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Tesseraction posted:It's always easiest and most accurate to assume musk is saying something dumb and racist and dumber than your initial cold reading of what he says, because his brain is rotted cottage cheese on a diet of weird Twitter nazi stupidity, and he was never smart to begin with. "Hmm, what are the historical themes he is inviting the reader to draw upon in order to craft a narrative here?" None. He's an idiot who half remembered the IRA used to blow people up, has attached completely the wrong reason for them doing that, and is trying to goad them into blowing up Africans now. Which hopefully if they do, they start with one particular African and leave it there.
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May 8, 2024 13:34
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Skarsnik posted:BBC News - England cricketer Monty Panesar quits George Galloway's party Looks like he needs a good spin doctor (More loudly) I SAID, LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS A GOOD SPIN DOCT-
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May 8, 2024 13:37
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Worrying amount of people who never watched Glass Onion commenting on his tweets in here. Reminds me of how the writer of Glass Onion said he mostly based the character on a couple of billionaires and that it was meant to portray them all as stupid but Musk's freaks were all like "no, this borderline cognitively impaired moron is obviously our dear leader, how dare you!"
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May 8, 2024 13:43
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 Keith looks so happy. This is the photo currently on the front page of the BBC
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May 8, 2024 13:43
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Yeah here we go https://twitter.com/BobIsntFunny/status/1607449550813290496
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May 8, 2024 13:45
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fuctifino posted:I'm willing to bet a packet of Monster Munch (the good flavour) that she'll change her mind before the GE Where did you find a packet of Ice Cream flavour MM in tyool 2024?
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May 8, 2024 13:50
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fuctifino posted:
lmao at the state of westminster. A treadmill of grift.
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May 8, 2024 13:59
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fuctifino posted:
this is probably one of the few things all voters hate too
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May 8, 2024 14:02
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May 8, 2024 14:03
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May 8, 2024 14:03
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Fuuuck, 2010 were a different era, when stuff like this was the weirdest thing you'd see all month https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2010/jul/09/paul-gascoigne-raoul-moat Lol at his agent's comment still.
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May 8, 2024 14:11
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 e: https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1788193749165572253 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 14:21 on May 8, 2024 |
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May 8, 2024 14:16
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John Swinney's just made wee free nutjob Kate Forbes his deputy. If there was any justice in the world, having a homophobic member of an anhedonic teuchter sect that hates abortion as DFM would consign the SNP to eternal electoral irrelevance, but I've got a sinking feeling this will actually make them more popular.
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May 8, 2024 14:24
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Never underestimate the underlying Conservatism of the average Scot outside of the liberal enclaves of Edinburgh and Glasgow.
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May 8, 2024 14:37
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dadrips posted:John Swinney's just made wee free nutjob Kate Forbes his deputy. If there was any justice in the world, having a homophobic member of an anhedonic teuchter sect that hates abortion as DFM would consign the SNP to eternal electoral irrelevance, but I've got a sinking feeling this will actually make them more popular. So... she's still in with a chance of getting to be boss then.  At least iv'e got the Irish sea between us.
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May 8, 2024 14:42
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keep punching joe posted:Never underestimate the underlying Conservatism of the average Scot outside of the liberal enclaves of Edinburgh and Glasgow. I will simply remind the Honourable Member that the TERF in Chief, Joanna Cherry, is MP for Edinburgh South West while John Mason, proper heidbanger that he is, is MSP for Glasgow Shettleston & before that was an MP for Glasgow East & a Glasgow City Council councillor. A man who once argued that Young Earth Creationism should be taught in schools because it can't be disproven by science. A man who used the slogan "Both Lives Matter" in 2019 as part of his regular anti-abortion crusade Just Another Lurker posted:So... she's still in with a chance of getting to be boss then. The only reason Swinney is leader without a fight is because he clearly promised her the gig. Must admit, I can't see me voting SNP anymore, even at Westminster where the electoral system ensures wee parties stand no chance. I wasn't going at Holyrood anyway because Fergus Ewing is a contemptible poo poo, but nah, not touching this party. forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 14:53 on May 8, 2024 |
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May 8, 2024 14:47
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Is she literally wearing a flag as a necktie?
