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at any given moment working at apple you could end up sharing an elevator with steve jobs and he'd ask what you did at the company and when you answered he'd start screaming at you and telling you your department sucked and he was going to fire you lol
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May 7, 2024 22:34
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i would simply tell him i was one of my corporate enemies, thus aiding my climb up the executive ladder
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May 7, 2024 22:35
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elon has a tumor in his chest and wont get it removed
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May 7, 2024 22:38
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spaceblancmange posted:elon has a tumor in his chest and wont get it removed that's his brother you tool
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May 7, 2024 22:38
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This isn't the apple thread
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May 7, 2024 22:51
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apple teams
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May 7, 2024 22:54
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Appmill teams
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May 7, 2024 22:55
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:at any given moment working at apple you could end up sharing an elevator with steve jobs and he'd ask what you did at the company and when you answered he'd start screaming at you and telling you your department sucked and he was going to fire you lol what happens when you share an elevator with musk
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May 7, 2024 22:59
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Hubbert posted:what happens when you share an elevator with musk He does the same thing.
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May 7, 2024 23:00
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Hubbert posted:what happens when you share an elevator with musk offers you a horse
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May 7, 2024 23:07
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Holy poo poo, THAT'S how he died? Catching pancreatic cancer when it's at the stage where it can be surgically removed before it has a chance to spread is the cancer equivalent of winning of lottery. yes, which just goes to show that being a design genius is not the same thing as being smart lol
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May 7, 2024 23:13
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Would Steve Jobs have taken Musk for a walk around Apple HQ to tell him he won't decrease the price for Twitter Blue like Tim Apple did
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May 7, 2024 23:13
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Spergin Morlock posted:yes, which just goes to show that being a design genius is not the same thing as being smart lol Was he a design genius or did he just have talented people to yell at and take credit for their work
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May 7, 2024 23:16
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:at any given moment working at apple you could end up sharing an elevator with steve jobs and he'd ask what you did at the company and when you answered he'd start screaming at you and telling you your department sucked and he was going to fire you lol so the correct answer was to lie and claim to be your office enemy, and then intentionally try to piss him off uhh yeah my name is frank from accounting the milk machine posted:i would simply tell him i was one of my corporate enemies, thus aiding my climb up the executive ladder yup
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May 7, 2024 23:17
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Elon Musk is so woke he made a car that breaks chuds fingers
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May 7, 2024 23:25
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spaceblancmange posted:elon has a tumor in his chest and wont get it removed That’s his gigantic heart.
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May 7, 2024 23:57
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Microsoft Teams
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May 7, 2024 23:58
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sharknado slashfic posted:This isn't the apple thread Correct. It is the Mr. Beast thread. https://x.com/mrbeast/status/1787883269146509518?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ
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May 8, 2024 00:03
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Figma Balls
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May 8, 2024 00:03
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Happy Birthday Beastman
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May 8, 2024 00:04
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Steve Jobs, like Musk, was a stupid oval office. e: it's ok I'm English (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 8, 2024 00:23
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you cant call musk that anywhrre in the world rear end in a top hat
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May 8, 2024 00:24
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Correct. It is the Mr. Beast thread. lol this guy is a self-made billionaire
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May 8, 2024 00:33
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Mr. Lobe posted:Was he a design genius or did he just have talented people to yell at and take credit for their work he did have design chops but he definitely had a lot of talented people to yell at too
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May 8, 2024 00:39
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Mr. Lobe posted:Was he a design genius or did he just have talented people to yell at and take credit for their work it's the second one (he was a very good "product" guy which is mostly ideas guy + yelling at people)
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May 8, 2024 00:40
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Hubbert posted:what happens when you share an elevator with musk How did you get past his security guards?
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May 8, 2024 01:48
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I will only watch an Elon Musk biopic if they cast Elliott Page for the lead (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 8, 2024 02:28
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sitchensis posted:I will only watch an Elon Musk biopic if they cast Elliott Page for the lead Elliot Page's face isn't hosed up though, it wouldn't work
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May 8, 2024 02:34
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Turns out Musk is not like Jobs because the U.S. government is actually trying to hold Apple accountable for their business practices
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May 8, 2024 02:37
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sitchensis posted:I will only watch an Elon Musk biopic if they cast Elliott Page for the lead 
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May 8, 2024 02:37
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Spergin Morlock posted:Elliot Page's face isn't hosed up though, it wouldn't work Put them through the process used to make Christian Bale look like Dick Cheney, it'll be close enough
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May 8, 2024 02:38
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Jack Dorsey eats cat turds he keeps hidden in his beard
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May 8, 2024 05:16
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https://x.com/MootIreland/status/1787922940735955348 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 8, 2024 06:00
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elon hurriedly announces cybertruck availability now in black or tan
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May 8, 2024 06:04
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someone (IRA) set up us (16bbh) the bomb 
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May 8, 2024 06:19
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looking good, sir
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May 8, 2024 06:46
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Correct. It is the Mr. Beast thread. The cake is only the 28th shittiest-looking thing in that photo. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 8, 2024 07:04
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mrbeast is epic
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May 8, 2024 07:07
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The Saddest Rhino posted:mrbeast is epic
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May 8, 2024 07:50
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Precambrian Video Games posted:The cake is only the 28th shittiest-looking thing in that photo. It IS a rough looking lawn but I don't think I'd call it lovely
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