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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

No more tears, only dreams now

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Android Apocalypse posted:

I got a friend that does modeling work for Nike & Columbia and the broccoli & chicken diet helps a lot in keeping that good physique.


Meanwhile I found a place that was clearancing out all their Cadbury candy eggs the day after Easter and I'm still working thru that lot.

Oh I'm sorry.


"Broccoli and chicken" diet

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Modal Auxiliary posted:

You're really gonna wash all that down with a single Spindrift? Are you the LA Beast?

He boofs the Cadbury Creme Eggs, to get the crème into his bloodstream faster.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Broccoli and chicken diet*

*Latest fad

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Mauser posted:

*Latest fad

Sicklyos

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

African or European?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

The horngus of a dongswallow, which is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
no more porngus

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

The bear just would have approached one of the dozens of women in the woods with them at any given time and gestured clumsily, one has gotta figure it out.

3-0 bear.

Okay I have to ask; What is the origin of the "woman picks bear" thing going around? I've seen it referenced a bunch, but never the source of it all.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
A Canadian best seller!

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Okay I have to ask; What is the origin of the "woman picks bear" thing going around? I've seen it referenced a bunch, but never the source of it all.

Some online survey or something where women were asked if they'd rather run into a bear or a random man in the woods, and like 90% choose the bear.
Queue the usual online incelocracy losing their collective minds.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
what are you doing step-bear

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

JPrime posted:

are you Hugh Dennis in disguise
No, but I understand why you ask.

Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.
Wokka wokka whore <- Nick Cage Wickerman bear jokes

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Okay I have to ask; What is the origin of the "woman picks bear" thing going around? I've seen it referenced a bunch, but never the source of it all.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Okay I have to ask; What is the origin of the "woman picks bear" thing going around? I've seen it referenced a bunch, but never the source of it all.

https://twitter.com/Urtoez75_2/status/1785734459800576103

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's berry-picking season soon. The woods are going to be loving full of men, women, and bears. We'll see how this goes!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The power move is to have your trained bear pick the berries for you, which you can present to the woman you're trying to woo.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Android Apocalypse posted:

The power move is to have your trained bear pick the berries for you, which you can present to the woman you're trying to woo.

Bears are very good at picking berries already, but because they lack opposable thumbs they put them in themselves instead of a bucket.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

What if you're walking through Chicago?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Velocity Raptor posted:

What if you're walking through Chicago?

Certainly avoid the Chicago Bears

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

No. 6 posted:

Certainly avoid the Chicago Bears

What about Chicago Bulls?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No. 6 posted:

Certainly avoid the Chicago Bears


You'll be fine just stay away from their Chicago Cubs

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Paladinus posted:

What about Chicago Bulls?

#NotAllRodmen

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

kazil posted:

#NotAllRodmen

#ButDefinitelyThatGuy

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



my family group chat loving loves the bear meme's evolution, keep them coming

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Potato Salad posted:

my family group chat loving loves the bear meme's evolution, keep them coming

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

No. 6 posted:

Certainly avoid the Chicago Bears

In one voice the women of earth spoke, "da bears"

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


lol the little butt cheek

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Cable Guy posted:

No, but I understand why you ask.

drat!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Potato Salad posted:

my family group chat loving loves the bear meme's evolution, keep them coming


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/nAsul3C.gifv

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

That ice priest looks pissed.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

True, bears are far more likely to use toilet paper than many of the men taking offense to the meme.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

HPanda posted:

True, bears are far more likely to use toilet paper than many of the men taking offense to the meme.

As a bidet user, I

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Pretty sure bears use rivers, natures bidet.

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