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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Al! posted:

smarxist

he got one taste and needed more

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Al! posted:

smarxist

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
dont worry poppers, he'll come back

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lol remembering the time my ex got really sad when I said they werent a transsexual. Deaaaaaaad giveaway

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
*not really getting it*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmNQQjjC0SY

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i love you all

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
no homo

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
nice coming out speech. happy pride

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

freaky rear end goon, you a 69 god

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.

Lpzie posted:

freaky rear end goon, you a 69 god

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
hero

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012


no thank you mister beast, but you could give me a fully restored early 1940s Ford 9n tractor instead, it's very gender affirming

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023


Thats just plastic surgeons

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I am a man in my early 30s married to a man in his mid-50s. We have always been in an open relationship: we met at a sex party. When we met I was always a bottom and he a top. Over time, however, he has become obsessed with bottoming. He never penetrates me, even in a group, and has starting expressing jealousy about the tops that I attract. I feel he is throwing our life away in pursuit of a pipe dream and I long to get back the dominant top that I married a role he is suited for physically. He has been looking at escort websites, which I find depressingly inevitable. How can I wake him up to reality?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I am a man in my early 30s married to a man in his mid-50s. We have always been in an open relationship: we met at a sex party. When we met I was always a bottom and he a top. Over time, however, he has become obsessed with bottoming. He never penetrates me, even in a group, and has starting expressing jealousy about the tops that I attract. I feel he is throwing our life away in pursuit of a pipe dream and I long to get back the dominant top that I married – a role he is suited for physically. He has been looking at escort websites, which I find depressingly inevitable. How can I wake him up to reality?

I assume this is a syq since it is established that you are a top

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I am a man in my early 30s married to a man in his mid-50s. We have always been in an open relationship: we met at a sex party. When we met I was always a bottom and he a top. Over time, however, he has become obsessed with bottoming. He never penetrates me, even in a group, and has starting expressing jealousy about the tops that I attract. I feel he is throwing our life away in pursuit of a pipe dream and I long to get back the dominant top that I married a role he is suited for physically. He has been looking at escort websites, which I find depressingly inevitable. How can I wake him up to reality?

Start charging him for sex. Obviously he's willing to pay for it and you're giving it away for nothing. Stop being a sucker.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
the husband:

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I am a man in my early 30s married to a man in his mid-50s. We have always been in an open relationship: we met at a sex party. When we met I was always a bottom and he a top. Over time, however, he has become obsessed with bottoming. He never penetrates me, even in a group, and has starting expressing jealousy about the tops that I attract. I feel he is throwing our life away in pursuit of a pipe dream and I long to get back the dominant top that I married a role he is suited for physically. He has been looking at escort websites, which I find depressingly inevitable. How can I wake him up to reality?

estrogen

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

lol

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

vers erasure

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
that guy's gotta be like 5'2"

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

*solemnly walking up to every dead child's mangled corpse in the I/P conflict zone etc.* estrogen would have saved her

Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

very risky blowjob posted:

*solemnly walking up to every dead child's mangled corpse in the I/P conflict zone etc.* estrogen would have saved her

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.

very risky blowjob posted:

*solemnly walking up to every dead child's mangled corpse in the I/P conflict zone etc.* estrogen would have saved her

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

very risky blowjob posted:

*solemnly walking up to every dead child's mangled corpse in the I/P conflict zone etc.* estrogen would have saved her

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

very risky blowjob posted:

*solemnly walking up to every dead child's mangled corpse in the I/P conflict zone etc.* estrogen would have saved her

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

very risky blowjob posted:

*solemnly walking up to every dead child's mangled corpse in the I/P conflict zone etc.* estrogen would have saved her

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Straight pride parade today. Jesus Christ.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
you marched

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I did. It was in the way between my house and iced coffee. I just want to sit in the aids memorial in peace

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

So this is how the god hates fags people feel

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023



Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Poppers posted:

So this is how the god hates fags people feel

wistful?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
gay as hell

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
eating a burrito, straight prideishly

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
a missionary style burrito

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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

a missionary style burrito

Yep 😐

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