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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I too enjoy getting my leg hairs pulled by steel springs.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Karate Bastard posted:

I too enjoy getting my leg hairs pulled by steel springs.

Leg hair? In the 50s? McCarthy would like a word

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Completely unrelated device:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rlext8BDpE

Humansized spinning brushes, when?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I think Temple Grandin went a bit overboard with these.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

PittTheElder posted:

The lengths women will go to to find a space free of both men and bears

Watching reddit meltdown over that the last few days has been educational.

The incels are very much a presence on that site.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

wtf is reddit melting down about now, did they find out women got the vote

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

All along, the bathroom that women like the most was making GBS threads in the woods :wth:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Cactus Ghost posted:

wtf is reddit melting down about now, did they find out women got the vote

I haven't seen the meltdowns personally, but from context it seems that they are upset about some viral thought experiment where you ask a woman "if you were lost in the woods, would you rather encounter a strange man or a bear?" and most women immediately say the bear.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Karate Bastard posted:

Storm of Sex Arses

Their second album was amazing.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Stoatbringer posted:

Their second album was amazing.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Omg

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think Temple Grandin went a bit overboard with these.

I get and appreciate that.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

I haven't seen the meltdowns personally, but from context it seems that they are upset about some viral thought experiment where you ask a woman "if you were lost in the woods, would you rather encounter a strange man or a bear?" and most women immediately say the bear.

I don't get that, you're more likely to be killed by the bear than a man.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Bertha the Toaster posted:

I don't get that, you're more likely to be killed by the bear than a man.

lol

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Bertha the Toaster posted:

I don't get that, you're more likely to be killed by the bear than a man.

#notallbears

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bertha the Toaster posted:

I don't get that, you're more likely to be killed by the bear than a man.

What women are actually saying is that they feel safer with a bear than a man, not that they're statistically safer.

Also, if a bear mauls a women to death, other bears aren't going to post online asking what the woman was wearing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What if it's a strange bear?

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

I haven't seen the meltdowns personally, but from context it seems that they are upset about some viral thought experiment where you ask a woman "if you were lost in the woods, would you rather encounter a strange man or a bear?" and most women immediately say the bear.

It wasn't even saying a strange man, just a man.

And every idiot then needed to come out and say "NOT ALL MEN!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What has the bear response been?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



3D Megadoodoo posted:

What has the bear response been?

I bearly knew her

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What has the bear response been?

:iiasb:

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What has the bear response been?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ethanol posted:

I bearly knew her

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Bertha the Toaster posted:

I don't get that, you're more likely to be killed by the bear than a man.

A bear is supposed to be in the woods.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Mods, I have never wanted a sixxer more than at this moment.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Thats a hit or miss kind of meme but this episode was indeed an alltimer

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If I found the Pope in the woods I would run like hell.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Push El Burrito posted:

If I found the Pope in the woods I would run like hell.

Does a bear Pope in the woods??

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Tunicate posted:

Couldn't secure a motorcycle with that car

If the motorcycle also has concrete wheels, it should be fine.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Let’s make it three

https://i.imgur.com/1ZpOiYJ.gifv

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

bang up job, looks amazing, no notes

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

MrYenko posted:

Mods, I have never wanted a sixxer more than at this moment.

Dang, that would be a great sixer.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

MrYenko posted:

Mods, I have never wanted a sixxer more than at this moment.

Same

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What has the bear response been?

Bearly awake.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Bertha the Toaster posted:

I don't get that, you're more likely to be killed by the bear than a man.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What has the bear response been?

:byobear:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Ask A Manager invited people to share their most egregious workplace safety violation stories https://www.askamanager.org/2024/05/lets-discuss-egregious-safety-violations-at-work.html#comments

quote:

I was a counselor at a summer camp for a global mega church that did not want to spend a penny more than it had to even if it compromised camper safety. They got a deal on a plot of land for the girl’s camp with NO walled buildings (just porta potties). When a tornado touched down, they made us gather all the girls in an amphitheater and “scream hymns to still the storm”. Come to find out the Boy Scouts in the congregation were in paid for cabins while all of our possessions were removed from the earth.

quote:

I work in a vet clinic where the building has been “condemned” by the owning company- meaning they won’t repair anything since they want the money to go to whatever new building they find. The roof has collapsed in the lobby, and exam room, and X-ray (3 different incidents). A lead wall fell on a pregnant assistant. I got called in to “fix things” when there was an isoflorane leak mid surgery (the room was full of a toxic gas that causes headaches, passing out and miscarriages). Instead of turning the gas off they called me in to figure it out- while pregnant.

quote:


Over a summer I worked for a hotel and they needed to install some bolts on the walls of the pool to string lane marker bouys. The day manager thought facilities was taking too long to fulfill the request so he did it himself.

He stood in the pool, chest deep in water, drilling into the walls of the pool with a corded electric drill! Oh, and the cord was plugged in to the outlet on the other side of the pool, and the extension cord was mostly submerged!

When employees expressed their horror, he told them to shut up and get back to work.

I will say that at least he did this himself vs: ordering an underling to do it.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Also 11'8" bridge got hit again, looks like a solid blow this time. Bridge will probably need to be inspected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qiGP72GFUc

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Also 11'8" bridge got hit again, looks like a solid blow this time. Bridge will probably need to be inspected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qiGP72GFUc

Bouncy!

quote:

The bridge is OK. A crew inspected it an hour after the incident and trains have been crossing it since.

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Bertha the Toaster posted:

I don't get that, you're more likely to be killed by the bear than a man.

I think more women have been killed or assaulted by men than by bears and probably by a pretty big margin.

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