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Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

On the 9th day of may smoking accidents cause a vacationers dismay

The speech-to-text revelations indicate this is free-verse rapping about the Ukr war, which is a level of outsider art I can appreciate.

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Blistex posted:

Everyone asks, "where is Armata?". Nobody asks, "how is Armata?".

While the real question is; "why is Armata?".

zone
Dec 6, 2016

snip, never mind

zone fucked around with this message at 07:05 on May 8, 2024

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



If you're referring to that image you posted; it's been around since at least 2012

zone
Dec 6, 2016

freelop posted:

If you're referring to that image you posted; it's been around since at least 2012

Wait, really? drat

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1787731270346129815

The dream of the Russian Empire is pounding hard in the heart of the Finnish fisherman :finland:

Keisari
May 24, 2011

bad_fmr posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1787731270346129815

The dream of the Russian Empire is pounding hard in the heart of the Finnish fisherman :finland:

Lmao. Ah yes, last time Finnish fishermen welcomed Russians with open arms and were so overjoyed, that they embraced them so hard almost half a mil died.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/BBCSteveR/status/1788091640168742947

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
that's fine

if he dies tomorrow

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:



Bullshido shaman at Putin’s inauguration.
Key Lime Sempai

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:



Bullshido shaman at Putin’s inauguration.

President Putin has been elected five times
That's five times, ah ah ah

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

bad_fmr posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1787731270346129815

The dream of the Russian Empire is pounding hard in the heart of the Finnish fisherman :finland:

Wanting to join the Russian empire so hard that it joined NATO to make it happen

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


zone posted:


New Blyatman dropped

cyka cyka cyka cyka blyatman blyatman blyatman!

Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012
blyatman and robbin'

DiomedesGodshill
Feb 21, 2009

bad_fmr posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1787731270346129815

The dream of the Russian Empire is pounding hard in the heart of the Finnish fisherman :finland:

Every time that man opens his mouth all I hear is "My villas!"

naem
May 29, 2011

Lord Awkward posted:

blyatman and robbin'

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Keisari posted:

Lmao. Ah yes, last time Finnish fishermen welcomed Russians with open arms and were so overjoyed, that they embraced them so hard almost half a mil died.
A loss Russia is willing to accept

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:



Bullshido shaman at Putin’s inauguration.

lol he looks permanently winded

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:



Bullshido shaman at Putin’s inauguration.

Like another guy we know, a dude who's fake hairline is somehow the least bullshit thing about him.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
is seagal really popular with russians or something? what does the regime gain from having him hang out with all the important people?

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Lord Awkward posted:

blyatman and robbin'

Blyatman and Ropnik*
it was right there

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

LordArgh posted:

is seagal really popular with russians or something? what does the regime gain from having him hang out with all the important people?

He's just the cook

zone
Dec 6, 2016



Welp, it looks like Strelkov is done for

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

zone posted:



Welp, it looks like Strelkov is done for

Oh no.

Anyway.

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:



Bullshido shaman at Putin’s inauguration.
lmao the expression on his face just seals it, it's almost as if he's just noticed how poo poo that loving painted-on hairline actually looks.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LordArgh posted:

is seagal really popular with russians or something? what does the regime gain from having him hang out with all the important people?

https://i.imgur.com/UQfqR8H.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/6lBmSEV.mp4

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


this is one of my favorite videos ever

Burns
May 10, 2008

Steven Seagal had had probably one of the most hilarious falls from grace so much so that he had to move to Russia.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Polidoro posted:

He's just the cook

Last one, plane 'sploded.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1788231836184752166

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Good

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1788264582470947034
:dukedog:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Ukraine is willing to fight Russia to the last Russian foreign asset.

BigRoman
Jun 19, 2005

zone posted:



Welp, it looks like Strelkov is done for

Honestly...I miss his doom posting.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I kind of want to go back in time and tell 1994 me that in 30 years he's going to be in MUCH better shape than Steven Seagal.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

BigRoman posted:

Honestly...I miss his doom posting.
I think he would have been spared if he didn't egg on Pringles Man and by extension say that monke was fair game during the Wagner prank coup. His attempt at trying to stand for election was just the last straw I guess.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Powered Descent posted:

I kind of want to go back in time and tell 1994 me that in 30 years he's going to be in MUCH better shape than Steven Seagal.

actual lol

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




very wrong thread sorry about that

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Lol is this real and unironic? It's super extra funny if you compare it to what the that style of dance actually looks like.

large hands
Jan 24, 2006

Powered Descent posted:

I kind of want to go back in time and tell 1994 me that in 30 years he's going to be in MUCH better shape than Steven Seagal.

lmao

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DiomedesGodshill
Feb 21, 2009


She is a fantastic dancer. Seagal is not.

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