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jason cutting a xenomorph and looking at his machete and arm dissolving in confusion
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:How does he compare to late stage Cameron Mitchell? Impossible comparison
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May 6, 2024 13:32
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Oh man Jason X vs Aliens holy poo poo, he keeps getting acid blood-ed and the nanomachines just keep rebuilding him. Being back Croenenberg as the android.
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May 6, 2024 14:06
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I still want Chucky to ride Jason like Master-Blaster.
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May 6, 2024 14:09
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Baron von Eevl posted:Oh man Jason X vs Aliens holy poo poo, he keeps getting acid blood-ed and the nanomachines just keep rebuilding him. Being back Croenenberg as the android. as loathe as I am to want any kind of bad crossover "thing from the thing you like" movies in the modern media landscape I cannot pretend I wouldn't be tossing my popcorn and yelling at the top of my lungs if we got Jason X vs. Aliens inside the Event Horizon
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May 6, 2024 14:13
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Xiahou Dun posted:I still want Chucky to ride Jason like Master-Blaster. in terrordrome chucky's ending is stealing jason's body and becoming an immortal killing machine
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May 6, 2024 14:14
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:as loathe as I am to want any kind of bad crossover "thing from the thing you like" movies in the modern media landscape I cannot pretend I wouldn't be tossing my popcorn and yelling at the top of my lungs if we got Jason X vs. Aliens inside the Event Horizon You keep the Event Horizon reveal till the final shot, pan out to reveal the name on the side of the ship. Cuz if we're hitting pure fanservice to the exception of everything else, we're doing it properly. Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 15:06 on May 6, 2024 |
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May 6, 2024 15:04
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Ezra Miller is a piece of poo poo but it’s not an excuse to misgender them. I didn't know and I don't exactly follow Ezra Miller or what they're up to outside of the occasional police report
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May 6, 2024 17:13
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We politely interrupt this to introduce yet another week of Bracketology matchups. Where We’re At: 2. (Weapon X’s The Zombie Brothers) Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses vs. 15. John Carl Buechler’s Cellar Dweller 7. (C3KS’ Chucky and His Pals) Tom Holland’s We All Scream for Ice Cream vs. 10. (Basebf’s Monsters, Monsters, and More Monsters) Nathan Juran’s The Deadly Mantis You can vote in this round until 12 noon EST May 13th (or when I get to it) Next Week! 1. Steve's Monster Blockbusters vs. 16. Team Australian Aberration 8. 100% Found Footage vs. 9. Terence Fisher Thread / Spreadsheet / Letterboxd List
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May 6, 2024 17:24
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:as loathe as I am to want any kind of bad crossover "thing from the thing you like" movies in the modern media landscape I cannot pretend I wouldn't be tossing my popcorn and yelling at the top of my lungs if we got Jason X vs. Aliens inside the Event Horizon But he'd have to catch the teenage aliens having sex to want to kill them
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May 6, 2024 17:26
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Medullah posted:But he'd have to catch the teenage aliens having sex to want to kill them Does a facehugger laying eggs in someone’s chest count as sex concerning Jason’s need to murder. I think we gotta settle that before this can go anywhere.
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May 6, 2024 17:28
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It’s definitely rape.
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May 6, 2024 17:55
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one of my favorite interactions in MKX is that when the alien does the chestburster fatalities and brutalities on him a tiny little chestburster with a hockey mask crawls out of jason
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May 6, 2024 18:05
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the jason xenomorph...
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May 6, 2024 18:06
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One of my favorite things in cheap horror movies : a character sharpening a knife or axe with a whetstone where it’s very clear that no one involved knew how that worked. Bonus points if they don’t get a whetstone and it’s just a random rock.
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May 6, 2024 19:29
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Ever since I pointed out the "audibly sharp" trope too my wife she freaks out every time it happens (it happens in every movie).
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May 6, 2024 20:08
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fullroundaction posted:Ever since I pointed out the "audibly sharp" trope too my wife she freaks out every time it happens (it happens in every movie). I forget the movie but I was recently watching something where that sound effect was applied to somebody pulling a pair of scissors out of a drawer.
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May 6, 2024 20:31
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i hear the doom doors a lot
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May 6, 2024 20:35
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fullroundaction posted:Ever since I pointed out the "audibly sharp" trope too my wife she freaks out every time it happens (it happens in every movie). It happens constantly on cooking shows, often using the same sound effects from horror films.
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May 6, 2024 20:41
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I figure since I'm already going to watch Humane and Infinity Pool this week I may as well go for the hat trick and get David in the mix too. If I were to watch one David Cronenberg feature which should it be? Can't be Shivers cuz I already watched that one somewhat recently.
