Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
(Thread IKs: loquacius)
 
  • Post
  • Reply
RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


In Training posted:

wait brainworms are real????

they’re called yeerks :eng101:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
hey the Yeerk Store called



Animal Teams

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

not a real doctor but is a real worm

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Brimruk
Jun 5, 2009

SMH, this motherfucker can't even kick off the Golden Path correctly

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

I see.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe
I'm voting for the candidates with active brain worms.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
All hail President Worm

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

worm brain
mush brain
burger brain


take your pick, folks. this is american democracy at work.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
"i have a dead worm in my brain"

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

Only one? Biden has dozens of vermin crawling through his decaying brain. Biden wins again

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
brain brain what is brain

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

"The worm in my brain is dead" is the exact kind of thing that a worm controlling a presidential candidate would want you to believe.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

gradenko_2000 posted:

brain brain what is brain

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


only an extremely powerful man can have his brain-eating worm starve to death

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
respond to every debate question with "I have a dead worm in my brain." no candidate in history has ever tried this before. this strategy could propel him the whitehouse. we might see a dead beetle in brain candidate in 2026

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


Reality is breaking down

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


this man is going to be president

quote:

“Mr. Kennedy said he was then subsisting on a diet heavy on predatory fish, notably tuna and perch, both known to have elevated mercury levels. In the interview with The Times, he said that he had experienced “severe brain fog” and had trouble retrieving words. Mr. Kennedy, an environmental lawyer who has railed against the dangers of mercury contamination in fish from coal-fired power plants, had his blood tested.

He said the tests showed his mercury levels were 10 times what the Environmental Protection Agency considers safe.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



presidential

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
RFK announces he's actually running for vice president

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
typical third-party pandering for even their candidate to have a broken brain

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


is pepsi ok posted:

"The worm in my brain is dead" is the exact kind of thing that a worm controlling a presidential candidate would want you to believe.

posted like a real worm

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Bro Dad posted:

this man is going to be president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCDKk2s0pQM

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
did the worm come from the burger

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



No matter how he tried he could not break free, and the worms ate into his brain.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i can't believe RFK got brain worms from eating... too much tuna...


bring it out bring it out bring it out

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


[doctor] i’m sorry to have to tell you this mr. kennedy, but you have brainworms

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

Bro Dad posted:

this man is going to be president

I have a lot of questions but I’m also fine with it.

Ted Wassanasong
Apr 8, 2020

Trabisnikof posted:

In 4 years, in an administration that was mostly unprepared, unfocused, and incompetent, Donald Trump killed abortion rights for a generation and got a million people killed. If literally anyone thinks his next turn in the chair, after he's had 4 years to seethe and prepare, will not be worse, they're loving delusional.

Democracy in this country is over if that guy gets elected. Like, done. Voting rights are done. Abortion rights are done. LGBTQ+ rights are done. Minority rights are done. And he won't leave until he dies. So yeah. If you want that over the guy who's on the verge of possibly getting an Israeli/Palestinian ceasefire on the books, sure. Do it. But don't loving complain when you inevitably find yourselves in the line of fire.

What party was in power when roe died again???

In the Colosseum
Jan 2, 2008

They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

No matter how he tried he could not break free, and the worms ate into his brain.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Bro Dad posted:

this man is going to be president

vaxxed?

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Ted Wassanasong posted:

What party was in power when roe died again???

swing voter Bumfuck Nobody forced us to

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I don't know how but he somehow managed to top the Kevin Spacey endorsement news

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
i prefer to leave my brain worms up to speculation

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Excelzior posted:



presidential

thars right

at least the brain worm has a functioning brain

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i can't believe RFK got brain worms from eating... too much tuna...


bring it out bring it out bring it out

He's like the bizzaro version of Micheal Douglas

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnacuExbZOo

24 locations now

The Sean has issued a correction as of 14:45 on May 8, 2024

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
I'm Not a Sicko There's a Worm in my Head

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i need to get out ahead of this story about the dead worm in my brain, that ate part of my brain and died

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply