his friends/family are the board. maybe at some point fiduciary duty kicks in.
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May 6, 2024 21:08
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therapy is for PUSSIE NPCs. REAL procreators just gently caress their problems out* *the "problems" are extracted via electrostimulus while the subject is inundated via ketamine and propofol
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May 6, 2024 21:14
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Steadiman posted:please tell me that "elon's comp" is a dance group that he signed up for the big talent show and not the 50 billion compensation he wants. It’s a strap-on dildo.
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May 6, 2024 21:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDQd5r_L-_c&t=20s
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May 6, 2024 21:16
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I'm pretty sure you can still shitpost and avoid your children while on a yacht
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May 6, 2024 21:21
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Bad Purchase posted:it will be interesting to see how the big mutual fund companies vote on elon's absurd pay package. i know some index funds say they allow individuals to proxy vote somehow, but i've never seen that option pop up for any of the vanguard or fidelity funds i hold that invest in thousands of companies. seems like an impossible thing to keep up with. i assume they just vote all shares in the fund as one bloc, and most passive funds would probably just vote for whatever the board recommends, which will definitely be in favor of paying elon $50B since elon and his friends/family are the board. maybe at some point fiduciary duty kicks in. If you read the room it looks like most of them are trying to figure out to what extent they can vote on Tesla nonsense without violating fiduciary duties that expect hands off according to the fund specifications.
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May 6, 2024 21:21
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HitchBOT was a pile of trash with a cellphone taped to it, and Philadelphians were right to put it in its place.
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May 6, 2024 21:22
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Finding it hard to believe that the guy shitposting all day on his $44 billion poo poo site can't find the time to go do the same exact thing on a superyacht
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May 6, 2024 21:28
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ah yes """""""""""""""""work""""""""""""""""""""""" posting tiptapping a phone 23.9999999999 hours a day. Musk should legit try living on a boat thats just barely inside international waters, think of all the drugs he could do while going "nerrr nerrr gov cant touch me."
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May 6, 2024 21:30
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ANDREW DITTMAN IS DEFINITELY NOT ELON https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/st...%5Es2_&ref_url=
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May 6, 2024 21:30
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7365564388394257710 I know we want to see bris, but I just wanted to say "car mitzvah".
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May 6, 2024 21:31
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E the Shaggy posted:ANDREW DITTMAN IS DEFINITELY NOT ELON Might be a bit too eloquent to be Elon? Not enough err umm and stutters
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It's a Musk fanboy that does a really good impression. They've been in a spaces at the same time talking to each other.
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