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May 6, 2024 20:41
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Crumps Brother posted:I figure since I'm already going to watch Humane and Infinity Pool this week I may as well go for the hat trick and get David in the mix too. If I were to watch one David Cronenberg feature which should it be? Can't be Shivers cuz I already watched that one somewhat recently. Everyone will say The Fly, so I will say Crash. The correct answer is The Fly though.
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May 6, 2024 20:47
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Crumps Brother posted:I figure since I'm already going to watch Humane and Infinity Pool this week I may as well go for the hat trick and get David in the mix too. If I were to watch one David Cronenberg feature which should it be? Can't be Shivers cuz I already watched that one somewhat recently. A History of Violence?
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May 6, 2024 20:49
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Crumps Brother posted:I figure since I'm already going to watch Humane and Infinity Pool this week I may as well go for the hat trick and get David in the mix too. If I were to watch one David Cronenberg feature which should it be? Can't be Shivers cuz I already watched that one somewhat recently. The broooooooooooooood
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May 6, 2024 20:49
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It should be The Fly but I haven't been able to stop thinking about Videodrome since I first watched it. It was uniquely tuned to my wavelength. Loved it.
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May 6, 2024 20:50
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Crumps Brother posted:I figure since I'm already going to watch Humane and Infinity Pool this week I may as well go for the hat trick and get David in the mix too. If I were to watch one David Cronenberg feature which should it be? Can't be Shivers cuz I already watched that one somewhat recently. Have you seen his remake of The Fly already? Fake edit: Beaten, so I will instead say go for The Dead Zone, my perennial second fave Cronenberg film. Barring that, I'd also go to bat for any of Videodrome, The Brood or Cosmopolis.
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May 6, 2024 20:50
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I've seen The Fly, Videodrome, and eXistenZ. But not in a long time. So they'd be worth a rewatch if they're really up there. I'm looking at my meeting schedule and maybe I can squeeze in four movies this week? It sounds like The Fly is the way to go, but I'm going to keep soliciting ideas and see if I can land something extra.
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May 6, 2024 20:59
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Scanners is a classic, a messy film as most of Cronenberg's are, but wow do I love how it looks. And I'm also seconding Crash - a haunting and dark piece of work.
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May 6, 2024 21:01
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My favorite 21st century Cronenberg is Cosmopolis no contest, it's also probably in my top three, has Paul Giamatti's greatest performance, but it is very novelistic and it can turn off a motherfucker too lame to dig it (they exist). So id say eXistenZ or Crash or Videodrome to really get in that grody Cronenberg sweetspot. EDIT: well I guess you've seen 2/3, so Crash or Cosmopolis imo Naked Lunch does not exist and no one should admit watching it or reading it.
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May 6, 2024 21:12
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Naked Lunch does not exist and no one should admit watching it or reading it. https://youtu.be/9sL102pyaLg?si=x6j1FQznoqbXwoeH
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May 6, 2024 21:18
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Punkin Spunkin posted:My favorite 21st century Cronenberg is Cosmopolis no contest, This or Map To The Stars is my vote for best 21st century (daddy) Cronenberg.
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May 6, 2024 21:23
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Dead Ringers is the choice you plebs!!
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May 6, 2024 21:26
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I want cronenberg to take more acting roles. I even watched that Christopher Lambert Seven knock-off Resurrection to get some of that fix. Nightbreed was probably his best role so far that I’ve seen.
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May 6, 2024 21:29
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I’m very disappointed that no one said Crimes of the Future.
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May 6, 2024 21:30
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Open Source Idiom posted:This or Map To The Stars is my vote for best 21st century (daddy) Cronenberg.
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May 6, 2024 21:33
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Cronenberg is easily my favorite part of Nightbreed.
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May 6, 2024 21:34
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ruddiger posted:I want cronenberg to take more acting roles. I even watched that Christopher Lambert Seven knock-off Resurrection to get some of that fix. He's a regular on Star Trek Discovery but not sure I'd recommend that
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May 6, 2024 21:36
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I’m going to try and watch a movie from that found footage guy that this thread likes who did the movie of the month.
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May 6, 2024 21:38
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I had no idea Map To The Stars was Cronenberg! That shoots it right to the top of my watchlist.
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May 6, 2024 21:42
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Cronenberg's got a fun role in the fourth season of Slasher. It's a fun season that leans more and more into dark comedy as it goes along. Killer final episode.
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May 6, 2024 21:58
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I'm not sure what it was that was so off putting about Cosmopolis but I couldn't get through it
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