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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I don't want to meet a margin in the woods either!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How about meeting a stranger in the alps?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

If you meet a bear in the woods it will mostly just wander off, or scare you so you'll leave. They don't really want to fight anything as big as a human if they don't have to.

This is not true of a lot of men. Sure, #notallmen whatever but a bigger chunk of them than anyone would like. Your odds are better with the bear.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
the woman living in my household said "at least the bear won't rape me first" when I asked her. I can't really argue with her

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also people will believe you afterword if the bear attacks you

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
christ are we still talking about this bear poo poo

XavierAlexander
Mar 22, 2024

by Pragmatica
Did you know that the average number of skeletons people have inside them is greater than 1?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



XavierAlexander posted:

Did you know that the average number of skeletons people have inside them is greater than 1?

No....no!! :negative:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
"average bear eats 3 people a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bear eats 0 people per year. Bear Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
I can bear like 3 more pages of this awesome derail

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/XxyEahf.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Poop Faucet would work as a band name I think.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
poo poo Spigot

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

This needs sound

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Whooping Crabs posted:

This needs sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
I should call her.

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

the doo doo spigot

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

the doo doo spigot

But enough about my anatomy.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

at least do a courtesy flush for the love of god

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




Hey we found the one McDonald's where the smoothie machine works!

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Montague Tigg posted:

christ are we still talking about this bear poo poo

AV/Post combo, hell yeahq

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Cool Dad posted:

If you meet a bear in the woods it will mostly just wander off, or scare you so you'll leave. They don't really want to fight anything as big as a human if they don't have to.

This is not true of a lot of men. Sure, #notallmen whatever but a bigger chunk of them than anyone would like. Your odds are better with the bear.

otoh you can definitely tell this meme came from North America

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
WHOS BEEN making GBS threads INTO THE FACET????????? <:mad:>

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I WANT ANSWERS DAMNIT

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
everyone

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IikRJNOKdvU

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's a good thing nothing like that ever happens with the pipes we use for potable water

Vakal
May 11, 2008
https://x.com/peteblackburn/status/1788030541385675235

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

M'LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos

look out, here come my posts!

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Me after drinking three espressos

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/rb5abprs73zc1/DASH_720.mp4

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Wow, everyone's just ok with that.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!


Jeeay-zeus! I'm no structural engineer but I'm pretty sure that balcony should not have that much give even under a full load.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

nooooooope

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


8one6 posted:

Jeeay-zeus! I'm no structural engineer but I'm pretty sure that balcony should not have that much give even under a full load.

It looks more OSHA than it is:

quote:

Despite some concertgoers' fears, the balcony is designed to support fans dancing, and Monday's movement represented a safe, normal feature of the balcony, Ilitch Sports + Entertainment said in a statement.

"The type of movement seen at the recent Fox Theatre concert is common and expected on free-standing balcony structures, to support audience members actively dancing, as shown during last night’s concert," the statement said. "This capability is an integral part of the balcony’s structural engineering design. Regular inspections, most recently conducted in April, are completed to ensure the integrity and safety of the structure."

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
it doesn't take engineering to make things stand up, it takes engineering to make things stand up as cheaply as possible

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So what audio should we dub that clip? "Hell to the no no"?

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Sirotan posted:

It looks more OSHA than it is:

Is this the same sort of idea behind skyscrapers' normal behavior being that they sway with the wind?

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