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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


jeebus bob posted:

But if that application is unlikely to get you an interview, what's the point? Do you derive satisfaction from the symbolic act of pressing send on a web form?

Probably. I buy Powerball tickets knowing that I'll lose because buying one gives me a buy in to dream about what I would do with the money if I did win. Similar vibe

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Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Probably. I buy Powerball tickets knowing that I'll lose because buying one gives me a buy in to dream about what I would do with the money if I did win. Similar vibe

It's just, like, a handful of days where you can have something to think about in your idle moments other than how much poo poo sucks. Good use of $10.

:respek:

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

https://x.com/rcbregman/status/1786331219715616890?s=46&t=v69FFc9gmilk6I-vYnAGzw

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Another one of those fun charts where you can clearly see the Reagan Cliff

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

tokin opposition posted:

Don't encourage number guy

that’ll be $20 please

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Carthag Tuek posted:

pro tip: just be tall and handsome and part of the ingroup, its super easy to get a job

yep. seems like a skill issue.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Carthag Tuek posted:

pro tip: just be tall and handsome and part of the ingroup, its super easy to get a job

Alas I post here instead of the cool kid forums

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Car Hater posted:

Alas I post here instead of the cool kid forums

My mom told me this was the cool kids' forums :(

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Zodium posted:

yep. seems like a skill issue.

my one weakness is being a talentless idiot

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Carthag Tuek posted:

pro tip: just be tall and handsome and part of the ingroup, its super easy to get a job

highly, highly recommended

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


it’s always a little weird to me when they mix “richest” (wealth) and “bottom half of income-earners” (income), but the trend is disgusting even so

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
the worst job application i ever filled out was IT director for some NGO, and I did the usual bullshit of uploading your resume, then entering your information and work history into the next several form screens of what was already in the resume.

after that was a page with like 10 essay questions, dumb poo poo like "what do you believe the role of non-profits are in todays society" anyway i assumed i would definetly at least get an interview because no one in their right mind would spend the 4 hours it took to me apply for 1 job and there would probably be a limited candidate pool.

well you can guess how that went, a thank you form letter 6 months later letting me know the position had been filled. too bad this was before the days of chatGPT where i could have just copied and pasted an answer in in a couple minutes.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

lol getting laid off by Max Headroom

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

The Nastier Nate posted:

the worst job application i ever filled out was IT director for some NGO, and I did the usual bullshit of uploading your resume, then entering your information and work history into the next several form screens of what was already in the resume.

after that was a page with like 10 essay questions, dumb poo poo like "what do you believe the role of non-profits are in todays society" anyway i assumed i would definetly at least get an interview because no one in their right mind would spend the 4 hours it took to me apply for 1 job and there would probably be a limited candidate pool.

well you can guess how that went, a thank you form letter 6 months later letting me know the position had been filled. too bad this was before the days of chatGPT where i could have just copied and pasted an answer in in a couple minutes.

being a good boy and writing a lot didn't get you the job? That's a shock

*job advice voice* did you try saying in your cover letter that you really wanted the job

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The pilot guy who makes videos about pilot stuff I watch on youtube is doing a series on how Boeing managed to piss their entire reputation down the drain to chase quarterly number that seems very this thread appropriate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCbHpJShoXk

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Regarde Aduck posted:

my one weakness is being a talentless idiot

Surprisingly not a deal breaker if you've got the rest of the reqs

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The pilot's name? Captain Obvious

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Regarde Aduck posted:

my one weakness is being a talentless idiot

sounds like management material

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

One weird trick to get your career going: use your dad's network.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

My advice is getting years of experience in a very niche technical field before anyone else finds out about it

Until that bubble pops I just pick a job from whatever companies are harassing me to work for them

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1787913706711531528

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I looked it up and he's specifically saying they should build the factories that make Iron Dome components, so it's less "build the bombs that kill them" and more "build the thing that prevents them from shooting back" which I'm sure would work out just great.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Perfect position to introduce points of failure into the supply chain I suppose

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
all the mental gymnastics have melted the lib brains

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

There’s no better way to turn an enemy into an ally than to give him a job. That may sound far-fetched, but history is on my side. After Germany’s surrender in 1945, amid a landscape of destroyed cities, the Marshall Plan helped rebuild Germany into a peaceful ally. The reconstruction of Japan started during occupation under Gen. Douglas MacArthur. We did a pretty good job because—wouldn’t you know it—behind China and the U.S., Japan is third in the world in global manufacturing output. Germany is fourth, Italy seventh.

Ah yes, famously prosperous postwar Japan and Germany

quote:

This hiring of old enemies is still happening. All those antiwar protesters from the 1960s and ’70s, including “Hanoi Jane” Fonda, would be shocked to learn that their iPads, AirPods and Apple Watches are sourced in Vietnam.

