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I mean, link to an article or something. I'm not reading Twitter posts or watching TikTok for news so maybe gently caress off with your poo poo. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Has Elon tuned down the race baiting or is it just no longer novel or interesting to point out his ketamine hole apartheid screeds anymore? In the last 24 hours, it looks like he's only posted about immigrants immigranTS MMIGRANTS uhhhhhh hmmm maybe a dozen times.
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May 8, 2024 16:57
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 it takes me like 2 minutes max to find specifically requested pictures in my ever-expanding Trump image library
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May 8, 2024 16:58
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Potato Salad posted:Has Elon tuned down the race baiting or is it just no longer novel or interesting to point out his ketamine hole apartheid screeds anymore? It's too depressing for me doing the Trump trial and then Elon doing a billion racisms.
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May 8, 2024 16:58
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Given their unreliability, would you even be able to service them in Russia? kazil posted:It's too depressing for me doing the Trump trial and then Elon doing a billion racisms. Thank you for running the Trump trial.
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May 8, 2024 16:58
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Signal: closed, un-auditable, unsecure, haXored, incompetent Twitter: open, auditable, secure, l33t, competently designed thank you Lord Jesus for Elon Musk
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May 8, 2024 16:59
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Anderson Koopa posted:Given their unreliability, would you even be able to service them in Russia? 
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May 8, 2024 17:00
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Lmao that Elon is obviously choosing sides in this dumb rap beef on arguably the worse side. Dude is like a fly and always finds the biggest pile of poo poo.
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MrQwerty posted:
As usual, the chuds keep on pwning the libs. It's very real. The libs are right there, in reality, cowering and sniveling as I...*scrolls up*... lacerate my leg severely enough on the door to require stitches???
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May 8, 2024 17:03
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Okay but the Lithuanian customs agents should have let this go to Russia. I see exactly zero reason to part any overly-credulous, hyper-wealthy fools from motorized suicide booths, regardless of national origin. This isn't a "omg geopolitics" post, this is me being absolutely giddy with how many wealthy fools have been separated from six figures of that wealth for a car that, in addition to looking incredibly stupid, requires repair sometimes before they even have a chance to drive it.
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May 8, 2024 17:06
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The biggest crime there is we miss seeing the Cybertruck turned into a technical, and it getting nailed by a drone.
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May 8, 2024 17:07
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There's even a Wikipedia article. That means it must be important! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud
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May 8, 2024 17:08
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CitizenKain posted:The biggest crime there is we miss seeing the Cybertruck turned into a technical, and it getting nailed by a drone. They’d have to bring in Red Adair after the conflict is over to put out the fire.
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May 8, 2024 17:10
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WhyteRyce posted:How’s that Tesla insurance working??? Still love the insurance though.
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May 8, 2024 17:11
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CitizenKain posted:The biggest crime there is we miss seeing the Cybertruck turned into a technical, and it getting nailed by a drone. how do you turn it into a technical, there's not enough space in the fake bed to mount anything and put a person in there to use it lmao it cant drive offroad, either
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This guy: I'm gonna paint my Cybertruck to look like a normal truck to own the normies somehow. Me: Oh wow, that piece of poo poo actually looks halfway decent with real contour lines on it. Shame about it still being a Cybertruck though.
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nine-gear crow posted:This guy: I'm gonna paint my Cybertruck to look like a normal truck to own the normies somehow. that wrap and the camo wrap were during the period where Tesla was sending them out to drive around cities to drive up hype Tesla paid for that
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May 8, 2024 17:14
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MrQwerty posted:
It takes him longer because the file names in his meme folder are just hdmaxresdefault.jpg, maxresdefault.jpg (1), maxresdefault.jpg (2), maxresdefault.jpg (3), etc.
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It's true, the best a Cybertruck can hope to look is equivalent to a Toyota whose cab has been partially crushed by attempting to drive under insufficient clearance
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May 8, 2024 17:16
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MrQwerty posted:that wrap and the camo wrap were during the period where Tesla was sending them out to drive around cities to drive up hype Elon: How are we going to market my masterpiece? Telsa Goon 1: We'll cover it in a vinyl wrap that makes it look like a better, more popular truck to trick people into buying it. Elon: That's a [ketamine kicks in and Musk stares at the wall thinking it's a giant touch screen for six hours while everyone else goes home for the day]
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May 8, 2024 17:17
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Drake, like Elon Musk, thinks all small businesses want to give him free things for exposure. Maybe next time let the manager pick up the weed, champ.
