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deleted yambag Jones over there
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:13 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 08:27 |
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Thanks again for reminding me that Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in the yambags, and that CM Punk probably deserved it
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# ? May 3, 2024 04:10 |
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I also remembered, and no probably about it, friend.
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# ? May 3, 2024 04:14 |
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Yeah, you're right. More like Crushed Man Junk (I'm sure someone beat me to this already, but whatever)
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# ? May 3, 2024 04:25 |
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Yambagged by the bread man
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# ? May 3, 2024 05:14 |
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lol
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# ? May 3, 2024 05:16 |
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The man's balls were obliterated by Satoshi Kojima.
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# ? May 3, 2024 12:41 |
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Satoshi is the hero we deserve
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:01 |
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Remembered.
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# ? May 5, 2024 09:15 |
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lmao he hit him right in the nuts
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:08 |
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haunted bong posted:lmao he hit him right in the nuts fuckin lol
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# ? May 5, 2024 15:10 |
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haunted bong posted:lmao he hit him right in the nuts For real? That sounds hilarious
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# ? May 5, 2024 21:05 |
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super macho dude posted:For real? That sounds hilarious
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# ? May 6, 2024 05:04 |
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I think it's awesome that Satoshi Kojima destroyed the dick and balls of CM Punk with an elbow drop.
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# ? May 6, 2024 09:00 |
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the gif that keeps on gifting
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# ? May 6, 2024 10:46 |
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Imagining Starbucks gift cards flying out on impact like Sonic's rings
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# ? May 6, 2024 15:48 |
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hahahaha goddamn he really hit him right in the nuts
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# ? May 6, 2024 17:05 |
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Fart Radio posted:hahahaha goddamn he really hit him right in the nuts
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# ? May 6, 2024 18:10 |
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I didn't realize Kojima was an American Dad fan
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# ? May 6, 2024 18:34 |
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This HAD to have been Punk's last match, right? Guy like me, I couldn't live with myself after being embarrassed on live PPV by having my genitals smashed to bits from a living legend, the shame would be too much
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# ? May 6, 2024 19:37 |
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super macho dude posted:This HAD to have been Punk's last match, right? Guy like me, I couldn't live with myself after being embarrassed on live PPV by having my genitals smashed to bits from a living legend, the shame would be too much
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# ? May 7, 2024 00:02 |
satoshi kojima elbow dropped his balls so hard they were still hurting at All In, tragic
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# ? May 7, 2024 03:30 |
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Everytime Punk passes by a bakery, he instinctually covers his crusty mini-loaf and croutons
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# ? May 7, 2024 05:39 |
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Man, to go out there, have that much with Punk and still put the fucker over despite having seen the poo poo he just did and having to get him to stop raging out and actually have his loving match. Joe's a consummate professional. Also Punk got elbow dropped right in the balls and that poo poo is always funny.
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# ? May 7, 2024 07:50 |
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PlasticAutomaton posted:Man, to go out there, have that much with Punk and still put the fucker over despite having seen the poo poo he just did and having to get him to stop raging out and actually have his loving match. Joe's a consummate professional. I know this is just standard heel character work but I can't help but view this sequence from the match without the backstage context playing out in my head: https://i.imgur.com/joaVTRB.mp4 PlasticAutomaton posted:Also Punk got elbow dropped right in the balls and that poo poo is always funny.
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# ? May 7, 2024 11:22 |
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right in his fuckin nuts, man lmao
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# ? May 7, 2024 11:50 |
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Jerusalem posted:I know this is just standard heel character work but I can't help but view this sequence from the match without the backstage context playing out in my head: Punk doing the plancha, eating poo poo then Joe doing the wanker gesture is one of my favourite moments in wrestling.
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# ? May 7, 2024 13:04 |
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cagliostr0 posted:Punk doing the plancha, eating poo poo then Joe doing the wanker gesture is one of my favourite moments in wrestling. Big Coffin Hunter posted:Just a completely inspired Joe rules so much, almost as much as that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts
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# ? May 7, 2024 13:26 |
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Looking at the images again, how did punk not rage at Joe, after the match, for the wanking or the middle finger?
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# ? May 7, 2024 18:01 |
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TV Zombie posted:Looking at the images again, how did punk not rage at Joe, after the match, for the wanking or the middle finger? They've been good friends for years and Joe would easily kick Punk's head in.
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# ? May 7, 2024 18:19 |
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TV Zombie posted:Looking at the images again, how did punk not rage at Joe, after the match, for the wanking or the middle finger? plausible kayfabe deniability also Punk has the bully's instinct for only starting fights that he (thinks he) can win. note how he also hasn't tried it with Kojima-san, whom he knows for a fact can annihilate his genitive organs without even trying to
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# ? May 7, 2024 18:25 |
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SatansOnion posted:note how he also hasn't tried it with Kojima-san, whom he knows for a fact can annihilate his genitive organs without even trying to I don't know, you got any proof Kojima could do something like that?
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# ? May 7, 2024 18:40 |
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cagliostr0 posted:Punk doing the plancha, eating poo poo then Joe doing the wanker gesture is one of my favourite moments in wrestling. I watched All In with my wife and my parents and this elicited cheers from my 68 year old mother, it was amazing.
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# ? May 7, 2024 18:59 |
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I'll never forget the post of someone going "to completion?!"
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# ? May 7, 2024 19:01 |
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Shard posted:I'll never forget the post of someone going "to completion?!" Completely annihilating his dick and balls with an elbow drop from the top rope
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# ? May 7, 2024 19:05 |
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TV Zombie posted:Looking at the images again, how did punk not rage at Joe, after the match, for the wanking or the middle finger? Punk is rightly scared of Joe and that's also the reason he's out there doing that match in the first place
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# ? May 7, 2024 19:10 |
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Jerusalem posted:I don't know, you got any proof Kojima could do something like that? it so happens that footage exists of exactly such an event, and after some research I even found that some forward-thinking wrestling fan had uploaded it to the internet!
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:12 |
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SatansOnion posted:it so happens that footage exists of exactly such an event, and after some research I even found that some forward-thinking wrestling fan had uploaded it to the internet! Thank goodness we live in an age that we can preserve these moments digitally and replay them whenever we want to. What a time to be alive!
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:44 |
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SatansOnion posted:it so happens that footage exists of exactly such an event, and after some research I even found that some forward-thinking wrestling fan had uploaded it to the internet! Holy poo poo Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts!
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:54 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 08:27 |
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Jerusalem posted:
Holy shiiiiiiitttt
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# ? May 8, 2024 01:32 |