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May 8, 2024 14:47
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https://twitter.com/rustyrockets/status/1788177828275466515 The turds in the Thames seem to be getting bigger by the day
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May 8, 2024 14:52
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So what's this John Swinney like then? Good egg?
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May 8, 2024 14:53
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bears grylls... cancelled
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May 8, 2024 14:54
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Tai posted:So what's this John Swinney like then? Good egg? He's at best a middle of the road non-entity. A steady hand party functionary. He was leader in the 2000s when Salmond first stepped down & well, fair to say he's not remembered at all. And that he's willing to sell out Scotland to religious headbangers & TERFs for the sake of party unity says nothing positive.
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May 8, 2024 14:57
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Tai posted:So what's this John Swinney like then? Good egg? He's been in government in Scotland for like 25 years straight, and was the leader for 4 years until he was forced out due to not having a working plan for independence. Also apparently fiscally a conservative and with Forbes in as deputy, socially too. Would be funny if the Greens threaten to vote him out for this.
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May 8, 2024 15:00
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Tai posted:So what's this John Swinney like then? Good egg? Imagine a terribly boring yet competent accountant, who holds no strong opinions on anything. You have imagined John Swinney. I expect that there will be a confidence/supply agreement with the Greens as... Tories are toxic, Labour have an insane tribal hatred of the SNP and the Liberals are just poo poo. keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 15:02 on May 8, 2024 |
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May 8, 2024 15:00
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OwlFancier posted:Is she literally wearing a flag as a necktie? Makes her looks like a stewardess.
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May 8, 2024 15:01
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Cool, I don't need to vote in another GE then
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May 8, 2024 15:05
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/rustyrockets/status/1788177828275466515
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May 8, 2024 15:07
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May 8, 2024 15:11
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Is the holy spirit or the river Thames the third humanoid in the image?
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May 8, 2024 15:16
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If you made a spirit out of distilled thames water it'd be called aqua shitae
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May 8, 2024 15:19
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Oh no, I thought Grylls wasn't that type of a religious guy. Or maybe he's just extremely naïve.
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May 8, 2024 15:23
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keep punching joe posted:I expect that there will be a confidence/supply agreement with the Greens as... Tories are toxic, Labour have an insane tribal hatred of the SNP and the Liberals are just poo poo. Hard to imagine appointing Forbes has helped the chances of making a deal with the greens, though. Maybe he can get them briefly on board with some platitudes but at some point he's going to have to actually do a policy or two and choose one of them to piss off
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May 8, 2024 15:25
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keep punching joe posted:Tories are toxic
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May 8, 2024 15:27
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dadrips posted:They may be, but the first minority SNP admin relied on them for getting budgets passed so stranger things have happened.. OK yes, but that was before Cameron decided to open the referendum box and plunge the UK into a forever constitutional crisis. The SNP are just as toxic to the Tories as the Tories are to the SNP now. If the parliamentary Greens want to maintain any influence (and I expect they do) then they'll probably be pragmatic in supporting SNP budgets and abstaining on stuff they dislike. I think it helps them electorally, by peeling off SNP list votes, and also freezes Alba out of the equation. keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 15:35 on May 8, 2024 |
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May 8, 2024 15:33
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Swinney apparently said his priority in government is combating child poverty. The journalist who reported that noted this was the opening line for Yousaf and Sturgeon before him, both of whom didn't really make much of a mark there because of Westminster austerity being the base cause.
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May 8, 2024 15:36
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Ed Balls - National Treasure 
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May 8, 2024 15:47
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smellmycheese posted:Ed Balls - National Treasure A national treasure on the level of a dust mite
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May 8, 2024 15:59
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Read that as "wore that loss well, leaving his wife Yvette Cooper" and was initially cackling.
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May 8, 2024 16:23
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May 8, 2024 16:30
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Fitting given Natalie's husband's behaviour and the Drake allegations, both new and prior to the Lamar murder spree.
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May 8, 2024 16:31
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E:^^^^ yup I feel like with the recent rap beef revelations, my brain reinterprets this so that the lower panels represent Drake approving that the subject has a BBL or is a 13yo girl
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