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May 8, 2024 17:23
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I cannot get over what an absolutely life destroying financial decision the cybertruck is. Apart from the fact the car might physically kill you or a light breeze will cause extensive maintenance work. There is going to be no resale value when Elon guts the company and the software stops working. These Libertarian dickheads with passive income fantasies could just mortgage a property and then rent it. ghouldaddy07 fucked around with this message at 17:27 on May 8, 2024 |
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Aww, Ukraine's attempt to burn down another Russian complex, foiled!
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ghouldaddy07 posted:I cannot get over what an absolutely life destroying financial decision the cybertruck is. Apart from the fact the car might physically kill you or a light breeze will cause extensive maintenance work. it's like buying an Edsel except you aren't allowed to work on it under any circumstances and won't be able to figure out how to work on it even if you try (unless you dedicate multiple personal fortunes to doing so)
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May 8, 2024 17:31
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i like for all the super nova burning hate I have for emojis. atleast pictograms a form of communication that is capable of "poetry" or subtext. image macros on the other hand just have layers of cringe as the worse people on earth think that theyre important. also yeah sure, Twitter has """""encrypted"""""" DMs, stop asking about the gov. and security suits musk lets into the backrooms or musk himself going through DMs of Grimes or his posting enemies
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Slotducks posted:you wont care when your insurance premium hikes are offset tenfold by the revenue your car nets you while you sleep when its on its robotaxi shift *wakes up to find a pool of vomit on wheels charging inside my garage* Oh good my Cybertruck is safe
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ghouldaddy07 posted:I cannot get over what an absolutely life destroying financial decision the cybertruck is. Apart from the fact the car might physically kill you or a light breeze will cause extensive maintenance work. something falls off my Civic(which costs less than a 1/3 of a cybertruck), I go over to the dealership and they have me fixed up in a few hours. Maybe there's a labor cost. Or if I feel like the dealership is shady, I can take it a half dozen other autorepair places that have access to the same supply channels the dealership has. The cybertruck's gear selector/wheel/brake pedal falls off, you're looking at 4 months before the dealership can fix it. No you can't take it to a 3rd party shop. If you fix it yourself, you're risking voiding the warranty. Also if you're looking into electric offroading more capable than a cybertruck, go get one of those ~$1000 AliExpress golf carts and install better suspension, swap the motor and battery. coconono fucked around with this message at 17:43 on May 8, 2024 |
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Anderson Koopa posted:Given their unreliability, would you even be able to service them in Russia? I would be more worried about being bricked from software updates
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who needs robotaxis im going to be carried around in a palanquin by 4 Optimii
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Potato Salad posted:Okay but the Lithuanian customs agents should have let this go to Russia. I see exactly zero reason to part any overly-credulous, hyper-wealthy fools from motorized suicide booths, regardless of national origin.
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zedprime posted:Oh so you think it's fine to import highly advanced AI technology into a sanctioned country if it's funny? Don't worry, the cybertruck can't even run Autopilot/FSD.
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ghouldaddy07 posted:I cannot get over what an absolutely life destroying financial decision the cybertruck is. Apart from the fact the car might physically kill you or a light breeze will cause extensive maintenance work.
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temple posted:It's not. And they know it's all bullshit. But it has to be bitter to blow all that on a toy and it's a lovely toy. Like a toy you wait years for and breaks a day after you get it. Then you have to drive the regular car and loudly tell everyone your cyber truck is in the shop for the next 6 months (after which it breaks again). Still love the truck though.
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kazil posted:Imagine if they just made a normal rear end EV pickup truck can't do that when you can't do anything another automaker is doing because INNOVATION
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Lmao, I finally saw the Trukk in person today, and let out a literal in delight at how dumb it looks in real life. I hope it's just someone passing through, though, this is a tiny rural town where I've only seen a handful of Teslas, so I wasn't expecting anyone to have the $100k mobile dumpster around here.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lmao, I finally saw the Trukk in person today, and let out a literal yeah its really shocking how pictures just don't do it any justice at all if you've never seen one, christ, every picture of it looks like a goddamn marketing photoshop of a Ferrari compared to what it looks like IRL
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