What exactly do you think people were protesting in the 60's and 70's???

Anyway you get far enough down and the mask slips a little more and he starts creepily salivating over the concept of even more cheap exploitable labor:

quote:

So turn Gaza and the West Bank into factory floors assembling defense systems, although maybe add the explosives elsewhere. Bring great jobs and a middle class to their mostly poor inhabitants—they can even work on Saturdays!—without handouts from the politicized United Nations. Turn Gaza into Hong Kong, a place of free trade, or Mexico, a neighbor with a cheap but effective labor force.
In 1975, Vietnam was a war-ravaged, rice-growing communist backwater. In 1994, the U.S. imported $50 million in goods from Vietnam. In 2023, we imported $114 billion worth. Vietnam’s labor productivity in 2021 ranked only 136th of 185 countries. It still grew, as the country has inexpensive labor and lots of room to improve. After Germany reunified in 1991, the formerly communist east turned around in short order. On a visit to South Korea years ago, I learned the country has detailed action plans to take over North Korea if and when the current regime collapses, and turn it into a cheap-labor manufacturing powerhouse. Israel needs to do the same to assure long-term peace on its borders.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Shame Boy posted:

There’s no better way to turn an enemy into an ally than to give him a job. That may sound far-fetched, but history is on my side. After Germany’s surrender in 1945, amid a landscape of destroyed cities, the Marshall Plan helped rebuild Germany into a peaceful ally. The reconstruction of Japan started during occupation under Gen. Douglas MacArthur. We did a pretty good job because—wouldn’t you know it—behind China and the U.S., Japan is third in the world in global manufacturing output. Germany is fourth, Italy seventh.

Why start at Germany's surrender and not look at what happened before it, I wonder?

Mandel Brotset
Jan 1, 2024

Shame Boy posted:

I looked it up and he's specifically saying they should build the factories that make Iron Dome components, so it's less "build the bombs that kill them" and more "build the thing that prevents them from shooting back" which I'm sure would work out just great.

imagine a perfectly spherical economy…

Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost
Does he explain why it has to be weapons? Can't it be bobble heads or TVs? He does seem overly eager to exploit North Korea and Gaza for "cheap labor".

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Boot and Rally posted:

Does he explain why it has to be weapons? Can't it be bobble heads or TVs? He does seem overly eager to exploit North Korea and Gaza for "cheap labor".

supply and demand, look at how much fighting there is in the middle east. that's cuz they just love it over there, same way we love buying smart tvs that last for 2 years

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
providing weapons to israel is good, so obviously if palestine wants to be good they should get in on that action.

Ardlen
Sep 30, 2005
WoT



Shame Boy posted:

In 1975, Vietnam was a war-ravaged, rice-growing communist backwater. In 1994, the U.S. imported $50 million in goods from Vietnam. In 2023, we imported $114 billion worth.
For some reason, it doesn't mention that Vietnam is still a rice-growing communist country, just not one currently at war or embargoed by the US.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Boot and Rally posted:

Does he explain why it has to be weapons? Can't it be bobble heads or TVs? He does seem overly eager to exploit North Korea and Gaza for "cheap labor".

Because "the whole world saw how well the iron dome performed recently and so everyone's going to want to buy an export version" so you see the Palestinians could get in on the GROUND FLOOR

He does throw in "and semiconductors" almost as an afterthought near the end too, but yeah this is definitely a half-baked toilet thought this dude had while reading some news article about the iron dome shooting some stuff down and being all Buck Turgidson "boy I sure wish we had one o' them iron domes" about it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Boot and Rally posted:

Does he explain why it has to be weapons? Can't it be bobble heads or TVs? He does seem overly eager to exploit North Korea and Gaza for "cheap labor".

I suppose it's about time for Nike and the fashion industry to be looking for new places to build sweatshops.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Ardlen posted:

For some reason, it doesn't mention that Vietnam is still a rice-growing communist country, just not one currently at war or embargoed by the US.

Yes, Vietnam is definitely fully communist. Same as China. Also something about cats in the dark

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

BonHair posted:

Yes, Vietnam is definitely fully communist. Same as China. Also something about cats in the dark

They plot and scheme in the dark :hmmyes:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ardlen posted:

For some reason, it doesn't mention that Vietnam is still a rice-growing communist country, just not one currently at war or embargoed by the US.

It is settled then. Gaza will become a rice-growing communist country.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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capitalism thread going hard in the competition for “bleakest thread.”

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Jul 28, 2003


Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

BonHair posted:

Yes, Vietnam is definitely fully communist. Same as China. Also something about cats in the dark

Glad we agree on Vietnam and China.

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Mandel Brotset
Jan 1, 2024

Orange Devil posted:

Glad we agree on Vietnam and China.

yes they are ftw

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