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What the gently caress is the meaning and intent, I think this is the first time in a while I've seen something I'm not internet poisoned enough to understand
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Guildencrantz posted:What the gently caress is the meaning and intent, I think this is the first time in a while I've seen something I'm not internet poisoned enough to understand "I'm a nice guy, why...."
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May 8, 2024 14:45
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I was afraid to ask but yeah what the gently caress. I guess this woman really likes to have a cavalcade of white guys run a train on her. That's all I've got. One of them is a total dork who is way overdressed for the gangbang and brought flowers e: OK but then why is he complaining, yeah he's not first in line but he's still part of it, most incels would be happy
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May 8, 2024 14:47
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Guildencrantz posted:What the gently caress is the meaning and intent, I think this is the first time in a while I've seen something I'm not internet poisoned enough to understand Looks like a combo "nice guys finish last" and "all women are whores". Depending on which flavour of right-wing rear end in a top hat is posting it, it'll mean either: - Only date virgins. - The only thing women are good for is sex.
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May 8, 2024 14:47
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"can we hurry this up, I'm meeting my mum for lunch later and it's her birthday"
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May 8, 2024 14:48
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He's an Interflora courier. You guys are weird 
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May 8, 2024 14:49
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3D Megadoodoo posted:He's an Interflora courier. You guys are weird
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So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs. e: wrong app
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May 8, 2024 15:00
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BonHair posted:Meanwhile, Dinosaur Comics is probably still going using the exact same clipart arrangement. Same deal, just without want pretence. Also incredibly good based on the limitations of the format It appears to still be updating mwf, which makes sense because you obviously need to keep your day job when your hobby is writing the main Fantastic Four comic for Marvel.
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May 8, 2024 15:01
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Guildencrantz posted:What the gently caress is the meaning and intent, I think this is the first time in a while I've seen something I'm not internet poisoned enough to understand I think it's "this woman doesn't understand that I'm different and special", or rather "I'm special why is she loving these guys and not me??"
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May 8, 2024 15:03
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Sagebrush posted:mr buckley: what is going on with the crotch of your pants? how does that whole situation work? I mean we already know there are issues with the output.
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PittTheElder posted:I think it's "this woman doesn't understand that I'm different and special", or rather "I'm special why is she loving these guys and not me??" But he actually is one of the guys waiting their turn. Probably would have been front of the queue if he hadn't wasted time picking out a suit and flowers like a dumbass. It's his own fault.
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May 8, 2024 15:10
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Guildencrantz posted:What the gently caress is the meaning and intent, I think this is the first time in a while I've seen something I'm not internet poisoned enough to understand Attempting to translate from incel horseshit I believe that what it’s trying to visualise is that the woman you are foolishly trying to date as a nice guy has had a string of guys before you and also after you. Because females. 
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freeedr posted:So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs.
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freeedr posted:So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs. Uh, which app was the right one?
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CPColin posted:Uh, which app was the right one?  
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generatrix posted:Looks like a combo "nice guys finish last" and "all women are whores". Depending on which flavour of right-wing rear end in a top hat is posting it, it'll mean either: For the type of people this is made for I'm shocked all the dudes are white.
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freeedr posted:I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. Please don't post your Mr Hands fanfics here or anywhere else for that matter.
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May 8, 2024 15:41
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I like how whoever decided it needed more currency as a meme whited out all the butts to make it totally SFW
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freeedr posted:So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs. You’re getting closer and closer to a checkpoint. You feel like you have a kilo of horse in your colon. The agent wants to stare up your rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope but he can’t, not without your help. Why aren’t you helping him?
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Data Graham posted:I like how whoever decided it needed more currency as a meme whited out all the butts to make it totally SFW This is how censoring works in the age of the algorithm. You can depict whatever sex thing as long as the computer doesn't recognize any nudity. Same thing with text, saying "I would like to have sex with my wife" gets removed for being obscene, but "let me allow [a bunch of aubergines] up my [peach]" is fine.
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11. Sarcasm. Your shirt doesn't matter dickweed.
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Ah, the magic of video editing!
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Holy Lmao If anybody doesn’t get it, this should explain: https://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-best/3/
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You know if all of the guys in line coordinated a bit, everyone there could be having sex simultaneously.
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Cartoon Man posted:Holy Lmao Tired: spreadsheet posting Inspired: database posting
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How the hell did I know this was dickbutt before looking there is something wrong with me
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But why does he look angry?
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euphronius posted:I’m like Mr Pitt with these things Tell me you have astigmatism without saying (or possibly knowing) you have astigmatism.
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it's never my turn to see the sailboat
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I imagine George Bush wanted to measure our youths athletic ability for possible drafting into the military purposes. I did "presidential fitness" but a lot of people I have talked to that were younger or older than me have no idea about this. I think I got the top spot or 2 in the school for standing long jump, but we had one kid doing butt loads of one armed pullups and I had to hang for a minute or so.
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