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A funny part of this is his prison meals are probably going to be healthier than endless fish delites and Diet Cokes.
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May 6, 2024 22:06
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The depressing thing is that chuds will blame the jail’s “harsh conditions” if he ends up walking out looking like Emperor Palpatine without evening realizing that no, Trump just looks loving *awful* in general without his gallon of daily make up
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May 6, 2024 22:07
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I think he grossly overestimates how much of the Republican base would actually care if he spent some time in the clink, I bet a lot of them would go "fine, good, whatever" (and then vote for him anyway)
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May 6, 2024 22:09
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Mike Johnson has been in a closed door meeting with MTG for an hour and a half so he's probably dead at this point
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May 6, 2024 22:10
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JAMOOOL posted:I think he grossly overestimates how much of the Republican base would actually care if he spent some time in the clink, I bet a lot of them would go "fine, good, whatever" (and then vote for him anyway) Republicans think Trump being in jail will make trump look like 90's Gangster rapper and get down with the kids these days. But like if Trump spent time in jail would he get more voters?
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May 6, 2024 22:11
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So loving glad my career choices have not concluded to a path where I'm stuck in a room with MTG alone for 90 minutes. I'd rather be plunging toilets.
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May 6, 2024 22:12
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kazil posted:Mike Johnson has been in a closed door meeting with MTG for an hour and a half so he's probably dead at this point That or he wishes he was.
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May 6, 2024 22:12
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Scags McDouglas posted:So loving glad my career choices have not concluded to a path where I'm stuck in a room with MTG alone for 90 minutes. I'd rather be plunging toilets. I legit do not know if MTG can even function in normal social settings Imagine asking her for directions to a store and her just going into a tirade about Hunter’s Hog
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May 6, 2024 22:14
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MechaX posted:I legit do not know if MTG can even function in normal social settings With visual aids, no less.
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May 6, 2024 22:15
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I mean the reason people like Trump is because he's mean and makes liberals sad, they don't really give a poo poo about his business or his "brand" or his family, they root for him the same reason people root for Vince McMahon
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May 6, 2024 22:16
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MechaX posted:I legit do not know if MTG can even function in normal social settings "You'll take a right turn at the same angle his erection protrudes from his body. Then you'll travel straight until about the tip and do a u-turn. Once you reach his sack, you'll make two rounded but incomplete curves. Listen gently caress it let me draw the map for you, I have it in my memory perfectly".
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May 6, 2024 22:17
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lol
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May 6, 2024 22:18
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May 6, 2024 22:19
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kazil posted:Mike Johnson has been in a closed door meeting with MTG for an hour and a half so he's probably dead at this point she probably hit him with a DDT and an elbow drop
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May 6, 2024 22:19
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Orange suit lmao. David s pumpkins lookin rear end
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May 6, 2024 22:20
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So is Jared still cry-wanking in the corner years later or is Trump still inconveniencing Vanky to pretend or what? Important questions should be answered.
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May 6, 2024 22:23
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Mike Johnson’s son is getting all these pings from his dad’s phone showing multiple ChatGPT questions asking “how do you calm an angry Neanderthal” and “do Neanderthals eat people”
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May 6, 2024 22:24
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Ralph Waldo Emmerson was truly the Andrew Tate of his day
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May 6, 2024 22:25
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Nor sure if this has been posted yet, but Rudy Giuliani wants SNL to be racist againMSN posted:According to Giuliani, the show's current direction reflects a fear of being perceived as racist, which he paradoxically labels as a form of racism itself. During the podcast episode, which aired on Tuesday, Giuliani lamented the comedic treatment of former President Barack Obama, suggesting that a failure to target Obama with racially tinged humor was indicative of bias. MSN posted:The discussion descended into the bizarre as Giuliani struggled to recall the name of SNL writer Colin Jost while critiquing his performance at the recent White House Correspondents' Dinner.
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May 6, 2024 22:27
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Yes! Thank you!
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May 6, 2024 22:32
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luv too name my company Responsible Man and tell my male customers that their problems aren’t really their fault and are actually the world conspiring against them
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May 6, 2024 22:34
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MrQwerty posted:she probably hit him with a DDT and an elbow drop And then has spent the remaining hour and 27 minutes trying to figure out how the door handle works to get out
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May 6, 2024 22:36
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Scags McDouglas posted:So loving glad my career choices have not concluded to a path where I'm stuck in a room with MTG alone for 90 minutes. I'd rather be plunging toilets. Right?
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May 6, 2024 22:37
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Apparently Trump is campaigning in Minnesota, which is certainly a choice!
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May 6, 2024 22:39
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this is what i imagine if hell was real. you can't do anything but listen in on a twitter space with all these people in it.
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May 6, 2024 22:39
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Lammasu posted:I will celebrate by playing Hyperdimensional Neptunia Sisters vs Sisters. Is that any good?
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May 6, 2024 22:42
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Apparently Trump is campaigning in Minnesota, which is certainly a choice! He's making friends with Tom Emmer
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May 6, 2024 23:01
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Apparently Trump is campaigning in Minnesota, which is certainly a choice! You know I've been all around this great big world And I can't think of anywhere else I'd like to go ta I'll be the biggest piece of poo poo in Minnesotaaaa!
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May 6, 2024 23:12
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May 6, 2024 23:21
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kazil posted:Mike Johnson has been in a closed door meeting with MTG for an hour and a half so he's probably dead at this point I bet he just put a mirror in his chair and then left, leaving MTG to try and figure out who this monstrosity in a blonde wig is and what she’s done to Mike.
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May 6, 2024 23:22
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kazil posted:He's making friends with Tom Emmer ‘I killed him': How Trump torpedoed Tom Emmer’s speaker bid posted:Just hours after Rep. Tom Emmer (R-Minn.) won the Republican Conference’s nomination to be House speaker on Tuesday, former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to deride the congressman as “totally out-of-touch with Republican Voters” and a “Globalist RINO.”
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May 6, 2024 23:26
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The prosecutors are absolutely going to use this clip when he violates the gag order again. Social media deprivation is going to make that solitary cell look like Annihilation when they crack it in the morning.
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May 6, 2024 23:28
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Feed Persecution Complex ✔ Invoke Great Replacement Theory ✔ Attack Virility ✔ Perfectly targeted for the white male midlife crisis crowd.
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May 6, 2024 23:31
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He so wants to be a martyr and then when he actually goes to jail it's going to scare the hell out of him.
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May 6, 2024 23:32
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Bottom Liner posted:they loving hate her now though because she produced a movie that is uh, pretty explicitly pro-choice. I saw it with my wife, spoiler alert, she's a loving MONSTER at acting. I hope she gets some good roles in the future.
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May 6, 2024 23:32
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pro starcraft loser posted:He so wants to be a martyr and then when he actually goes to jail it's going to scare the hell out of him. Also, I can only assume he has a shitton of medication needed to function on a basic level. He probably wouldn't be willing to disclose that stuff if he was locked up.
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May 6, 2024 23:37
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Trump being jailed for contempt is something I'm having trouble even imagining. Obviously he'd develop the world's biggest martyr complex but what else?
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May 6, 2024 23:42
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I really want to see Trump deal with all the sensations of being incarcerated - the foul air, the noise, the dampness, the flickery fluorescent lighting, the weird sticky puddles everywhere, the grime, the germs on every surface, and on and on. He might just drop dead of revulsion and disgust.
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May 6, 2024 23:42
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What accomodations will a county jail make for elderly or high profile inmates? Specifically regarding privacy, medication, adult diapers, extra blankets, and clothes
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May 6, 2024 23:43
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Obviously he'd develop the world's biggest martyr complex but what else? Ideally some sort of MRSA
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