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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

moist turtleneck posted:

Did Elon have to do an actual citizenship test when he became a citizen or is there a wealth cutoff for that

Have you ever seen a pic of a millionaire or famous person appear at a citizenship event.

happyhippy has issued a correction as of 21:18 on May 6, 2024

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

moist turtleneck posted:

Did Elon have to do an actual citizenship test when he became a citizen or is there a wealth cutoff for that

he immigrated here illegally and likely bribed his way into the system.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

it's not about spreading lies. it's about open discussion and engagement.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


a.lo posted:

it's not about spreading lies. it's about open discussion and engagement.

And being paid for open discussion and engagement. That part is very important.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


moist turtleneck posted:

Did Elon have to do an actual citizenship test when he became a citizen or is there a wealth cutoff for that
there's an official path called the EB-5 investor visa where if you have a million bucks to spend and a sham business you get permanent residency within a couple of years

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Cup Runneth Over posted:

https://twitter.com/wendyp4545/status/1786533047875113141

How can you claim to support free speech when you won't pay me to spread misinformation on your platform?

I dont remember anything in the constitution about Twitter paying people for putting their stupid opinions in the public, either

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

shyduck posted:

to my work family, I love you. to my family family, hello

lmao

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Cup Runneth Over posted:

And being paid for open discussion and engagement. That part is very important.

Engagement farming is bannable offense now. You must discuss without engaging, if you have trouble just take Elon's replies to posts as an example.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

a.lo posted:

what's a freedom technology

A gun

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Wow?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



You have said the absolute truth

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


lol

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
says a lot that chad didn't start any of those quotes with "dad"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Adrian Dittman is also an anagram for "Dr. Indiana Matt", so

Aryan Dickman

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

this is what most people think free speech actually means, that lying is not literally illegal so it's okay to do it as much as you want

they're right

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://x.com/BigTechAlert/status/1787592090823635127

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


freedom of speech means freedom to speak to any underage girl I want

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


This one is my new favorite

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

this is what most people think free speech actually means, that lying is not literally illegal so it's okay to do it as much as you want

https://x.com/abbipaperbag/status/1673183995784249347

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


:wom:

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Starting to think a lot of the people posting on X, the Everything App, have Mental Illness

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

all of them do

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

a friend found this in the wild

Rubellavator has issued a correction as of 01:11 on May 7, 2024

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Of course the horns are backwards, Cybertruck owners have never seen a steer in their lives.

e:

Pussy Quipped posted:

freedom of speech means freedom to speak to any underage girl I want

lmao

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Rubellavator posted:

a friend found this in the wild



cool word doc grandpa

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

cool word doc grandpa

how embarrassing

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Rubellavator posted:

a friend found this in the wild


Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

everybody with a cybertruck has a youtube channel for some reason

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Rubellavator posted:

a friend found this in the wild



theyre backwards.

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Elon finally dipping his toes into hip hop culture

https://twitter.com/BigTechAlert/status/1787592090823635127

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


birds of a feather

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
You don't see Musk calling Drake a cave diver.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




I thought musk was against "pedo guys"

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Elon Musk has always been a part of the African-American community.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Jonny 290 posted:

theyre backwards.

bro has a tesla with backwards horns that people take pictures of everyday still, so who's laughing now

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

The man knows a pedoguy when he sees one.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

:yooge: uh uh uh uh uh could you uh uh maybe uh uh uh introduce me to uh uh uh that lady from uh uh uh stranger things?

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Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

it's like that line about how everyone who bought The Velvet Underground's first album started a band, but instead it's everyone that bought a cybertruck started a youtube channel.

and it's much, much lamer.

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